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Even if she really smells like fart and bad cigars?

Quote from: timebandit on June 30, 2018, 12:18:06 PM
I would marry heather..
I really would,
sight unseen.
the photo is good enuf for me.
her radiance exudes from the snapshot..
her brilliance, her beauty, her magnificence.
I do heather, I do.

#HeatherBetrothed

Heaters technical difficulties are related to the fact she has been spraying her studio and she's got Troll Spray in all her pots, jacks and switches. Mixed with tears, it's all a big sticky mess of non-connectivity.

That's the only reason I'm a listnin

Quote from: brig on June 26, 2018, 10:48:22 PM
I thought he was supposed to be talking about Fatima 2 tonight?

She said Crick said it best... Lafe Crick. He could be Vara's Paw

The ATC guy sounds like Phil Hendrie

Blah Blah Blah. Play the fucking audio already..

Did Heater say Grift is like a drug?

Whatever you say Daniel

Quote from: timebandit on June 26, 2018, 09:44:36 PM
there's a disturbance in the force..
something wade this way comes..

#HeatherMyLifeForce

LNM Network... Loony n' Mental

You forgot she has the ability to copy and paste rain from another timeline.

Quote from: Aquarius on June 26, 2018, 09:18:08 PM
Oh dear. i am on her yahoogroups list. She used to be sort of interesting but now I have come to think she is totally bonkers and suffering from huge delusions of grandeur. She and Whitley are friends. She claims:
1. She alone is the discoverer of Time Slips
2.She alone knows what is really going on with the dark conspiracy to brainwash us all.
3. She alone can guide us to save the planet from a nuclear holocaust, which she says has already happened in several other time slips.
4. She alone understands and has discovered how the universe truly functions.
5. Anyone who disagrees with her is deluded and mind-programmed and not to be trusted.
6. Fox news is the only truthful news network.
7. Trump is the only person in the world who is not controlled by the mind program and thus can stop the nuclear holocaust, badly behaved though he is. Anyone who disagrees with her is not allowed to say so and stay on her list.
8. There are many conspiracies against her and her truth.
9. She alone discovered the real Mandela effect, which some hussy woman stole from her. Everyone who talks about the Mandela effect is lying or talking about that other woman's pilfered and distorted commercialized information, stolen from the only true genius in the world, Starfire Tor.

There's more, but I can't go on. You can go to her website to read a lot of her stuff. Just remember, she is the only one in the entire world who understands how the universe works. Scientists have got it wrong, philosophers have got it wrong, mathematicians are wrong, physicists know nothing, quantum physicists know less than nothing... only she has made these true discoveries and only she can save the world through her teachings.

She's trying to raise funds to keep herself afloat while writing her book with all this info in it, that's the fundraising campaign.

Personally, I think she's gone totally crackers.

Just my two cents.

I don't. Obvious mental case. Listen to the Art Bell interview. Circuit City appearing out of nowhere. Batshit nuts.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 26, 2018, 09:04:45 PM
I feel bad about making fun of Starfire Tor earlier.
There goes the cuckoo clock again

I'm number 146

Quote from: Sean92008 on June 26, 2018, 08:47:53 PM
Lookie here... Incredible numbers for Vara...

Which bumbler are you speaking of? The brapper or the beggar?

Quote from: WeinerInHand on June 26, 2018, 08:31:52 PM
Did he just open a bag of chips and start eating?! Hahaha - I swear that's what I heard!

*Nakasawei.    Hahahahahahaha

Nakasowie

My wheel entry: Suffered from colic but was treated with a garden hose

Why, thank yew.

Quote from: 14 on June 15, 2018, 03:59:43 AM
lol.  that's quite a new avatar there...

Fourteen

Fairly shitty station. I used to listen to it to hear JB Weld's Caravan To Midnight program.

Quote from: Kolchak on June 15, 2018, 07:26:31 PM
Everyone wants to listen to KYAH, despite the show being available on LNM and many other sources. Just be a helluva station.

Vara's guest is on some 3-Dimensual drugs.

I've  been triggered. An obvious racist cat in blackface.

Quote from: Bluejay on June 14, 2018, 10:56:14 PM
My cat:

It probably went to the light.

Quote from: spookcat on June 14, 2018, 07:18:34 PM
Did you give it a proper burial or funeral pyre?

He just said a brain eating "emoba". Obviously has no knowledge of an Amoeba, as he thinks it's a bacteria..

Could it be a portal?

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Shriners are OK by me! They do good work.

Now put away your butcher knives and let me save this patient!

DAVE: In all seriousness, will it grow hair? I'd like to know myself.

In other words: WOO WOO

Only for yippy dogs like Chihuahuas & French Poodles. It has the added benefit of diarrhea to the dog.

Quote from: spookcat on June 13, 2018, 11:38:21 PM
Is there a difference in result if you use spicy chicken?

Put three chicken wings in a paper bag. Twist it tight. Now shake it over a pregnant dog and it will deliver cats. It has been proven to work in France. Look at the website.

Show me PROOF.