BellGab.com Archive

Quote from: Liberace! on July 29, 2019, 10:41:27 PM

Could Heather be any more of a generic Gen Xer?

Quote from: AC400KICK on July 02, 2019, 09:51:06 AM
Who is there going to be to bully when this message board is taken down? What are you all going to do with your sad, pathetic lives? I know what I'll be doing, operating my LLC here in NYC and racing Marathons. So keep it Lit! 🔥🔥🔥

Keep suckin those titties Richard Groyper!

🔥🌆🔥

AdAm StInSoN...

Been to Manhattan Bridge lately, Anthony?

#WordSalad

Jesus christ rain down fire and bleach now

Quote from: Epaphroditus on June 02, 2019, 09:13:17 PM
DMDN on the TalkStream app is always in the top 10 except for the hours occupied by MITD .

Heather Wade on her own was kicking the ass of MITD .

Yikes. Hopefully Dave's wife finds a real man soon.

Quote from: Taaroa on June 02, 2019, 08:56:13 AM

RIP

Quote from: Liberace! on June 02, 2019, 08:53:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-DO6SkciFE

Lyrics:

My food reviews and stuff
It’s all on hold I decree
Thought that I had your love
You told the world I like feet
Then I helped you with your Adsense strife
You turned your snout, so unkind
I don’t blame you… Erinn
I blame the wine

I know how much your Thrive costs you
And I’d help pay the fee
The videos Groyper do
He’ll never stop, forgive me
You’ve been accusin’ me of all this stuff
But it’s alright, I don’t mind
I don’t blame you… Erinn
I blame the wine

I just wanna say that it’s ok
You said I’ve been creepy and strange
Like your clever garden gnome
Yeah when a guy makes a move on you
Every thing is welcome if he’s hot

Said you got my calls every hour of the night
Said I was peekin’ through holes above
Where sun it shines leaking light
You allayed all your mama’s fears
Said you read to the blind
I don’t blame you… Erinn
I blame the wine

I just wanna say that it’s ok
You said I’ve been creepy and strange
Like your clever garden gnome
Yeah when a guy makes a move on you
Every thing is welcome if he’s hot

If I defend myself
While you choose to pound
I might learn and grow some bells
And that would let you down
When you wanted to upend my life
I never once felt maligned
I don’t blame you… Erinn
I blame the wine


MP3 attached below for better audio quality.

Good shit as always, boss.

The only thing blacker than Art's skin was his heart.

Wait, that's not right.

Quote from: Liberace! on May 29, 2019, 01:28:35 AM
https://twitter.com/phil_emerson/status/1131388839719780354

Bellgab has officially been classified as a hate group by the ADL and SPLC.

Quote from: 14 on May 28, 2019, 10:59:37 PM
If you don't think black people work, you are constrained in your lily white world.  Take a walk on the wild side, like the inner city service sector.  Or change your tv channel.

Back to work for the first time since Buchanan was in office.

Quote from: Liberace! on May 24, 2019, 11:51:08 PM
GNS!  Bring back Art Bell.

Agreed, Michael.

Coming soon, Heather Wade live in Tijuana. Hee haw.

Imagine just 150 short years ago black people actually worked and had families.

Goodfellas. Possibly the most overrated film of all time. I'd probably like it more if they didn't go with the 'Wonder Years' format. God that shit is obnoxious.

It's time to bring back slavery.

My experience on Bellgab suggests to me mental illness gets you hot asian wives and girlfriends with big titties.

Quote from: Azzerae on May 24, 2019, 03:22:31 AM
In my view, Art had some brief psychotic disorders and mixed delusional disorders. By my estimation those included grandiose and persecutory disorders. He also possibly had paraphrenia toward the end.

Art surrounded himself with people like this to maintain the bubble. It still amazes me how quickly Keith turned into a whimpering woe is me everybody hates me pussy over generally harmless innocuous shit a few people said on here. He won't let it go either. It's been four years since MITD and he still whines about Bellgab now and then.

Quote from: Liberace! on May 17, 2019, 11:09:37 PM
Sanford Townsend Band - Smoke From A Distant Fire

Fuck that piece of shit song.  Fuck.

That's a great song.

Yellow fever.

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on May 17, 2019, 12:07:17 AM
Women that shave their snatch promote pedophilia.   


Leave a little Brillo, ladies.   

I say scorch the earth and spread some sweet butter on it like a biscuit.

It's unfortunate there's no one in your life willing to have you committed.

And this is bad because? I wouldn't mind turning the entire middle east to glass, and I think Iran is a great place to start.

I think In Nye is a masterpiece. The lyricism could stand up to Martin Fry at his best (Lexicon of Love).

This is my recommended listening order. If this was 1978 and these were being released as some kind of Bellgab inspired EP or maxi-single I think I'd sequence them like this.

Side A

In Nye - Upbeat and catchy, draws you in
Don't Treat Keith This Way - Takes things down a notch and has one of those old school repetitious endings that works well as the end to a side

Side B

Desert Heat - Sets the tone for a darker second side, still has enough energy to work as a 'climax'
Midnight in the Cuckshed - Ends on a somber note, same function as the original track at the end of each show

Praise MV

Quote from: Azzerae on May 12, 2019, 01:41:08 AM

Michio Bukkaku?

Quote from: Azzerae on May 11, 2019, 02:44:03 PM
I fucking hate ice cream.

Ignored and reported to moderator.

I think midgets should be separated from the rest of society and kept in isolated villages, kind of like Smurfs. If I have to pay a few cents extra tax every year to fund it fine, just get em out.

That one legged Polish broad on The Sopranos is oddly sexy. I bet she can wrench a dick like a monkey opens a banana.

Quote from: Liberace! on May 09, 2019, 09:28:26 PM
heh heh

Any ETA on the finished 'Desert Heat' chief? Been listening to the unfinished mix you posted, really digging it.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on May 07, 2019, 01:28:19 AM
Yeah, like the merrikunz did during Vietnam, y'all!

Oh, hang on, they all just trotted off like cattle to Southeast Asia to get slaughtered.

I'm not sure what point you were trying to make but you failed spectacularly.