The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[ONeill]

I will never understand the Falkie obsession.

You really should be looking in the mirror while typing this.

[Walks_At_Night]

Isn't there a song by that title?

Yep.  By Dean Martin no less.   It was on the flip side of That's Amore

[ONeill]

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It's quite simple--I will explain.

I carry on, minding my own business, when all of a sudden, from out of nowhere, the Recent Posts feed suddenly gets shitted up with nonsense bullshit about nothing at all important! OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

And now... you know how that feels. You're welcome. Carry on about your day.

All of us know you are totally obsessed with our work. But if you're not, why don't you just fucking ignore it, like any sane person would? In either case, you are the defective specimen.

[Lilith]

A pickaxe would be more effective.

Honestly, I speculate that the poor man will die of bacteria digestion and spore inhalation.

[ONeill]

Honestly, I speculate that the poor man will die of bacteria digestion and spore inhalation.

I stand corrected. A pickaxe would be mercy.

[SredniVashtar]

A pickaxe would be more effective.

But then it might get stuck in his skull and you'd have to put a foot on his blubbery chest to free it and you'd probably end up spattered in Senda goo. I think an old-fashioned bludgeoning is the best way.

Not to mention the satisfying sound a battered Senda would no doubt make.

[Lilith]

But then it might get stuck in his skull and you'd have to put a foot on his blubbery chest to free it and you'd probably end up spattered in Senda goo. I think an old-fashioned bludgeoning is the best way.

Not to mention the satisfying sound a battered Senda would no doubt make.

Well, there's always this:

[ONeill]

But then it might get stuck in his skull and you'd have to put a foot on his blubbery chest to free it and you'd probably end up spattered in Senda goo. I think an old-fashioned bludgeoning is the best way.

Not to mention the satisfying sound a battered Senda would no doubt make.

You're right, additionally I am sure Senda's fat head would make a bell sound on contact with a shovel.

[Jackstar]

All of us know you are totally obsessed with our work.

I like where you're going with this.

[SredniVashtar]

You're right, additionally I am sure Senda's fat head would make a bell sound on contact with a shovel.

If we did Kathy at the same time we'd be able to do duets. Her head is probably a bit smaller so the ringing sound would have a different pitch.

[Walks_At_Night]

If we did Kathy at the same time we'd be able to do duets. Her head is probably a bit smaller so the ringing sound would have a different pitch.

in the great forum war of 2018, this feels right to me.   There a good things about the other place but Senda's home is here................

[ONeill]

I like where you're going with this.

If you think this is eloquent, you are wrong.

[Lilith]

in the great forum war of 2018, this feels right to me.   There a good things about the other place but Senda's home is here................

Praise Liberace!

[Metron2267]

Or we could batter Senda's fat head in with a shovel. Problem also solved.

You need to be fed through a recycling shredder.

[Rally Squirrel]

You're right, additionally I am sure Senda's fat head would make a bell sound on contact with a shovel.

I imagine that Senda make a myriad of cartoon noises when struck. Smack his belly and you hear a big bass drum. When he waddled off you hear the pomp pomp of a tuba.

[SredniVashtar]

in the great forum war of 2018, this feels right to me.   There a good things about the other place but Senda's home is here................

We have a problem with the Falkie Canon, though. The EllGab stuff feels like the Bond film 'Never Say Never Again'. Falkie might be on screen but he looks old as fuck and wears a wig. Future scholars will be troubled by the three month lacuna in Senda lore. Do we just leave the EG śtuff at the back of the Book of Senda the way they treated the dubious books in the Lutheran Bible? Apocryphal Senda.

[Metron2267]

I think an old-fashioned bludgeoning is the best way.

[Metron2267]

If we did Kathy at the same time we'd be able to do duets. Her head is probably a bit smaller so the ringing sound would have a different pitch.

You need a nice Englie acid bath.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHFfzVVRCm4

[Lilith]

You need to be fed through a recycling shredder.

Poor Shredme. 

[SredniVashtar]

Poor Shredme. 

You should defend my honour from this violent, obsessive prick. Tell Liberace to ban him.

[Lilith]

We have a problem with the Falkie Canon, though. The EllGab stuff feels like the Bond film 'Never Say Never Again'. Falkie might be on screen but he looks old as fuck and wears a wig. Future scholars will be troubled by the three month lacuna in Senda lore. Do we just leave the EG śtuff at the back of the Book of Senda the way they treated the dubious books in the Lutheran Bible? Apocryphal Senda.

We can post "The Best of" Missing videos if you like...

[Jackstar]

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If you think this is eloquent, you are wrong.

+1, textbook

[SredniVashtar]

We can post "The Best of" Missing videos if you like...

It feels a bit inelegant to me. No doubt generations to come will have bitter disputes over whether the EG material deserves a place in the Codex Senda or whether it's a later forgery.

[ONeill]

We have a problem with the Falkie Canon, though. The EllGab stuff feels like the Bond film 'Never Say Never Again'. Falkie might be on screen but he looks old as fuck and wears a wig. Future scholars will be troubled by the three month lacuna in Senda lore. Do we just leave the EG śtuff at the back of the Book of Senda the way they treated the dubious books in the Lutheran Bible? Apocryphal Senda.

History handled antipopes, we'll deal with this minor glitch.

[Lilith]

Here's some that I feel are important HISTORICALLY:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4q3QOx9rPg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHqDLpsIXdA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=788m-jIbrgY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ek4tJs2368

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3SzS7OkAIs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO-4nr9CLww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_vPn0KVEr4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-eXBMTmTWU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoQ1oA73yeA

[Metron2267]

You should defend my honour from this violent, obsessive prick. Tell Liberace to ban him.

Oh yes, the hypocrisy is redolent after your recent ultraviolent entreaties here:

If we did Kathy at the same time we'd be able to do duets. Her head is probably a bit smaller so the ringing sound would have a different pitch.

Or we could batter Senda's fat head in with a shovel. Problem also solved.

I think an old-fashioned bludgeoning is the best way.

Not to mention the satisfying sound a battered Senda would no doubt make.

[Rally Squirrel]

You need a nice Englie acid bath.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHFfzVVRCm4

Hey Metron, as I recall, you are a huge fan of Falkie pranks like the glitter bomb. Well did you see where that little minx Gwen Pool sent him an inactivated $100 Target card? It was funny as hell.

[Lilith]

History handled antipopes, we'll deal with this minor glitch.

ikr?

I mean, who does he think we are?  Ellgabbers?

[Metron2267]

Hey Metron, as I recall, you are a huge fan of Falkie pranks like the glitter bomb

I am?

I don't recall that episode, can you replay it for me?

Well did you see where that little minx Gwen Pool sent him an inactivated $100 Target card? It was funny as hell.

I didn't.

Is it lodged in his shitpile as we speak?

[Walks_At_Night]

It feels a bit inelegant to me. No doubt generations to come will have bitter disputes over whether the EG material deserves a place in the Codex Senda or whether it's a later forgery.

Well I'd like to think "The Senda Experience" will endure like a solitary Moai