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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

coaster

Turkey sandwiches
Frolic naked among them
George Noory's wet dream

wr250

tonight: hemp and channeling
are they related to noory?
george noory just sucks, while not inhaling

pate

Norullah Nori
Jorge aka sNoori
No coincidence

wr250

the small river flows eastward
the mustache is waxed
the  river, dries out and dies

wr250

in the middle of the night
as tommy turns
george says "is that a portal?"

Boredom thou art he

Can't be more insincere

He is so so-so

wr250

its georges birthday today
hot wind will blow
through the see-krut door

wr250

Quote from: wr250 on June 04, 2014, 08:16:07 AM
its georges birthday today
hot wind will blow
through the see-krut door

happy birthday to jorch
hope you enjoy it
and yet,you still suck

zeebo

Noory drinking game
Take a shot for each suckage
Black-out will follow

wr250

thursday morning will bring
end of birthday stupidity
massive noory drinking game hangover

wr250

Supernatural, Cryptids, & Psychic Work
what thurs evening will bring
a real coast show, jorch still sucks

zeebo

Noory and cryptids
They got alot in common
Both kinda not there

aldousburbank

Quote from: zeebo on June 05, 2014, 10:39:26 PM
Noory and cryptids
They got alot in common
Both kinda not there
This one is Golden!
The most excellent haiku
About George sucking!

wr250

Quote from: wr250 on June 04, 2014, 06:17:18 PM
Supernatural, Cryptids, & Psychic Work
what thurs evening will bring
a real coast show, jorch still sucks

Supernatural, Cryptids, & Psychic Work
turns into meditation  suckage
and carnivora/tooomeric GNS

Jackstar

So lonely, the bar
is set so low, George made you
all satisfied with shit posts.

wr250

week ends with  TBA and open lines
will george skip out early?
8-ball says "outlook is good"

wr250

soft static noise, listful ear
sudden noise, voice bellows
is that a portal? then,static

or a variant:

soft static noise, listful ear
sudden noise, voice screeches
i had martians in my garden ...

wr250

june 9-13 variety show brings
moosetached host,sucks
friday TBA, ufophil ends it.

wr250

tonights suckage o'jorch
epa and astronomy
on the wildcard line is RCH

zeebo

Quote from: wr250 on June 10, 2014, 07:39:06 AM
tonights suckage o'jorch
epa and astronomy
on the wildcard line is RCH

Too bad about this
I love astronomy, but
Noory sucks at it

wr250

technology and ufos,thurs eve
nick pope is excellent
george noory, are angels involved?

wr250

friday the 13th, a fullmoon
george noory and TBA
ufophil, a fitting end

wr250

fri is TBA and open lines
george skips out entirely
no ufophil, bellgab celebrates

zeebo

New term, TBH
And it stands for: To Be Host
Applies to Noory

zeebo

One day, it may come
The day where Noory sucks less
Too late, sun burnt out

pate

Five billion more years
Sun white dwarf, Earth is barren:
George Noory still sucks

(billion is two or three?  added "more" to be sure... not good at maths...)

wr250

msg causes autism, sez guest
is that what happeeened to jorch?
msg = more suckage ,george

UFQuack

toast to mustache man
my cup hath runneth over
same as toilet bowl

wr250

paranormal exploration  pioneer
warfare and mustache wax
george consults magic 8 ball

wr250

from premier studios, hot wind blows
smells of pizza roles
george noory is on the air

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