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It's only a week she took off and October is coming so soon it feels like we are already in it. That's really cutting it close. I wouldn't blame her for needing a few extra days to get ready for it.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 08, 2019, 06:30:03 PM
https://www.studyfinds.org/stunning-survey-reveals-1-in-4-adults-has-never-eaten-vegetables/

I don't know where any pollsters get their respondents from, even the legit ones. Have you ever been polled? (settle down, boys). I haven't.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 08, 2019, 05:18:05 PM
I read an article today that claimed a quarter of all Americans have never eaten a vegetable. What the hell is wrong with you people? That works at around 80 million spastic colons.

I met a vegetarian once many years ago, before it became so popular, that didn't like vegetables. lol. I asked him why he was a vegetarian and he said it was because he didn't like meat. He pretty much just ate junk food like french fries as far as I could tell.

Also, I find your article hard to believe even though I did know someone else that didn't like vegetables. He would eat hamburgers, steak, chicken, that sort of thing and fruit too, I guess. I think he was an anomaly.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 08, 2019, 04:49:19 PM
I'm not sure.  Probably 100 to 125 pounds old I think.....................

Sooo about 400 sausages, 50 peach cobblers, and a few half-thawed chickens ago.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 08, 2019, 03:45:50 PM
Working at Cape Canaveral must be one of the few things our boy hasn't claimed to have done. But there's still time for a late-flowering career change for such a gifted man. After all, what could go wrong?


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fSTrmJtHLFU

Well he did say he saw a plane once so he understands how they're made and work.

Not even joking. I think Yorkshire Pud can attest.

Uh oh. Sredni's in the house. All the Bellgab boys drop their panties when he saunters in.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 07, 2019, 07:02:40 PM
Nah.  By the time that went down, the "bargain" iPad would have been snapped up and he'd be stuck with all that money...and well.  You know what that means...................

How old is that gif? He looks like a swimsuit model there compared to what he looks like today.

Quote from: Gunner65 on October 06, 2019, 09:03:00 PM
Feigning confusion,  ignorance or victimhood...

That's probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to him.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on September 18, 2019, 11:30:57 PM
Not sure that cooking is allowed in the bakeshop, but here goes nothing.

Kimchee Fried Rice

There are a jillion different ways to make this dish.  Some people claim that no recipe is needed; for the Koreans, it's whatever is left over from the previous day fried up together (rice and kimchee always being present).  The following worked for me the first time through, which means it must be fairly idiot-proof.  The best part about it, though, was finding Gochujang in the Korean Market.  It's a spicy BBQ sauce that, I am told, does not have a substitute.  There's no English versions of anything in a Korean market, so I was stuck.  But, as it turns out, I still remember most of the Korean alphabet, though I have forgotten almost all of the Korean that I learned in school.  So I wrote it out on a piece of paper, in Korean, and then scanned around until I found it.  Overcoming adversity and winning!  Combine it with the recipe working out of the gate and I could barely stuff my dick back in my pants.   

Ingredients:

250 g of bacon   I buy the pork belly here and cut my own, thick slices (about 10mm) and then cut it into small pieces
500 g of [meat]   You can use whatever is on sale.  For me, that happened to be pork loin
one yellow onion
a bulb of garlic
2 cups of kimchee   Do yourself a favor and buy the homemade from a Korean store if you possibly can.
1/2 cup kimchee juice
cooked rice   3 cups of raw rice cooked in your rice cooker, or over the stove if you know how to do that
3 TB Gochujang
3 tsp sesame oil
soy sauce (low sodium version)
green onion   I got the giant green onion that is available here and got close to a cup out of it
eggs
sesame seeds

1)  In a large pot over medium heat, crisp the bacon to render out the fat and set aside.  Use the fat to brown the meat, then add the onion and garlic and cook through.  Add the kimchee and most of the kimchee juice (reserving some for taste adjustment) and cook until wilted (not mushy).

2)  Add the cooked rice, gochujang, sesame oil, green onion, and a bit of soy sauce (not too much if it is not low sodium as there are other salty ingredients), and mix together off heat.  Use kimchee juice, gochujang, and soy sauce to adjust to taste.

3)  Fry enough eggs to top each portion served, and garnish with the bacon and sesame seeds.  Tip: If you want a runny yolk, separate white from the yolk, start to fry up the white, and when it's almost done, ease out the yolk on top of the white.  In Korea, the egg is almost always fried over had with no runny yolk at all.

Kim Chee is fermented. Fermentation requires yeast. Yeast is used in baking. I say this is the right thread for it.

Thanks for the recipe. I was going to try to make Kim Chee once but wanted to do it in a ceramic crock like the authentic stuff but never got one so I never made it. I should have just used a large canning jar.

This might be a good gochujang recipe:

https://kimchimari.com/how-to-make-gochujang-at-home/

It looks great.

It's easy these days to find the spices you need online.

Is Ringo Starr really a bad drummer? I've heard that a lot but I don't see (hear) it.

Quote from: Liberace! on October 08, 2019, 01:04:42 PM
For me, it was the most cringe inducing of all the photos.

She probably shouldn't post photos where the intent is to show how hot she is when there are other women or inanimate objects/mannequins in them that look better.

Quote from: Catsmile on July 07, 2019, 07:34:25 PM
            # What Heater Thinks Shes Doing.



           # What Heater Is Actually Doing!


#HolyShit

#What Heater Thinks She Looks Like:





#What Heater Actually Looks Like:


*


*Photo courtesy of brig's porn file.**
**Thanks brig

Quote from: Gunner65 on October 06, 2019, 08:27:16 PM
Why should I not take my right to free speech or expression personally?

Preach!

Quote from: albrecht on September 23, 2019, 08:03:10 PM
Yeah, who was that jerk poster!  A good song, the only thing about him is that, at least to me, it seems like all his (or the most popular) use the same chord progressions etc (this coming from a person who mainly likes metal, classical- ha, with regard to chord progressions and like. Or even country which is even worse this way.)   

Or blues, amirite?

Anyway, this is a better version if you're into that sort of thing:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7Ch4O7wmuY

It's definitely not the best version. Maybe I'll upload the version I have.

An another note, I have Lou Reed's boxed set 'Between Thought and Expression'. It is not good.

Then there's this one, which is pretty blatant:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xcwt9mSbYE

Quote from: albrecht on September 23, 2019, 07:39:36 PM
So poster deleted her heroin song retort before I could post "pfft, here is the good one." 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeb0OI8wXN4

That poster sounds like a jerk, if you ask me. I thought that song was nice. I prefer Tiny Dancer, he doesn't even mention the word which I think makes the song more poetic...I guess. I'm no art major though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBWfUc5jKiM

Quote from: username on September 23, 2019, 04:29:03 PM
I have zero to do with either of them and don't consider myself to be affiliated to any show you might have heard in the past.

OK, Mr. President.

Quote from: username on September 23, 2019, 03:59:14 PM
The best part is I'm making money constantly from you. (Maybe not you) but I've managed to suck so badly that I've made a career out of it. I'm paid well these days.

So more than that one relatively large check then? That's good. Being a security guard must SUUUCK! It's nice that your perseverance is paying off.

I listened to two of your shows, the one Falkie was on and the one Chefist peed in a bucket on. I was entertained, even after they hung up.

P.S. The peeing on air was funny but what was really funny was the attempted cover-up. Man, I should try to find that clip.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 22, 2019, 09:52:54 PM
No, I just think you’re funny in a laugh at you, not with you kinda way. The fact that you felt the need to “dunk” on the gabcast shows everyone just how desperate you are for attention. Talk about the soul of a woman! : :

Well, you're right. He does do it to get attention to his podcast. Actual celebrities do it all the time to each other to garner attention, many arguments are most likely planned between them.

Quote from: username on December 23, 2018, 07:46:57 PM
I prefer to punch up not punch down.

Consider it a compliment.

Quote from: pate on September 20, 2019, 02:26:31 AM
Sheryl is smoking hawt.  Hmm, she can't be Mrs. White Crow she married that Tour de France guy that faked ball cancer didn't she?


-p

That's a good song and movie. Sheryl knows what's up. "Standing in the desert waiting for my ship to come in".

Quote from: pate on September 20, 2019, 01:52:09 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--AvCsh48bk

Did you really just post that song? Next you might as well post Mustang Sally. I mean, Jesus. Talk about some overplayed music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Ij3rV_ZS4

Quote from: pate on September 20, 2019, 12:51:14 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPemyipJzAM

1979.  Ima gonna round up

For shits and giggles here's one from 1975 that I like:

That's a good song. You would think they could afford more than one microphone.

Let's bring it on down. Everyone grab their hankies:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

Quote from: Catsmile on September 19, 2019, 10:06:58 PM
I'm oldfag enough to have witnessed Fidget and all his glorious concoctions, textual and otherwise. Without a doubt the guy is creative, and somewhat interesting in small doses. Sadly it would seem Fidget has more issues than a magazine stand. Narrative wise his past is a stale sob story, justifying his lack of follow through. #OneTrickPony

Glad I could help your muffin stay #Warm&Moist.

It's nice to know that not everyone here has the memory of a fruit fly.

Quote from: Catsmile on September 19, 2019, 06:57:40 PM
#NEWS FLASH!!!

# Roswells, Art Says K_Dubb Pegged Mr. Fidget!

Har. But anyway, Fidget does have talent as an artist. Hopefully if he posts here again he can upload some of his work again so you'll see what I mean.

Also, that gif makes me kind of hot. Thank you.

Also, can I just say, pate excused himself to use the toilet. Now that's a pro. No bucket for him.

Quote from: VENUS FIREBALL XL5 on September 19, 2019, 04:57:35 PM
Hi Snap T, I think he felt slighted by Art like 25 years ago.  Apparently Mr Fidget had problems filling orders & Art told everyone not to order. I could be wrong🥊

You're not. He felt that since the cops arrested him he couldn't fulfill his end of the agreement so he should be exonerated. I think he wanted Art to acknowledge that. He posted the arrest documentation and stuff here to show that they changed the date or something. Which I guess he thought would prove his argument. All of that was lost when Liberace! changed servers. I saw the documentation though. I didn't think it proved his case though I do think the cops were assholes for arresting him.

I should add that Mr. Fidget also showed documentation of all the materials he bought to fulfill the fidget orders.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 19, 2019, 03:37:31 PM
I agree Mr. Fidget has always annoyed the *%@$ out of me -- something to do with the way he pitches his voice just shy of a whine, with a tone that vacillates between a sort of patient condescension and attention-seeking desperation with alarming ease.

You pegged him exactly! Though, I feel a bit of sympathy for him. Also, I like his mat art. I have some respect for someone living such a transient life that still can sit down and cut up a mat like he does.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 19, 2019, 04:17:02 PM
The GC he was on with Amy 'I got nothing' Martin was the single worst podcast abomination I have ever heard. Until you decide to quit being a pussy and have a go yourself, of course. You can put us all to sleep with your Orphic musings.

He wasn't on the gabcast per se but his voice reading one of his poems was played on it.