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funny Ed Dames never said anything about remote viewing the unrest in the Ukraine what with him living there part time

more like a copy of "Black Inches" wrapped in The Art of Talk book cover

add Dr Robert Ghostwolf the fake indian
the Arts parts bicycle chain guy
the entire 2012 crew

I guess that would only leave Michio Kaku as the only legit guest

a) they have no lives and have an unhealthy obsession with radio(ie a sub breed of the 'prize pig')
or
b)  they're professional callers like hannity limbaugh and stern got caught using

some old granny's searching the dial for Dr Hypochondrias funtime advice hour and suddenly she's hearing chixwithdix this and hermaphrodite that... the next thing you know the stations flooded with a whopping 8 calls so the PD takes the easy route and presses the eject button and replaces Clyde with John Tesh

Quote from: nooryisawesome on February 16, 2014, 12:35:30 AM
Seriously. If you listen to Art's shows even after he married airyn , he still talks about Ramona. He even mentioned her on Dark Matter, you could hear in his voice he still cares about her.

he probably means Sachiko Toguchi

Quote from: conbrio on February 05, 2014, 12:35:38 PM
Oops!!! perhaps I was wrong, it wasn't the first time and I'm sure it won't be the last. It seems that I owe Schrader an apology  in which case I will listen to him again. So sorry, but I'd like to transfer my comments to Syrett.

West coast memory syndrome. put the joint down and move to Toronto STAT!

Quote from: Seraphim27 on February 04, 2014, 11:15:01 PM
Sometimes I feel like they should rename this show "Why is Clyde Lewis crying NOW?"

What was he crying about?

spend a weekend in some backwater being fawned over by a bunch of pre-seed leaking fanbois? Art doesn't need the money or the indignity

is there a way to get a low-fi version of the podcast?  100mb/show is a bit excessive for those on dialup/bandwidth metered

twee toodle-y-do
forced to listen to Cusco
please God make it stop

the poster makes it sound like he's constantly bawling his eyes out at the drop of a hat but he's not.  Sometimes callers will mention his illness and he'll get a little verklemt but i'd prefer that over the Noory-bot 3000

the other night he was talking about Fukushima so if he was crying it was probably due to his ongoing cancer concerns that he attributes to living in the fallout from Utah nuclear tests

try changing or adding the file extension to .mp3 or .avi then use a player that plays all codecs like VLC

looks more like Dan Dierdorff

Quote from: ZHero on December 30, 2013, 02:33:38 AM
Damn this guy, Justin Smeja, is one sick puppy.  First he says he shoots one of the adult bigfoots, then he shot one of the children. And is laughing about it.  Even if he IS hoaxing this all, he is one profane individual......

he shot the baby bigfoot in retaliation for killing his dog.  Then he dressed it into bigfoot tenderloin and stuck it in his freezer but the MIB's came and took everything

I know for a fact that Art made $1 226 754.78 selling Gordon Michael Scallion's 2012 map-of-the-US-with-a-big-lake-in-the-middle posters

I have a theory that the most batshit crazy material always sounds saner when delivered with a British accent ie Graham Hancock, Timothy Good, Nick Redfern

we're all only a divorce away from eating cat food

Enter "Sirius xm streaming" into Google
"Sirius xm streaming problems" is the 5th suggestion

If it was so important, why not take 5 minutes to do some due diligence?

If Art takes SiriusXM to court, but loses, wouldn't he have to cover their legal costs? That alone would probably make him think twice about pursuing any litigation

Pahrump Art sees shadow
Two more years non compete clause
Bill Murray slits wrists

needy Australians
and redneck truckers anger
one call per month dick

Guests forsook Noory
line up for Daves butt starts here
pucker up Hoagland

flaky Bell quits again
satellite radio doorstop
six month subscription

cell phones cut out am
i on the air yet? turn off
your radio dolt

six weeks then a bonk
lardass hogue delights while Dave
Noory ejaculates

I don't want Oprah
or Stern or Opie or Raw dog
Art Goatse's his fans

Bellgab up in arms
torches and pitchforks abound
Phillipines looks good

same old Nibiru
guests need new material
2012 bullshit

Bill from West Hartford
go take a shit then come back
moron's still rambling

smokes 3 packs a day
Evelyn Paglini voice
nails on chalkboard

I find it therapeutic to express my grief in the dwindling artform of Haiku:

Pahrump Art sees shadow
Two more years non compete clause
Bill Murray slits wrists

needy Australians
and redneck truckers anger
one call per month dick

Guests forsook Noory
line up for Daves butt starts here
pucker up Hoagland

flaky Bell quits again
satellite radio doorstop
six month subscription

cell phones cut out am
i on the air yet? turn off
your radio dolt

six weeks then a bonk
lardass hogue delights while Dave
Noory ejaculates

I don't want Oprah
or Stern or Opie or Raw dog
Art Goatse's his fans

Bellgab up in arms
torches and pitchforks abound
Phillipines looks good

same old Nibiru
guests need new material
2012 bullshit

the Lazar and Friedman morning Zoo with LMH as the hole

"Raging in the night"=shitting the bed

the writing was on the wall with the alleged spider bite, back problems, DC phone malfunctions, dog ate my homework BS

the icing on the shit cake is Hogue's already gloating and Dave probably won't be far behind

guess now we know how the first wife felt

Art's interviewing George Carlin and Fabio?

Quote from: Wintermute on October 22, 2013, 08:29:18 AM
I know who she is, but what is she a doctor of?

PhD in unfiltered tobacconry, University of Marlboro

Hogue is pissed that Dames is daddy-Art's golden haired son while Hogue is the red-headed stepchild. He was expecting a night of softball questions, vague answers and unlimited plugs

I still don't get why Art defends dames so vociferously, and leads me to believe that when he's on the show, he'll get the kind of treatment Hogue wanted

He's a failed actor/morning-zoo shock jock doucher type trying to finagle his way to a basic cable ghost show.

goodbye mom and pop GIS, hello new Walmart GIS

Open Lines won't help. The majority of the callers are dumber and less articulate than the guests.

from my big honkin c2c description file:

"7/15/99 Thu/Fri

    2nd hour.... Michio Kaku joins Art in this hour and Art starts out by asking him what will it mean for us if we honor the theory of everything. Art and Michio also talk bout the Bubble theory, the multiuniverse theory and the Big Bang.
    3rd hour.... The discussion turns to the project NASA has planned to harpoon a comet. Michio also talks about the Cassini mission. Later in the hour, Michio talks about the dangers of producing anti-matter.
    4th hour.... Michio talks about the possibility of cloning and designer children and homosuperior. The discussion then turns to nuclear weapons and accidents.
    5th hour... Art tells Michio about his interview with Leonard Nimoy and asks Michio if he is shocked that so much of what was shown in the Star Trek series is eventually going to be real. Michio says the hardest to duplicate will be the transporter, though, Art says IBM is working on a theory. Later in the hour, Michio talks about us becoming a planetary civilization. Phone calls are taken with one caller asking Michio about the chaos theory. "

1999-xx-xx - Art Bell - Michio Kaku
planned to harpoon a comet 36min