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Quote from: brig on June 17, 2018, 07:44:06 AM
The thing for me is, even if people sent him the money to get a new one, or even if people sent him three new IPads, he is so accustomed to just begging for things whenever he needs them, that he is careless with everything, and drops them, and breaks them.  He doesn't even care about it because he goes on YouTube and begs untill some noob feels sorry for him.

LOL
after witnessing first hand how he...
drops
beats
sits on
steps on
his devices...
I really got a laugh out of his “the train was really jostling around”
“that may be why my 👁PAD isn’t working”
LOL

I wonder if the alien head “lost” it’s ticket ?
maybe that was the problem ?

did alienCON management fail to provide him a power strip and extension cord for the alien head ?
maybe that was the problem ?

damn alien head !

Quote from: brig on June 16, 2018, 09:11:47 PM
By "go home" does he mean back to the Hotel?  I think the last train to Martinez left hours and hours ago, amIwrong?

maybe he is going to feed the kitties at the all night Asian massage place (like he did at the brothel) and hope he can “just snuggle” and fall asleep there ?

do those places have WiFi ?

so, just what is the current situation with FAT FALKIE ?
did he even make alienCON ?
is he still in Pasadena ?
is he still pushing the “found” shopping cart ?
has the Newport cigarette smoking BLACK man made an appearance ?
any news on the Love 💕 Shack ?
and slow Kathy ?

Quote from: chefist on June 16, 2018, 06:09:44 PM
George might have other options for housing...

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1747-La-Senda-Pl-South-Pasadena-CA-91030/2124034023_zpid/

wait...
how do you know that isn’t his “real” home ?
and Casa Senda is merely a “studio prop” ?
La Senda Place is a coincidence ?
“there are no coincidences”

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 16, 2018, 03:53:43 PM
Great eyes but can't be him.  The white haired gentleman seems to be wearing a normal pair of shorts.

and he roughly, I am guessing now, about 196 lbs underweight

and anyway, wouldn’t FAT FALKIE be up on the stage ?
(as some type of exhibit:..)

Quote from: LucaParcelli on June 16, 2018, 03:32:36 PM
Should I go and pick him up and offer my couch for the night?

are you serious(ly nuts)...
or making a funny ?

Quote from: brig on June 16, 2018, 03:15:11 PM
One can hope he either found his ticket, or was able to show them email proof that he had purchased one.  Not being able to find his ticket, is probably why he didn't know what times his signing/photo schedules are.

it’s all Curtis’ fault, you know !
Curtis should have been in Pasadena at the Sheraton with FAT FALKIE  !
made sure FAT FALKIE had proper assistance with his luggage !
made sure FAT FALKIE had proper transportation anywhere !
made sure FAT FALKIE had no problems at the hotel !
made sure FAT FALKIE was fed a proper half thawed chicken dish upon his arrival !
made sure FAT FALKIE washed behind his ears !
made sure FAT FALKIE had clean underwear (and wore them) !
made sure FAT FALKIE went to bed early !
made sure FAT FALKIE got up in the morning !
made sure FAT FALKIE had a good breakfast !
made sure FAT FALKIE was handed his ticket immediately before entering the venue and had it attached to his clean T-shirt with a saftey pin...and told not to touch it !

oh, and do not talk to strangers !
“stranger danger”

Quote from: LucaParcelli on June 16, 2018, 02:29:02 PM
Sorry to sound conspiratorial, but the video doesn’t look like a Sheraton room. I smell mischief afoot.

http://www.sheratonpasadena.com
LOL

Quote from: WhiteCrow on June 16, 2018, 11:03:57 AM
PB has actually claimed to have been in Casa Senda.

Is PB in on the "fix" too?
George is playing both The Big Con and The Long Con.

well maybe PB was at “Casa Senda”, which is in reality a hovel the wealthy FAT FALKIE simply rents in the Hacienda as a “Studio”...
could explain a lot !
damn, maybe he even has a long term contractual agreement, providing her with hello kitty paraphernalia, the occasional pizza and plushies, with slow Kathy...
who is really an over the hill provider FAT FALKIE met in his prime ?

has anybody really met the real FAT FALKIE ?

Quote from: The legend of the Phoenix on June 16, 2018, 10:03:07 AM
No but I have agents in the field and I'm also going through people's Instagrams

encourage them to be on the 👀 !
a video of the FAT FALKIE at alienCON might prove to be a modern day “Patterson Gimlin Bigfoot” type video !

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 16, 2018, 09:49:25 AM
Are you on site?   

hope you snag an interview with “the FAT FALKIE from Martinez (formally Pittsburg)” !

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 16, 2018, 08:18:39 AM
I like when he spotted an AMP (Asian massage parlor) and wanted a rub and tug but they were closed and he was broke.

made me think...
Asians probably aren’t frightened of “twitchy thingys” with snakes of all sizes (small) abundant in Asia.
just hope he wouldn’t run into a provider that once had a bad experience and once spotting the “twitchy thingy” screamed and stepped on it with her high heels...
(ouch)

Quote from: brig on June 16, 2018, 04:15:10 AM
Well, I've watched both of Sendas live videos, and as far as I can tell, he could be in a hotel in Martinez.

all I can say is...
i am very disappointed in FAT FALKIE
I am in agreement with you, NO livestream at all, NO proof he is even at AlienCON, NO video at all except in a hotel room ? (could actually be a hotel room in Martinez or his “real” bedroom...proof, Casa Senda is a staged studio)

I think we ALL have been had...

Quote from: WhiteCrow on June 15, 2018, 08:53:50 PM
I cant stop laughing Nipple suspenders

Omg that's funny brig

Apparently Linda thought they were shocking too..

is she selling those ?
wonder if she carries slow Kathy’s size ?

FAT FALKIE is really falling short on his promise of a live stream on the train...
what happened ?
did the Newport cigarette smoking BLACK MAN steal his devices ?
did FAT FALKIE get assigned to the baggage compartment due to Amtrak finding out his is flea infested ?
did the Food Max crone prevent his boarding ?
has FAT FALKIE had his pie-hole duck taped by the other passengers ?
did FAT FALKIE get wedged in the toilet ?
has FAT FALKIE died (again) ?

I wonder if the Love 💕 Shack is rockin’ ?
has Ratty Patty made an appearance ?

Quote from: chefist on June 15, 2018, 06:52:14 PM
The world is his oyster.

say, I wonder if FAT FALKIE has ever checked the “Clam that ate Cincinnati” for a GIANT PEARL ?

Quote from: SnapT on June 15, 2018, 12:30:21 PM
Live from Aliencon...

https://youtu.be/c6BOTCe9Vmg

it’s started without FAT FALKIE ?

how is that possible ?

Quote from: Bluejay on June 15, 2018, 11:31:23 AM

Ah yes, I see your point.

is that the supreme leader of North Korea ?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 15, 2018, 10:53:09 AM
He can cut back on that; Wear two pairs of shorts, two or three t shirts...The shorts can be turned inside out after two or three days to give even shit stain display to the outside world.

I have often wondered why FAT FALKIE doesn’t just go with an all BLACK wardrobe ?
many famous people have and do today !
it would also help FAT FALKIE hide those unfortunate bodily fluid and food stains...
another plus is nobody would notice anymore when he wears his GIANT RED SHORTS and his T-shirt for weeks on end...
and doesn’t BLACK make FAT FALKIE look younger and NOT as FAT ?

thinking for FAT FALKIE

FAT FALKIE confirms slow Kathy is NUDE on the sofa bed !

Quote from: Pizzapunch on June 14, 2018, 11:29:32 PM
They're fighting over leftover pizza now!

slow Kathy is paying for FAT FALLIE’s hotel...
slow Kathy bought pizza and told FAT FALKIE not to eat more...

FAT FALKIE eats slow Kathy’s pizza anyway !

result is a SCREAMING match !
the Hacienda residents LOVE it !

FAT FALKIE is a gentleman...
shower first, before snuggling with slow Kathy

oh wait...
maybe Casa Senda is so hot tonight because slow Kathy is there...

naked in the sofa bed...

Martinez is 63 degrees
feels like 61 degrees

doesn’t understand how to ventilate his apartment with proper use of fans, windows and door

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 14, 2018, 11:02:47 PM
It is 69 in Martinez right now and he has the apartment a nice toasty 82!

because he hasn’t figured out a box fan on the floor by his screen door would force cool air in and replace the hot air by forcing the hot air out...

And box fans in a closed room does NOT reduce temperature, only aids evaporation (of perspiration)

https://youtu.be/-4TI5OPG7kA
FAT FALKIE IS LIVE...
PREDICTION !
FAT FALKIE will NOT WAKE UP and miss the train !

Quote from: Enard P Farkwark on June 14, 2018, 08:37:03 PM
Maybe I missed it and someone already suggested it. Apologies if so.  If anyone is looking to be a gifter to our favorite grifter, or maybe the legacy, might I suggest a tasty surprise of gummies from here?  https://dicksbymail.com

may I suggest the BIG BLACK (not racist, just the colour) chocolate DICK...
slow Kathy loves chocolate...
and FAT FALKIE loves BIG BLACK (not racist, just his preference) DICKS...

perhaps FAT FALKIE could enjoy it first, then pass to slow Kathy to finish off...
LOl

Quote from: littlechris on June 14, 2018, 03:20:41 PM
So the fat cunt is going after all? When is he arriving in Pasadena and what hotel is he staying at?

FAT FALKIE is staying at a hotel ?
WOW...
I wonder IF he will offer to share his good fortune with an attendee not so fortunate ?

after all wasn’t he wanting someone to offer him such a courtesy ?
for $20 ?
LOL

and has the hotel been notified that he is sharing his room ?
with fleas and bedbugs, and possibly another attendee ?