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Quote from: jcoscarmorgus on January 24, 2021, 05:49:37 AM
noory should host 4 full hours of open lines every night

I can already smell the circuits sizzling.

Trouble in paradise. When the assets get split in the divorce we'll probably take Meowmaid, Jack. You might have to pack your bags and head to Ellgab.

The election must have really broken MV. He's gone.

Quote from: K_Dubb on January 07, 2021, 07:44:23 PM
And yet when you have a perfect hot drooling idiot of a Patriot literally waving a Migration Period leaf-headed spear in the halls of Congress, you want to disown him.



Sad.

Not me. I love this guy. Legend.

Leak Jared's stash of Ivanka newds.

Get the kid an account, MV.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 04, 2021, 07:06:03 AM

https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1345992806750433280

Granted most of what Wood says is nuts, but this is actually true.

I regret to inform you that Lee McConnell has blocked an amendment to the Bellgab stimulus package that would have increased our allotment of Gabcasts from 0 to 1. All eligible citizens of Bellgab will begin receiving their 0 Gabcasts as early as tonight.

Merry fucking Christmas nigger.

Quote from: Liberace! on December 13, 2020, 10:51:28 PM
I’m not aware of what you’re referring to. I’ll have to do some looking into it.

Get hep old man!

Certify the pate vote.

I miss Herman Cain.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 30, 2020, 03:07:13 PM
There's no other group as emotional as THEM.

I thought regular Trump was a total babe, but girl Trump is a super double babe.

Das rite.

Quote from: Silphion on November 18, 2020, 11:58:51 PM
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There are people who think Art cheated on a filipina wife 1/3 his age for this thing lol

Quote from: Innerreach on November 21, 2020, 07:25:41 PM
Anyone know if Mv’s going live tonight?

He's too busy planning his escape to Morocco.

Young Rubini had those Steve Martin looks.

I hear Noory is packing.

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George Heather Wade Bush

#FuckHW

Quote from: Liberace! on November 14, 2020, 01:33:50 PM
The GabCast is live tonight at Midnight East, 9PM West.  Watch/listen here:


https://youtu.be/6bH_elSn66M

This shud be gud. I expect some fire and fury.

Take your lithium bro.

Quote from: BobGrau on November 06, 2020, 01:55:39 PM
So, here's my dilemma (it will become apparent why I'm laying all this out):

Way back, MV/Liberace solicited the advice of myself and one PonyBoySunset regarding a parody song he was working on - this was all the rage back in my day - I was flattered that he'd recognised my small talent with changing words to sound a bit like other words, so gamely offered some contributions, as did PBS.
It later turned out that this was some sort of weird prank/sting operation on PBS for having presumably flounced out of here in a huff, then coming back all cheery and acting like nothing had happened. I was somewhat chagrined at either being made an unwitting accomplice in said prank, or perhaps having also been a target? I've flounced out of here in a huff plenty of times, you see, although I don't recall ever getting personal with Our Lord In Sequins. I think I unfollowed him on Twitter, but I unfollowed everyone on Twitter. God, I hate Twitter.

So, perplexed, I flounced out of here in a huff once more. (Quietly, as is my passive-aggressive wont)

And here I am, coming back all cheery and acting like nothing had happened.

You see the problem.

Also, Hi everyone! Anybody dead yet?

The Lee works in mysterious ways. He giveth but he also taketh away.

#Legazzy

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 02, 2020, 10:30:13 PM

Inna house

He's come for Heather, his baby.

Quote from: Nyewalker on November 02, 2020, 10:08:40 PM
Apparently someone is in Heather's house ... hope she's alright

Oh Miller.