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Quote from: Aceven on December 18, 2015, 08:50:37 PM
I quit listening to C2C about 2 years ago. The last night I listened George got so graphic talking about his latest prostate exam I felt like I had just been raped.

Does Tawwwwwwwwwwwwwm conduct these frequent examinations?

Quote from: stargazr1976 on January 06, 2016, 08:38:04 AM
Noory might have sniffed some big girl panties that night.

Jorch's level of self-delusion that he's an entertainer knows no bounds.
Lucky there appeared to be only a handful of folks from the local homeless shelter in attendance

Quote from: 4th Mesa on December 10, 2015, 07:12:29 AM
Has anyone heard the HOLIDAY MAGIC COAST STYLE Christmas album?
Does Jorch actually sing on it?
If so,what?
And does he sound any better than when he's talking?

I'd love to hear this piece of C2C memorabilia 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezI74z9RD4g

What the actual Quokk !?!?!?!?

Has anyone heard the HOLIDAY MAGIC COAST STYLE Christmas album?
Does Jorch actually sing on it?
If so,what?
And does he sound any better than when he's talking?

I'd love to hear this piece of C2C memorabilia 

When our Reptilian Overlords finally assume control they're gonna remember that frog.
And things will not go well for Jorch.

It's gonna make the routine anal probe look like a Sunday School picnic

Quote from: ItsOver on December 05, 2015, 11:08:36 AM
Next up, Dave talks about when he launched Miss Piggy.  Ribbiting.

When our Reptilian Overlords finally assume control they're gonna remember that frog. And things will not go well for Jorch.
It's gonna make the routine anal probe look like a Sunday School picnic


 

Quote from: SredniVashtar on November 28, 2015, 10:13:24 AM
. I heard him the other day inform his audience that if you asked for a faggot in the UK they would give you a cigarette.

As you say. not quite.
They'd probably put you in touch with just about anyone from the House of Lords

I'm fascinated by how brown Alex's nose becomes whenever he's on C2C.
Generally, Jorch will pump him up first - calling him a Patriot, a Bulldog etc etc - but then Alex will always sycophantically wally on about how George has pursued this or that (issue), how Jorch is the leader of the pack, how Jorch is always telling truth to power, etc etc.

I know - technically - Jorch is talking to a larger number of people but surely by now most of them would be angry loners, stoners, zonked truckers and insomniacs who aren't BUYING products.... which, let's face it, is the reason PremRad are on the air.
I sense that Alex's audience is smaller, but more engaged, more upwardly mobile, more inclined to shell out to a shill.

What does everyone think?
Why does Alex crawl all that way up?

Quote from: Morgus on November 27, 2015, 06:29:16 PM
Noory is taking tonight off instead of Thanksgiving night and Jimmy Church is guest hosting in his place... 

I'm sure Jorch is flying to Moscow on a secret mission to broker peace with Turkey.
Or to Ankara (for the same reason.)
Or perhaps he & Tom are on their way to the Climate Change conference in Paris.

Nawwww, you're right, Jorch just couldn't be arsed turning up....

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on November 26, 2015, 02:12:40 PM
Tough guy Jorch and his pussy posse.

This is either:

****George's profile pic for Paranormal Dating
****Who's next for the Charlie Sheen experience?
****The latest line-up for the Allman Brothers

Quote from: Nebraska888 on November 22, 2015, 02:12:38 PM
Yep!  Knapp shall return!

Is that some inside knowledge, Neb888?
(God, I hope so.)

The Knappster is a lone voice for sanity, sound research and great radio on C2C these days.

Jammies - tick
Cuppa Joe - tick
Damn cat - ahhhhh, can fend for itself for one night, right?

Does anyone know how Caravan To Midnight / John B Wells is faring?
(Is it even still on? Apologies, I'm in Australia and don't know.)

Serious question; how does he survive?

Obvious lack of preparation (both for interviews and prepared scripts), mispronunciations (of even simple current events/words), regular irrelevant anecdotes that serve only to place Jorch at the heart of the conversation (and often seem to come out of nowhere), and blatant shilling.
And that's just the obvious stuff.

Seriously, this pissmidget is criss-crossing the US, representing C2C and the network. If you were a network suit, wouldn't you wonder where he's going to put his foot next? Wouldn't you want a 10 second delay on that mouth?

It's soooo apparent that it's C2C - the concept, the history, the time slot, the legend - that is the reason people continue to tune in. It's not Jorch. People listen DESPITE him.

I love the IDEA of C2C but....

Oprah.

Very much in Jorch's league, albeit in a different way.
Opinionated; always with a pre-judgement of the subject, always with an unhelpful anecdote that places her at the centre of the "story" and always with a catchphrase summation that might - or might not - have some relevance.