Retro Advertisements that just wouldn't fit in today's world.

ShayP · October 27, 2017, 11:44:42 PM

I'm doing it.

ShayP · October 27, 2017, 11:46:25 PM

I must have her.

ShayP · October 27, 2017, 11:47:08 PM

Swishypants · October 27, 2017, 11:47:19 PM

Quote from: ShayP on October 27, 2017, 11:46:25 PM
I must have her.

Run a brush through her hair, throw both tits over her shoulders, and she's good to go all day long!

ShayP · October 27, 2017, 11:50:01 PM

WTF? "More fun and satisfaction."

ShayP · October 27, 2017, 11:51:01 PM

Quote from: Swishypants on October 27, 2017, 11:47:19 PM
Run a brush through her hair, throw both tits over her shoulders, and she's good to go all day long!

I'm down.

Dr. MD MD · October 27, 2017, 11:51:27 PM

Quote from: Swishypants on October 27, 2017, 11:40:33 PM
Gay Prostitution! Thousandaires!

Someone's feeling lonely again. So very lonely.

Swishypants · October 27, 2017, 11:51:42 PM

Quote from: ShayP on October 27, 2017, 11:50:01 PM
WTF? "More fun and satisfaction."

It came with free golf balls, or so MD told me.

Dr. MD MD · October 27, 2017, 11:52:06 PM

Quote from: Swishypants on October 27, 2017, 11:47:19 PM
Run a brush through her hair, throw both tits over her shoulders, and she's good to go all day long!

It's your mom!

ShayP · October 27, 2017, 11:52:10 PM

I'll just wear this as a fashionable hat.

Dr. MD MD · October 27, 2017, 11:52:40 PM

Quote from: Swishypants on October 27, 2017, 11:51:42 PM
It came with free golf balls, or so MD told me.

Those aren't golf balls.

ShayP · October 27, 2017, 11:53:38 PM

I wonder how many fires this started.

Dr. MD MD · October 27, 2017, 11:54:04 PM

Quote from: ShayP on October 27, 2017, 11:47:08 PM

And now she has vaginal cancer. Was it worth it? Well, was it?!

ShayP · October 27, 2017, 11:54:48 PM

How does this work?

Swishypants · October 27, 2017, 11:55:19 PM

Quote from: ShayP on October 27, 2017, 11:53:38 PM
I wonder how many fires this started.

That invention is due for a make-over, by WhoreMel.

ShayP · October 27, 2017, 11:55:56 PM

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 27, 2017, 11:54:04 PM
And now she has vaginal cancer. Was it worth it? Well, was it?!

What's nasty is that is was apricot scented douche. One of 16 flavors.

...and the only add that I've seen that ever promoted cunnilingus.

ShayP · October 28, 2017, 12:00:27 AM

Swishypants · October 28, 2017, 12:01:45 AM

Quote from: ShayP on October 27, 2017, 11:55:56 PM
What's nasty is that is was apricot scented douche. One of 16 flavors.

Lips taste like Apricot Jelly! Chin smells like Doo-Doo. Got a PB&J!

ShayP · October 28, 2017, 12:02:46 AM

The male populous of Bellgab. Which one is MV?

ShayP · October 28, 2017, 12:03:19 AM

Quote from: Swishypants on October 28, 2017, 12:01:45 AM
Lips taste like Apricot Jelly! Chin smells like Doo-Doo. Got a PB&J!

Nope. Nope. Nope.

ShayP · October 28, 2017, 12:05:06 AM

You go girl! Get thick.

Swishypants · October 28, 2017, 12:05:06 AM

Quote from: ShayP on October 28, 2017, 12:02:46 AM
The male populous of Bellgab. Which one is MV?

He's darting around under the water thumpin' nuts. P.S. There are no women on the internet. Only dudes. Dudes pretending to be chicks, and Craigslist Hookers.

ShayP · October 28, 2017, 12:07:45 AM

Quote from: Swishypants on October 28, 2017, 12:05:06 AM
He's darting around under the water thumpin' nuts. P.S. There are no women on the internet. Only dudes. Dudes pretending to be chicks, and Craigslist Hookers.