Haiku for Noory-san

pate · May 17, 2015, 04:03:55 AM

Missing syllable
Dave portal, duck and cover
Vodka microphone?

pate · May 17, 2015, 04:09:16 AM

Dave says; not funny
Man, if I had a TV
Show... Yewd rue the day!

GeorgieForPresident2216 · May 17, 2015, 01:05:23 PM

Quote from: pate on May 17, 2015, 04:09:16 AM
Dave says; not funny
Man, if I had a TV
Show... Yewd rue the day!

pate you do a better job of haiku when you're drunk than most do sober. I think it's definitely your thing.

wr250 · May 17, 2015, 01:15:36 PM

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on May 17, 2015, 01:05:23 PM
pate you do a better job of haiku when you're drunk than most do sober. I think it's definitely your thing.

pate; excellent at haiku when drunk
better than the sober dave
DNS

pate · May 19, 2015, 02:56:36 AM

Abashed am I
Many thanks are due, Noory
deserves this thread praise...

PB the Deplorable · May 20, 2015, 12:07:15 AM

Dash-een thruw thuh snow
Innuh one horsh opfen slay
Is it July yet?

GeorgieForPresident2216 · May 20, 2015, 12:11:58 AM

Sound slowly dripping;
In my head, penetrating;
Dave sound wave torture.

zeebo · May 20, 2015, 12:21:25 AM

Bellgab omitted
When Dave thanks other forums
Our badge of honor

aldousburbank · May 20, 2015, 12:30:05 AM

July comes quickly
Make fun of George while you can
He's winding down folks!

Northern Nights · May 20, 2015, 05:53:56 AM

Sit right back and you'll
Hear a tale, a tale
Of a boring host

Northern Nights · May 20, 2015, 05:55:44 AM

He's creepy and he's
Kooky , mysterious and
Ookey...he's Noory!

Albemuth · May 20, 2015, 08:13:54 AM

Premiere you suck worse
Allowing Noory's blather
Just waitâ€¦The Bell tolls

pate · May 21, 2015, 12:08:44 AM

Quote from: Albemuth on May 20, 2015, 08:13:54 AM
Premiere you suck worse
Allowing Noory's blather
Just waitâ€¦The Bell ~~tolls~~trolls

Edit ... the tape Tom-
mee ...recycled sounds like ...
bev e lyew tun, Jorch?

pate · May 21, 2015, 02:42:53 AM

Seventeen time elven
Teen equals drag on TeeVee shoe...

Sasquat! Oh dear, Jorch

pate · May 21, 2015, 02:57:16 AM

I love the last guest's middle finger...

GNS

pate · May 21, 2015, 02:58:49 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2SJ8jPgVmU

pate · May 21, 2015, 03:15:35 AM

What half yew, One hear
aye cur 'taint yew halve hyde ink
chive found the label.

Northern Nights · May 21, 2015, 03:51:25 AM

Who wears a red nose
Big floppy shoes and a wig
It's Noory the clown

pate · May 21, 2015, 04:27:50 AM

blort, eye smurf ketchup
bagpipes, bag-eyes. Smurfing smurf
No cussing. spoken

Northern Nights · May 21, 2015, 02:37:29 PM

If Noory's head was
Any emptier, he could
Float like a balloon

Northern Nights · May 21, 2015, 02:38:01 PM

Noory's grammer and
Vocabulary leave much
To be desired

Northern Nights · May 21, 2015, 02:38:52 PM

Tom tells Noory he
Needs a thesaurus, so Dave
Says "a dinosaur?"

zeebo · May 21, 2015, 11:09:56 PM

Angels from portals
Drink carnivora smoothies
Another Jorch-dream

Northern Nights · May 27, 2015, 05:38:45 PM

Shortwave! that hollow
Clanging sound you just heard was
Dave shitting a brick

wr250 · May 28, 2015, 04:32:56 AM

batemans home studio nearly done
arts finished in a few weeks
hawaiian studio yet to be started

zeebo · May 28, 2015, 06:33:01 PM

"How'd you get started?"
"So where's all this headed then?"
"Give out your website."

UFQuack · May 29, 2015, 12:41:27 AM

worker in the light
someone is hiding something
talking to the dead

(Haiku from Jorch's book titles)

zeebo · May 31, 2015, 12:43:30 AM

July approaches
How good will show be? It'll ...
Knock your mustache off

zeebo · June 03, 2015, 01:17:19 AM

He's proud of the fans
They call in every night
But they are zombies

zeebo · June 03, 2015, 01:18:56 AM

Show prep, must read book
Title, subtitle, pictures
Yep, we're good to go