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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

bateman

Quote from: zeebo on December 10, 2013, 06:48:57 PM
I'm too lazy for that.  I'll just wait for the Amazon drone service.

They'll have to have a maximum payload capacity, so hopefully you don't like them "BBWs".

zeebo

Quote from: bateman on December 10, 2013, 06:55:40 PM
They'll have to have a maximum payload capacity, so hopefully you don't like them "BBWs".

Yeah and another problem is how many do you have to get to qualify for the free shipping?

Tommy TwoTons

Quote from: zeebo on December 10, 2013, 07:11:20 PM
Yeah and another problem is how many do you have to get to qualify for the free shipping?
You could always add a copy of Jorch's "cookbook" if you're a few cents shy :D  Or maybe they'll have DroneAzon Prime by then, so if Hefty Honeys are your thing it won't matter!

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on December 10, 2013, 06:48:57 PM
I'm too lazy for that.  I'll just wait for the Amazon drone service.

I don't care what that sleezy looking Ukranian maggot says, I'm waiting for Papa Yuri's Ukrainian Hot-and-Ready delivery service.  And I want cheesy bread and a liter of Coke with my order, too.  That should get Tommy all worked-up.

starrmtn001

Remember when Bateman posted that Conway Jr. clip for me?  Well, here is a clip from last night's show.  It starts with snoory previewing his show with Dames.  That's funny enough.  Then Conway starts playing Evelyn's "yeah" clip.  At some point snoory chimes in with his own "yeah" which Conway uses at the end.
This clip is just insanely funny.  Enjoy.
After trying, and failing several times, to download the the clip, I'm having to use this "copy location" link.  Sorry but it's really worth it.  The exchange with snoory starts at 31:25.  Enjoy. ;D

http://media.ccomrcdn.com/media/station_content/616/Conway1209139P_1386655321_16014.mp3?CPROG=PCAST&MARKET=LOSANGELES-CA&NG_FORMAT=&SITE_ID=616&STATION_ID=KFI-AM&PCAST_AUTHOR=KFI_AM_640&PCAST_CAT=News_&_Politics&PCAST_TITLE=Tim_Conway_Jr_on_Demand

Quote from: Tommy TwoTons on December 10, 2013, 05:11:46 PM
Respect mah authoritah!!

Okay, back to Snoorge:

Tonight: JFK, MJ-12 & UFOs

A civilian intelligence analyst and psychotherapist in New York City, Robert Morningstar has studied the paranormal and UFOs for over 40 years and has published many research articles on the Internet. He will discuss the JFK assassination, Majestic 12, UFOs, or  other paranormal events.

"Or" = "I don't really know what he'll talk about, so keep your finger on the 'disconnect' button, Tommy."

There is a Coast chat beforehand for those "lucky" Insiders.


I wonder if this is the same Robert Morningstar who was a guest of Art's about 17 years ago? That Morningstar claimed to be a Native American who said someone tried to run over him with a car on the Indian reservation because he was looking into the Priory of Sion. They just keep recycling these folks because they know people with a long memory are one in a million.

Morgus

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on December 10, 2013, 08:40:44 PM

I wonder if this is the same Robert Morningstar who was a guest of Art's about 17 years ago? That Morningstar claimed to be a Native American who said someone tried to run over him with a car on the Indian reservation because he was looking into the Priory of Sion. They just keep recycling these folks because they know people with a long memory are one in a million.
Nah that classic 1990s Native American guest was Robert "MorningSKY" - I believe he passed away some years ago.
The newer guest Robert "MorningSTAR" is a totally different guy...  8)

Morgus

A couple more Ukrainian babes that Major Ed Dames should go for next:


Quote from: SciFiAuthor on December 06, 2013, 10:42:09 PM
Yeah, except that's a concocted fantasy. Here's what we know: Noory worked as a reporter, working his way up to news director for a TV station and won awards, apparently lost all of that in the 80's and attempted several businesses, all of which failed. He got the ever living shit sued out of him as they failed, as was discussed in this thread, until he secured a job as a local radio host. None of the above are particularly high paying positions. Coast went through a series of hosts during Art's retirements, all of which were terrible and lost affiliates, until Noory was hired to initial listener satisfaction and stemmed the tide of those losses for Premiere.

Doesn't look privileged to me, just looks like some poor schmoe clawing his way in the dark like the rest of us until he finally got thrown a bone and was able to perform the job well enough to hold onto it. He seems to be delivering according to Premiere's metrics, though he's certainly not a gifted broadcaster.

I don't know if he really has handlers. He certainly doesn't have a PR guy, based on his disastrous posts in here.  But, then, half this group thinks they pay him 10 million a year and give him a huge staff of trolls and PR firms, and the other half thinks they pay him 20 grand a year. Its something that varies depending on the hatin' angle the poster is coming from.


I have enough critical thinking skills to know that no-one makes it to the position Jorch has in the media, without being groomed for it for years. He may not have been at the top of the list, but he was on the list. The two main prerequisites  for a on-air radio career are a nice voice and the ability to enunciate and speak clearly. A two-year-old enunciates better than George, and his voice is average. He doesn't have the golden pipes of a James Earl Jones. As for the hosts who came and went before George, these media puppets are moved from slot to slot like so many pegs on a peg board. They end up where they serve the agenda best. No, I don't think he earned it.

Like I said before, I don't hate George. I hate that he's lazy and that he seems clueless about the damage he's doing to himself and his pathetically ignorant fans. Bullying and mob mentality do not adequately explain the visceral negative reaction Noory evokes in so many people.

Quote from: Morgus on December 10, 2013, 08:45:51 PM
Nah that classic 1990s Native American guest was Robert "MorningSKY" - I believe he passed away some years ago.
The newer guest Robert "MorningSTAR" is a totally different guy...  8)



Thanks for clearing that up. I think you're the only one here who goes back that far,

bateman

Quote from: Morgus on December 10, 2013, 08:45:51 PM
Nah that classic 1990s Native American guest was Robert "MorningSKY" - I believe he passed away some years ago.
The newer guest Robert "MorningSTAR" is a totally different guy...  8)

Ah, I was wondering the same thing. Do we know if this new guy is legit?

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: tertiaryimam on December 10, 2013, 03:25:19 AM
wife number two:

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Look at him...sick in love...ah!
So he I on his # 2-3 ruski wife? Freak!  How come he can't RV the marriage and figure out whohe he should marry? What a fucking loser! Could u imagine him and dave cruing the ruski bar scene ?
Minor Lame "Jorch just follow my lead these chicks are great...I paid already so you're guaranteed some action...than u just have to marry them!"
Jorch "wow you mean no matter what I can get laid!?"  Jorch continues,  "I hear if you give these chicks an amex card we are golden! "
Minor Lame "then u just cancel the credit card...I am on my 3rd or 4th chick!"
Jorch  "oh boy oh boy! What til tammy hears about this!"

I just googled Robert Morning Sky. He might be dead now, but he was alive at this time last year. His name comes up a lot at newagefraud.org and he is outed on a youtube video.

tertiaryimam

Quote from: bateman on December 10, 2013, 09:03:18 PM
Ah, I was wondering the same thing. Do we know if this new guy is legit?


Rorbert Morningstar is as real as it gets. Here's his mugshot:

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tertiaryimam

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on December 10, 2013, 09:14:23 PM
Look at him...sick in love...ah!
So he I on his # 2-3 ruski wife? Freak!  How come he can't RV the marriage and figure out whohe he should marry? What a fucking loser! Could u imagine him and dave cruing the ruski bar scene ?
Minor Lame "Jorch just follow my lead these chicks are great...I paid already so you're guaranteed some action...than u just have to marry them!"
Jorch "wow you mean no matter what I can get laid!?"  Jorch continues,  "I hear if you give these chicks an amex card we are golden! "
Minor Lame "then u just cancel the credit card...I am on my 3rd or 4th chick!"
Jorch  "oh boy oh boy! What til tammy hears about this!"


Out of fairness for Ed, I think only wives number 2# and 3# are Slavic. His first wife was something else. Probably American. Or something.

PROLLY LIKE DIS:

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Jocko Johnson

Quote from: bateman on December 10, 2013, 09:03:18 PM
Ah, I was wondering the same thing. Do we know if this new guy is legit?
None of these guys or gals are legit my friend...as the great Bob Grant would say..."fakes, phoneys and frauds! "

tertiaryimam

"Tonight we will speak to Robert Morningstar who is a civilian intelligence analyst and psychotherapist in New York City. He is a specialist in photo interpretation, analysis and computer imaging. He graduated from Power Memorial Academy (NYC). Morningstar (M*) was a New York State Regents Scholar (1967-72) and received a degree in psychology from Fordham University. An expert in Chinese language, history and martial arts. M* is acknowledged as a Master of Yang Family Tai Chi Ch'uan by the Hong Kong Tai Chi Masters Association and has taught at Oberlin College and for the City University of New York (Hunter College) as well as, the International Center for the Disabled. He is a FAA-licensed pilot and Instrument Ground Instructor with 23 years of flying experience.M* has studied the paranormal and UFOs for over 40 years and has published many research articles on the Internet, exposing government cover-up and deception in the JFK Assassination and his work is cited in major books on the assassination, notably in Paris Flammonde's 'The Assassination of America' and 'Conspiracy Science' by Prof. James Fetzer. M* has written extensively to expose NASA's use of 'Disinformation Technology' in suppressing evidence of extraterrestrial life and exposing the real nature and threat of the UFO phenomenon. He is currently the Associate Editor of UFO Digest."





tertiaryimam

It jess gets worse:

http://www.unitedstarseeds.com/m/profile?screenName=192514ashy8eg

For you on Kindles:

Date Of Earth Incarnation (Birthday)
    December 22, 1974
About Me.
    Editor, UFO Digest
Spiritual background.
    Tai Chi Master, following a Taoist and Druid path to Source. Initiated into Native American Lakota Souix tradition during spring and summer 1971-72. Received "Illumination" on December 22nd-23rd, 1974.
Things I am talented in.
    Tai Chi/Ch'i Kung/Taoist Yoga
    Flying Airplanes, Flying Disks,
    Navigation (Land, Air, Sea)
    Sacred Geometry, Algebra, Trigonometry
    Scientific and Criminal investigations
    (ex. JFK & UFOs)
    Expository writing
Sexual Orientation
    Pansexual


tertiaryimam

Quote from: tertiaryimam on December 10, 2013, 09:52:30 PM
Sexual Orientation
    Pansexual


Ok ladies and germs, its time for JOKES!!!!

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coaster

Quote from: tertiaryimam on December 10, 2013, 09:52:30 PM
Initiated into Native American Lakota Souix tradition during spring and summer 1971-72.
A shame they spelled Sioux wrong..
Most native american initiations I know of involve drinking and getting arrested. Before the racist police jump all over me, I have a lot of family that walked the trail of tears, so bite me.

kjosa

Quote from: Morgus on December 10, 2013, 08:45:51 PM
Nah that classic 1990s Native American guest was Robert "MorningSKY" - I believe he passed away some years ago.
The newer guest Robert "MorningSTAR" is a totally different guy...  8)

No,  Robert Ghostwolf is the classic Native American guest that Art used to interview who has since died.

coaster

Robert "Morningstar" is an idiot. Hes as native american as 50 cent. The fact that he talks about going to a couple of powwows and now thinks its something sacred makes me want to punch him in his trachea.

tertiaryimam

Quote from: coaster on December 10, 2013, 10:42:06 PM
Robert "Morningstar" is an idiot. Hes as native american as 50 cent. The fact that he talks about going to a couple of powwows and now thinks its something sacred makes me want to punch him in his trachea.

I'd "tread lightly" around Mr. Morningstar if I were you, coaster. He is not only a Tai Chi master, but also a Druid.

And he has sex with pans.

On a related note, I looked up the Tai Chi association he's affiliated with and I could find no web references which didn't also mention Robert Morningstar.

I didn't care to look up the Druid association because, honestly, fuck Druids. I hate those fuckers.

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Tommy TwoTons

Quote from: tertiaryimam on December 10, 2013, 09:55:02 PM

pansexual
Ok ladies and germs, its time for JOKES!!!!

Hey, I'm a chick who plays for both teams and even I can't stand that term.  "Pansexual" sounds like someone is attracted solely to mythological half-human, Zamfir types or maybe kitchenware.  Oooh, such a shiny 12-incher- aaaand it's made by T-Fal!  :P

The mugshot: priceless!

**oh damn you for beating me to the "sex with pans" punch, imam!  ;)


p.s. Also, his "Earth Incarceration Date."  SMDH.


coaster

Quote from: Tommy TwoTons on December 10, 2013, 11:26:09 PM
"Pansexual" sounds like someone is attracted solely to mythological half-human, Zamfir types or maybe kitchenware. 
shit, I guess I'm a pan then.

Tommy TwoTons

Quote from: coaster on December 10, 2013, 11:28:35 PM
shit, I guess I'm a pan then.

It's okay, we're here for you Coaster. *group hug* :D



Tommy TwoTons

Quote from: ziznak on December 10, 2013, 11:33:56 PM
[insert img fail, because I'm posting using my phone]

That's awesome, ziznak!  He's going to print that out & pay "tribute" to it...

imam: :D

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