Haiku for Noory-san

zeebo · February 29, 2016, 08:52:23 PM

Leap Year's are the best
Because there's one extra day
To celebrate Feb

zeebo · March 04, 2016, 10:40:43 PM

Sometimes a good show
With limited George ... But how?
Because LMH

pate · March 06, 2016, 04:08:28 AM

Howe now, brown bovine?
Reel to reel. Feel to feel, why
bother the fake 'stache?

pate · April 04, 2016, 12:15:54 AM

Sucking QuikTrip straw
On-Air! Who>? Me!!! Turc 'sammich,
Er,hmm: Squatty, doh

pate · April 15, 2016, 12:14:48 AM

My Turkee 'sammich
My fortress, 'ya thunk it, doan?
Piece of Roll, hot bunz!

(tew munch?)

zeebo · June 01, 2016, 10:39:25 PM

Latest show format
Supplements and vitamins
Infomercial time

whoozit · June 02, 2016, 04:11:44 AM

The Guy From Pittsburgh
Animal doc and salesmen
Always selling shit

pate · June 19, 2016, 11:38:06 PM

Sew yew found level
Fifteen yarns, doancha know this
Alpine, ending still.

pate · August 14, 2016, 02:27:39 AM

Groan teh chiCargo,
Eye on Lee canoe Sloe Bot
ober, hat-urz...huh?

zeebo · August 22, 2016, 11:30:58 PM

Fell through a portal
Time: eleven eleven
No coincidence

GravitySucks · August 25, 2016, 05:23:35 AM

Linda, where are you?
Why skip the month of July?
Where are the cattle?

zeebo · August 26, 2016, 12:16:33 AM

Confused about those
Reptoids and reptilians?
Turmeric can help

whoozit · August 29, 2016, 06:04:19 AM

Tangy Tangerine
Turmeric benefits good
Buy some, Dave needs cash

pate · September 02, 2016, 02:53:21 AM

Yew nut what Ton Me?
'Tis One Lee Mike Rowe Wave Treet,
Eye Sun Than Swine, Quiche>?

akwilly · September 02, 2016, 02:54:51 AM

Quote from: pate on September 02, 2016, 02:53:21 AM
Yew nut what Ton Me?
'Tis One Lee Mike Rowe Wave Treet,
Eye Sun Than Swine, Quiche>?

good lord this is the one thread I was hoping you didn't find

pate · September 09, 2016, 10:44:04 PM

NO'OR GENIUS, AYE
PER NAMB-LATTE, WITCH CAMP US
CREPUSCULAR EYE.

pate · September 09, 2016, 10:48:28 PM

Quote from: akwilly on September 02, 2016, 02:54:51 AM
good lord this is the
one thread I was hoping you
did
n't find

mYND Thym? Know Tommee.
YORE self. Suck things eternal.

edit: Idiot.

zeebo · October 09, 2016, 11:56:22 PM

Unpinned from its perch
The once lofty haiku thread
It's winding down, folks

Dr. MD MD · October 10, 2016, 12:07:45 AM

Quote from: zeebo on October 09, 2016, 11:56:22 PM
Unpinned from its perch
The once lofty haiku thread
It's winding down, folks

No, haiku-san! Don't go!
We love you long time, for sure!
Our passion abides!

pate · October 10, 2016, 12:27:32 AM

..
NooryLand and Mike dropm,
Droopy mike>?

Duh Hawaiian Man,
Volcano spider fear naught
Yellow bird, Cole myne.

Gd5150 · June 18, 2017, 10:12:13 AM

A bump
I feel I must
haiku for noory-san must live long

wr250 · June 18, 2017, 11:46:43 AM

hawaiian studio
no turkee sammiches
volcanic flame roasted pizza roles

zeebo · June 18, 2017, 01:13:30 PM

Contract was renewed
Time keeps on slipping, slipping
Into the suckage

wr250 · July 04, 2017, 07:20:08 AM

thread is dying
no maor hiaku's?
GN gloats

aldousburbank · July 04, 2017, 09:15:57 AM

Aldous Burbank and
WR250
say George Noory sucks

zeebo · July 04, 2017, 07:43:13 PM

New activity
Like a fresh turkee sammich
Sumtheen's happeneen

whoozit · July 04, 2017, 07:43:24 PM

The well done gone dry
I wouldn't even try but
George Noory does suck

CozyRozie · July 04, 2017, 07:46:42 PM

!!!

GravitySucks · July 04, 2017, 08:59:43 PM

Could be a portal
Or a wormhole for angels
Was there a shadow?

Kidnostad3 · July 05, 2017, 09:11:13 AM

There once was a man from Nantucket. . . Oh--that's another thing isn't it? Never mind.