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#1
Random Topics / Re: The Spaceflight Thread
October 17, 2020, 10:41:25 AM
Quote from: GravitySucks on July 12, 2020, 04:34:25 PM
I went and saw Discovery with ShayP in February.

And it was damn pleasure to meet you.  I appreciated the knowledge you shared.  Better than any docent there.  No offense to them of course.  Nonetheless, it was cool to have someone who was actually involved in certain projects tell me about them.   
#2
Quote from: pate on August 28, 2020, 12:33:32 PM
I will probably defer to K_Dubb and ShayP on the specific fashion advice in regards to the details of the apparel for the official Make America Pate Again back-up dancers.  If male dancers are employed to satiate K_Dubb's unique tastes they, of course, may omit the tightly knotted American flag* tops.

Seersucker.  Enough said.  NOBODY is dancing in Seersucker.....yet.
#3
I avoid the alternative health shows but I was up and needed something on in the background.  Did anyone else catch good old Doc Wallet claim that he helped a woman get her husband out of his 8 month coma?  He claimed he was on life support with no brainwaves.  His advice was to feed him a mixture of heavy cream and soft boiled eggs through his feeding tube and for the woman to keep him (Doc) updated every 2 weeks.  Allegedly it brought that guy out of his coma after 3 days.  ::)  Oh...if I recall correctly he told the woman to not let them (hospital staff) know.  I tried to visualize how this all went down.  Did the lady bring a funnel?

I am hoping I misheard that and have it skewed, but I'm not so sure.  I was just taken back at his claim and his utterly absurd advice.

Does he have stock in poultry farms?  His obsession with eggs is ridiculous.  He also recommended alternatives to chicken eggs, and at one point said he consumed 40 quail eggs.  This was brought up after someone said they were sensitive to chicken eggs and of course recommended they eat 40 quail eggs.

Doc also bragged about his sex life.  Noory said "That's too much information."  Agreed.
#4
Quote from: Camazotz Automat on July 31, 2020, 04:38:33 AM
To stir things up, it might be cool to have all the bumpers on one night be only Weird Al parody songs.

I could see Knapp doing it, and citing interesting UFO trivia just before going into ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS.

But I'm a Weird All fan. He is a good goto to get away from Riders On The Storm.

LOL!  That would be cool.  I could see Ian doing it too.  Do you think Noory even knows who Weird Al is?
#5
Quote from: NoMoreNoory on July 31, 2020, 12:48:50 AM
Noory still banging on. “If I guess the name, will you tell me if it’s right?” The guest says no. “If I get it wrong, will you tell me?” Guest says no, it would be unprofessional. Then he says, “I’ll make a deal with you. I was given your home address to send the book to. Can I give that out?” “Absolutely not!” Snaps Noory. Boom!

The guest handled it well considering Norry had to be getting on his nerves.  The guest finally referred to the boy as Ronald Doe...an alias.  I shook my head after the segment was over and the guest was gone then Norry said "His name is Ronald..."  "I have it right here..." (paraphrasing)  What a dickhead Noory is.
#6
Quote from: Jojo on July 25, 2020, 03:53:40 AM
Ian started with Good Evening, Mr. and Mrs. America.  Oh my goodness, how pompous, grandiose, exclusive, and pandering.  And what about listeners who aren't married or are gay!  Sheesh.  Can't stand his shows.  Off within the first 5 minutes.

How was his bumper music?
#7
Quote from: albrecht on July 25, 2020, 02:22:39 PM
It is like a "laugh track" from old tv shows. And just as lame.

At least the Koreans in their weirdness added cheerleaders to baseball.  With no fans in attendance. Wearing face masks. Which considering their skimpy outfits and costumes was pretty nice, like a Candy Striper look. I'd rather have that than all the BLM sloganeering and anti-American kneelings.

Totally agree with you.
#8
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 25, 2020, 01:42:37 PM
I’m watching a MLB game with no crowd and yet they’re playing crowd sounds for our benefit? The players? WTF?! :-\

The concept is absurd.
#9
Quote from: Rix Gins on July 25, 2020, 01:59:38 PM
I always post first, and get drunk later.

Hmm...dubious.

;D ;)
#11
Quote from: Uncle Duke on July 21, 2020, 08:42:50 AM
About what I expected.

Thanks Shay.

You're welcome Duke.
#12
Quote from: Uncle Duke on July 21, 2020, 08:12:34 AM
Can anyone tell me how last night's story about the guy baiting a graveyard with apples and "Good n' Plenty" ended? After moving his camera,  he was making a second attempt to video what he thought was a Bigfoot. I didn't hear the result because he concluded the story at start of the last segment.

All the apples and Good n Plenty were gone.  The camera that he placed in the flower pot on the headstone was gone as well, but he found it 35 feet away covered in strange fingerprints.  He tried again, this time with donuts.  He also placed the camera in a larger flower arrangement 15 feet away.  When he came back the donuts were gone but the camera was there.  All blank pictures except for one of a cat.  He also saw a weird set of footprints leading away from the site and reiterated that the fingerprints on his camera were strange.  He asked the guest what to do next and the guest said "Go back with more cameras."  Noory complimented the caller on his story.
#13
This made me well up with tears and experience a modicum of joy for the first time in years.  From the Bellgabber of the year thread.

Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 01, 2017, 12:24:33 AM
I'm nominating ShayP.

Always kind, always well-received, never loathed, often missed, routinely offers to give back a reach-around. Every. Single. Time.

Even recognized how accommodating I can be.

Sweet, sweet memory.  :'(

#14
Quote from: Ciardelo on July 20, 2020, 01:53:55 PM
Hey there Shay! Good to see you!

Good to see you too!
#15
Quote from: pate on July 20, 2020, 01:45:45 PM
Welcome, aboard.  Now fix that shit!

I am very excited, if I understand you correctly, to have you with us as we fix some shit.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit."

#16
Quote from: pate on July 20, 2020, 11:40:28 AM
We are trying to fix that shit.  You can help, looks like you are doing an Admirable job on the fashion and style front with K_Dubb.  Are you already on his staff, or are you not yet ready to come aboard and help us?

I think you would be a great addition to our steadily growing team.  Let me know what plum position in the Administration most pleases you and in exchange for your vote and support I will make sure your butt is in that seat!  Unless, of course, the seat is already taken.  All seems to be negotiable and friendly at this point;  as I have decreed that back-stabbings & other jostlings for power are not to occur until after my first 100 days initiative.  I am always looking for fresh ideas on what really needs to be put at the top of the list of things that need to be fixed.

Off the top of my head, I seem to recall the following items on the list:

1.  Beer (both K_Dubb and I agree that a steady and delicious supply of beer is necessary in a properly managed economy)
2.  Dog-petting (again both of us)
3.  Good Music ONLY (this is one of my pet projects)
4.  No Fatties Allowed (we agree generally on this but differ slightly on how to address the issue, no deal-breakers more deets)
5.  Don't Be Stupid (I am not sure of K_Dubb's position on this one, and it may be out of order)
6.  Send Dave To Mars (he's earned it, Jackstar is working on how we can make that happen in the fastest manner possible, he's got some pretty good ideas, but again the deets)
7....?

That is about all I can remember.  I am sure there is someone out there willing to help us fix that shit.  Is it you?  Maybe you could help keep track of the Official List of Shit That Will Be Fixed?  That is one of the most important jobs in the Administration, but if it doesn't sound like your bag, that is cool too;  just let me know what you would like to be in charge of fixing.

What do you say?  You are welcome aboard.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit


K_Dubb and I, in the past, have touched base on certain things. (i.e. fashion)  I don't like dogs. Sorry, never understood the fixation with "man's best friend."  Plus I do like "fatties."  Rubenesque women appeal to me.  "Good music" is a matter of taste.  I am not stupid and I could drink your weight in beer on any given week.  Nonetheless I believe I am suitable for any position in the administration.  I can fix shit.
#17
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 20, 2020, 11:42:14 AM
Oh that's what he's doing down there!



Maybe. If he has a crotchless suit.
#18
He still has a show???  :o
#19
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 20, 2020, 11:30:10 AM
A wool blend.

Okay. Approved.  However the boys will get hot, low, and sweaty so I suggest getting a remedy for that.  Perhaps a cup of water with crushed ice.  So refreshing.  Makes me stand up straight every time.


#20
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 20, 2020, 11:25:28 AM
Ok fine.



Are the the socks and thong wool?
#21
Quote from: ItsOver on July 20, 2020, 11:21:16 AM
I haven't heard him either on C2C or Ground Zero for awhile.  Maybe he went back to drinking, full-time staring through a telescope, or he's either discovered atheism is wrong or he was right and doesn't know it.

I'm all for drinking, full-time staring through a telescope.  ;D
#22
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 20, 2020, 10:55:38 AM
That would be sensible.  Do black hoodies come in a wool blend?  With skinny jeans and stomping boots, to court the antifa vote.  Or rather the half of the country that thinks that they are cool, since anarchists don't vote.  Should I bring the longboard on the debate stage, for a real hurly-burly?  There will be no menacing looming over my shoulder!

Let's keep it sensible;)
#23
Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 20, 2020, 11:03:57 AM

Is Bill from West Hartford still haunting the lines?

I haven't heard him in quite some time.
#24
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 20, 2020, 11:00:40 AM
It's great to see you around, ShayP!

Great to see you as well.  :)
#25
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 20, 2020, 10:39:10 AM
Only until Labor Day, and always with white bucks.

That's a good look.   What do you have in mind for the Autumn season?  I suggest a wool blend.
#26
Quote from: ItsOver on July 20, 2020, 10:31:59 AM
Good to see you back in Lee's wondrous neighborhood, Mr. Rogers.

Thanks!

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood
A beautiful day for a neighbor
#27
Random Topics / Re: Music
July 20, 2020, 10:33:02 AM
#28
K_Dubb needs to wear a Seersucker suit during the election process.  It's important. *don't ask.
#30
Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 18, 2020, 11:06:57 PM
lol Mike the Millennial a couple weeks ago told George and the guest 'I was one of the most unpopular kids in my high school' it was funny because he sounded so matter of fact about it, almost bragging. Like in his mind the rest of his peers are immature and shallow while he's mature and knowledgeable. I guess that's better than being depressed that you don't fit in or angry like Elliot Rodgers.

Screw that guy.  He's on nearly every night kissing Noory's ass.  Then you have 3 other regular callers chime in and say how great he is.  Then they proceed to kiss each others assess. PATHETIC.  Oh, and he (Mike) claimed to be a new caller but he has been on before with Ian Punnet 2 years ago.
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