Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade

[Catsmile]

She might be watching you, brig.

# Well...
# She Sure Ain't Got Any Callers, Or Listeners!
# Shes Reading Along Without A Doubt.
# Smooches, Heater.
# Commas... THEY MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!   

[WeinerInHand]

[Lilith]

Are you reading here Heather?

Hi Heather.

Come post with us!

[Catsmile]

# Moar Art Bell ShoutOuts
# Take A Drink

# Nao Heater Is Bragging About Using Stephen Hawkings Computer Voiceâ,,¢  For Her Ad Space, Without Permission.
# Ummmm...

[WeinerInHand]

Are you reading here Heather?

Hi Heather.

She's scraping the bottom of the barrel for subscribers now! 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😀😉

[WeinerInHand]

# Moar Art Bell ShoutOuts
# Take A Drink

[Catsmile]

# ART BELL, DRINK!!!

# Shes Got Nuffin'.
# I'm Out.

[K_Dubb]

"MV put me on the air

Art heard me"  - HW

And so it's MV's fault she is doing Arts Show.

... according to Heather.

She does have a point.  Bellgab was a different place back then.  Laying aside any pretense at modesty, I quote my own Ballad of Heater Wad:

I'd hung about that place enough to know
That Bellgab worked like other filthy clubs
Where lonely men with strange obsessions go
To meet with other frumpy-toga'd schlubs:
Rare females who appear can act like queens,
The sign "girls get in free" is just the start.
The folorn fellows lay down like sardines
While you walk in stilettos on each heart.
But I was never cruel; I made my choice
To float on nature's tides up to the peak,
To let a warm and careful, sexy voice
Suggest the sweet affection that they seek.
My idol's pending advent formed this mob
Into a mighty force, with me astride,
So I was at the forefront for that job.
Concupiscence and largesse coincide!

[WeinerInHand]

She still comes in on the paranormal radio app.

[Pizzapunch]

Guys let's change the date to the 12th. They're on to us

[WeinerInHand]

Henry's workin' it -- Atta Boy!

[WeinerInHand]

Twenty bucks will get ya' Henry and a hand job --
Same as downtown...

[WeinerInHand]

Lasha knows how long it takes for someone to die when they get banged on the head. 🤔

[Lilith]

Lasha knows how long it takes for someone to die when they get banged on the head. 🤔

sad

[WeinerInHand]

sad

[Lilith]

Maybe Lasha wants to be a co-host on Heathers show.   

[WeinerInHand]

Maybe Lasha wants to be a co-host on Heathers show.

Heather doesn't seem to mind. 😐

[Lilith]

I must admit, I fell right asleep there for a while.

[Epaphroditus]

So she's abandoning that storyline that Airyn heard her and then told Art?

No , Art made Airyn listen to the Gabcast  .

[WeinerInHand]

Flute teachers SHOULD NOT be allowed to have private conference with children!!! 😮

[WeinerInHand]

Lasha loves her pet brains.

[Lilith]

I'm surprised no caller has ever asked Heather play her guitar for us on the air. 

[Lilith]

So Art taught her to hang up on callers rudely?

[Spookcat]

She has so many guests she doesn't know what to do with, but I heard her earlier say she had to find someone for tomorrow. Do you think she just likes the sound of her own voice? Also, because I know you're a vet listening to her show, is it always so boring?

[Lilith]

Art lasted 50 years on the air, because he had talent for it.

[Lilith]

She has so many guests she doesn't know what to do with, but I heard her earlier say she had to find someone for tomorrow. Do you think she just likes the sound of her own voice? Also, because I know you're a vet listening to her show, is it always so boring?

Yes. 

[Lilith]

Doesn't know how to use her mute button when she has to clear her throat.

[Spookcat]

Yes. 

Oh dear... I usually only hear clips, but that's just when something's happened.

[Lilith]

Oh dear... I usually only hear clips, but that's just when something's happened.

I know.  The problem is, people have to listen to an awful lot of boring stuff, just so they don't miss the trainwrecks when they happen.   Sad, but true.

[Spookcat]

I know.  The problem is, people have to listen to an awful lot of boring stuff, just so they don't miss the trainwrecks when they happen.   Sad, but true.

Very true. I think she had potential if she would've listened to people telling her to make the show her own instead of copying Art. But for whatever reason, she decided not to follow that.