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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

wr250

shoe polish mustache,disappears
bad toupee, vanished
must be a saturday night.

wr250

pizza roll stained shirt
hoguester on tap
noory silenced by inane ramblings

zeebo

prophecies tonight
but I have a prediction
show will be sucky

wr250

exorcisms and ebola
morbid george rides again
will noory try and exorcise the ebola ?

Gd5150

Beyond Belief, one watches this week.
Deliverance, from the darkness.
Like a pig, he shall squeal.

Elinor

Jorch reads news, laments:
"I don't know what's going on!"
Same old, same old, Jorch.

Ev'ry Show Classic;
Tonight, Last Night, Ten Years Past;
Indistinguish'ble.

Back feet caught on chair
As George flees the Wee-gee Board
Sumpthin's goin' on

'Not a toy' claims George
Guest responds 'of course it is'
Much suckage ensues

Elinor

Michio floors Jorch:
"Invisible wandering
Black Holes -- ev'rywhere."

wr250

insane ramblings ,last 2 hours
jorch and his 3x5's
quayle rambles on, dragons @ 9000'

wr250

creepy clown in a mirror
ouija board,spells NO
noory explores clowns n mirrors fri night

wr250

rudely awoken,RUN JESSE RUN
caller, moronic poem
walk dog, radio shut off GNS

Gd5150

Cold sweat, I wake up in.
Abducted, hell, torture, am I dead.
Radio, It's UFO Phil playing.

wr250

sadness today,Robin williams passed
morbid george returns tues
drags out all the gruesome details

pate

Non Mensch, Breaking Bad
Cannot remember his name
Navy Stooge Noory

zeebo

The sound of nothing
Empty, yet there is a noise
"It sure is. Good point."

wr250

aldous returns! bellgab rejoices
open lines friday
UFO phil returns, bellgab is sad.

First Contact, Noory:
Call Me, Talk to me, Love me;
Earth Shunned Forever.

wr250

first contact with george noory
the solar wind dies
aliens conclude : no intelligent life here

zeebo

Some friggin doofus
Sent us a stupid message
Earth, stop spamming us!

wr250

art bell quit dark matter
george noory laughs
the butthurt continues ...

zeebo

Jorch sent a message
But what will be the result?
Alien butthurt

pate

Steve Quayle is good host
compared to sNoory as is
anyone... A. Jones?

pate

Send me an e-mail
We'll get absolutely gay
Your host: Me Noory!

Summer Days, Fun Days;
Limo Rides and Pizza Pies;
George in Ferguson.

wr250

tonight zzzzzzzzz yawn zzzzzzzzzz
snore, roll over, yawn
snooron on the radio,now off

zeebo

Another quack guest
Infomercial time with George
Same as late nite ads

George's sad refrain,
"He would not make it today."
Jimmy Durante.

pate

I'm still on the air
Unbelieefable, he says
Patient zero lives

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