Midnight In The Desert

[Corona Kitty]

The special underwear made him randy.

All that friction.... He needed to allow capture, every full moon.

[Richard Groyper]

You wouldn't be the first one. LOL, just kidding.

YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE STILL A VIRGIN!

my day is ruined.

[Jojo]

Both rhyme with 'pal'.

Oh!  Come to think of it, I have heard Pale Mail, too.

[Inglorious Bitch]

However, we've only ever heard the one half of that couple. Apparently, Laura is phone shy. :

LOL, I've spoken to them both over the phone. They're quite charming. If you don't want to believe that Yorkie is with Laura is that because you were hoping to scoop her away for yourself? 

[Bluejay]

The special underwear made him randy.

[21st Century Man]

Blind trust in the government? Nope, that's all you, baby!

No, doofus.  I was referring to you being retarded.  You have to make up shit about me when you know full well I don't buy into the government's line most of the time.  You better get another playbook.

[chefist]

Oh my...the sexual tension on this thread is palpable.

[SredniVashtar]

LOL, I've spoken to them both over the phone. They're quite charming. If you don't want to believe that Yorkie is with Laura is that because you were hoping to scoop her away for yourself? 

Nooo. He wants Yorkie for himself.

[Jojo]

He's either a badly broken goy, or ethnically jewish. That kind of intense leftist retardation almost always has hebraic origins.

MD uses the word Jewish disparagingly.

[bellNwhistle]

I bet there were people like you who said the same thing about those who questioned the official story of the JFK assassination or any official story that later was proven to be 100% bullshit. I know you and others here think this stance makes you appear noble. It doesn't...except to other idiots who also refuse to think for themselves. 

Actually, I do believe Oswald did not fire the fatal shot. You might find it amusing to know that I have spent some sleepless nights as a teen utterly down the rabbit hole with this. Read so much material on the subject, that I got a little nutty about it. One of my very first big “novels” as a kid was the book the Warren commission came out with. Poured over my grandma’s copy many times, and now I’m a big girl with my own copy. It’s one of my favorite conspiracies.

I just dont get sucked into the ones people like Alex Jones think it’s funny to spread.

I’m a member of GLP for well over a decade now. Love conspiracies. But don’t tell me somebullshit about how there’s a fake school, with fake kids, that got fake shot.

Oh, and don’t be a dick who thinks the Holocaust didn’t happen, either.

THEN we’re good.


**How ‘bout we all just believe whatever the fuck we want?  If you don’t believe Sandy Hook or the Holocaust really happened, that’s your deal. But don’t be a dick about it. Roll those beautiful eyes at me all you want, boy.

[Richard Groyper]

Oh my...the sexual tension on this thread is palpable.

im trying to impregnate at least four women on here. it's not going well.

[munbeam666]

Art was a Mormon, who would have known.

Does that explain all of his wives and kids?

[Inglorious Bitch]

YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE STILL A VIRGIN!

That's what it says on my business card, but...

my day is ruined.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V856p0yjfEA

[albrecht]

Oh!  Come to think of it, I have heard Pale Mail, too.

That would be a British guy, esp a Scot.

[Bluejay]

YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE STILL A VIRGIN!

my day is ruined.

[Richard Groyper]

That's what it says on my business card, but...





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V856p0yjfEA

praise review bruh!

[albrecht]

Does that explain all of his wives and kids?

The Mormon thing would also explain his travels to foreign lands.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Nooo. He wants Yorkie for himself.

Ah! That explains all the sturm und drang between those 2.

[Richard Groyper]

The Mormon thing would also explain his travels to foreign lands.

and his compound.

[K_Dubb]

That would be a British guy, esp a Scot.

Or a Mormon

[Dr. MD MD]

LOL, I've spoken to them both over the phone. They're quite charming. If you don't want to believe that Yorkie is with Laura is that because you were hoping to scoop her away for yourself? 

Maybe...if she looked like the Laura that Myke wanted to bang.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Oh my...the sexual tension on this thread is palpable.

Especially now that you're here. 

[Bluejay]

Maybe...if she looked like the Laura that Myke wanted to bang.

[Asuka Langley]

im trying to impregnate at least four women on here. it's not going well.

Birth control is for faggots, post menopausal GILF's are best waifus!

heterosexual barebacking FTW!

[Dr. MD MD]

MD uses the word Jewish disparagingly.

Huh? You tried convincing me that the New Testament is Jewish. I disagreed and this is disparaging Jews?! Get a grip! Maybe your brain is so calorie deprived that you just can't think straight. :

[albrecht]

Or a Mormon

Ha. I wonder if Art drank that coffee substitute that Mormons have? The name escapes me.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Maybe...if she looked like the Laura that Myke wanted to bang.

Wanted to? She was his love monkey.

[Richard Groyper]

Birth control is for faggots, post menopausal GILF's are best waifus!

heterosexual barebacking FTW!

i bet miles of pipe have been laid Into her. wew lad!

[Dreamlander]

I just listened to last night's show and that ouija board story got me thinking.  Will we ever get to hear Art's ouija board story now that he's gone?  Did he ever tell it to anyone else or write it down?  Is it in his will to release it?   

[malachi.martini]