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Started by Jojo, November 27, 2017, 01:15:10 PM

Jojo

"I love my wife!"
"I love my husband!"
"I love my S.O.!"

"My wife drives me nuts!"
"I'm sick of my husband!"
"My S.O. is crazy!"

True confessions?
Praises?
Rants!





Jackstar

let me guess: #5 is "spam clickbait."

Jojo

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2017, 09:31:05 AM
let me guess: #5 is "spam clickbait."
Clickbait is catalogued in Sizzlegabdate.com (Mancave).  Not LTRgab.com!!  There is also Gabdate.com-Rated PG, Queergabdate.com, and Transgabdate.com right now.

http://www.compatibilitycode.com/book-resources/cynicism/

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jojo on December 02, 2017, 09:52:28 AM
Clickbait is catalogued in Sizzlegabdate.com (Mancave).  Not LTRgab.com!!  There is also Gabdate.com-Rated PG, Queergabdate.com, and Transgabdate.com right now.

http://www.compatibilitycode.com/book-resources/cynicism/


Nobody fucks with Charlie. NOBODY!  >:(

paladin1991

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 02, 2017, 09:25:14 PM
Nobody fucks with Charlie. NOBODY!  >:(

What the fuck, Chuck?  Can't get laid? 



Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jojo on December 07, 2017, 04:56:08 AM
https://www.gottman.com/blog/manage-conflict-part-2/


Great! I see you two have been familarizing yourselves with the script. OK, in this next scene we're gonna have you start off just sitting together on your blanket, looking at the ocean but pretty soon the irresistable urges take over and you guys can't keep your hands off each other. We'll transistion into you two going down on each other and then finish it off with a 69 and the usual fap shot. OK, let's do this. Chop, chop, people! Time is money! And...ACTION!


Swishypants

UNDULATING ORIFICES!!!



Jojo

This article about long-term, midlife relationships is written by a woman with a PhD, who has been married 25 years.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/face-it/201201/maintaining-marriage-through-midlife

Swishypants

Been married for 20+ years. Successfully. Women who read that trash are Smashing Pumpkin's fans.

https://youtu.be/UQgvYtIsoa8

Be a real LADY instead of an entitled bitch or Poor-Poor Pitiful Pearl. Don't get fat! Dress nice. Smell good! Do something with your hair. Wear a little make-up. Everything will be fine. When I met my wife she was a size zero. Five feet two, and cute with C-cup tits. 20+ years later she's a size 2. Alpha Males like Girly Girls.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Swishypants on December 11, 2017, 02:16:52 PM
Been married for 20+ years. Successfully. Women who read that trash are Smashing Pumpkin's fans.

Be a real LADY instead of an entitled bitch or Poor-Poor Pitiful Pearl. Don't get fat! Dress nice. Smell good! Do something with your hair. Wear a little make-up. Everything will be fine. When I met my wife she was a size zero. Five feet two, and cute with C-cup tits. 20+ years later she's a size 2. Alpha Males like Girly Girls.

Is everything you say a lie? Don't answer. It's rhetorical.  ;)

Swishypants

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 11, 2017, 02:27:41 PM
Is everything you say a lie? Don't answer. It's rhetorical.  ;)

You just can't handle that I am everything I say I am. It makes you think about the train-wreck your life is. At least you're not MD JoJo. Cure fan; all Mexicans are.

LMAO!
https://youtu.be/ckgKJXP4syA

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Swishypants on December 11, 2017, 02:38:30 PM
You just can't handle that I am everything I say I am.

Oh, I can handle it. I just don't believe it. You're most likely the toothless pedophile I think you are.


Swishypants

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 11, 2017, 02:40:25 PM
Oh, I can handle it. I just don't believe it. You're most likely the toothless pedophile I think you are.

I clawed my way from the bottom MD. Smashed Skulls, and took what I wanted!

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Swishypants on December 11, 2017, 02:44:58 PM
I clawed my way from the bottom MD. Smashed Skulls, and took what I wanted!

I think you're just an impotent faggot.  :D

Swishypants

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 11, 2017, 02:46:17 PM
I think you're just an impotent faggot.  :D

You don't have the ability to "think." LOL! You're a little bitch. They shit on me once, now they valet my cars and kiss my ass.

https://youtu.be/LxmAOhrdpKk

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Swishypants on December 11, 2017, 02:47:37 PM
You don't have the ability to "think." LOL! You're a little bitch. They shit on me once, now they valet my cars and kiss my ass.

Hey, don't have a hissy fit over it, faggot. It's not my fault that you're so pathetic. ::)

Swishypants

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 11, 2017, 02:50:00 PM
Hey, don't have a hissy fit over it, faggot. It's not my fault that you're so pathetic. ::)

I come here and fuck with you to make sure I stay frosty. I may be rich and powerful now, but I will never lose my "edge" that got me here. ;)

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Swishypants on December 11, 2017, 02:51:49 PM
I come here and fuck with you to make sure I stay frosty. I may be rich and powerful now, but I will never lose my "edge" that got me here. ;)

OK, whatever. Your dick must be microscopic though because I don't feel fucked with at all. I never do.  ::)

I get how having never known your father it eats away at your self-esteem and makes you crave validation though, I really do.  :D

Swishypants

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 11, 2017, 02:53:55 PM
OK, whatever. Your dick must be microscopic though because I don't feel fucked with at all. I never do.  ::)

I get how having never known your father it eats away at your self-esteem and makes you crave validation though, I really do.  :D

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! right.  8)

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Swishypants on December 11, 2017, 02:57:46 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! right.  8)

Forced laughter is always a sign that someone's hit a nerve.  ;)

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