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#121
Quote from: GravitySucks on May 26, 2017, 06:30:11 PM
". Yet he keeps coming up with all these new books".

#sendamemoney

That he can't read since he has no glasses, Haters 


#123
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
May 25, 2017, 07:06:36 AM
Quote from: BattyBrooke on May 25, 2017, 12:49:07 AM
What do you mean by this? 11?

Fake art bell account 11 in place of LL
#124
Quote from: GravitySucks on May 11, 2017, 09:27:15 PM
So many cats, so few recipes. Is that why he needed the sterno?

Fatso should bag the cats and get a dog. He would get exercise walking it, it would eat all the food he drops on  the floor and does not  pick up, it will lick clean his counters and would love him despite the fact that he is a fuckin lazy lying piece of shit. 
#125
Quote from: Kidnostad3 on May 11, 2017, 01:28:14 PM
In your case they would have done better to have kept the foreskin and put the rest of you in the biohazard container.


They cut the wrong head off
#126
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
May 09, 2017, 06:15:46 AM
Quote from: Yorkshire Pudiphile on May 06, 2017, 07:48:39 PM
Who is this chick?   She's looking good.

Look at her hands!  She's talking about me, "I mean really, it was this big!  With a Cantaloupe on the end!"

more like a Baby's Arm holding a apple
#127
How To Use BellGab / Re: Account deletion
May 04, 2017, 06:16:34 AM
Quote from: Σ> on May 04, 2017, 04:30:20 AM
if someone physically dies, their bellgab account needs to be deleted? i don't follow.

If I die I would like my account donated to Falkie.
#128
Quote from: GravitySucks on May 03, 2017, 01:11:21 PM
Man on the spot. Breaking news.

Murder suicide - but they are still looking for the active shooter???   

Finger on the pulse Falkie

https://youtu.be/CCmuQCWxefo

Hey, he changed his shirt and retaped his glasses what the fuckin else do you want from the big guy?
#129
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
May 02, 2017, 03:01:58 PM
Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 02, 2017, 08:08:50 AM
What have you guys got against Bono? Wait let me guess, his long winded speeches in the middle of U2 concerts or his overall doucheness?

No one has the ability to get that many nut cases, cat ladies, "psychics", serial killers, and your everyday garden variety weirdos
o

You just described Bellgab
#130
Quote from: Seraphim27 on May 02, 2017, 11:10:24 AM
Yeah, this. It's the second time I've seen a video to this effect in the last two weeks. I'm done with his channel. Unsubscribed. Bye Felipe.

I'm switching over to Jason Callan's calorie porn.

At least he scotch taped his glasses together for this vid....
#131
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
May 01, 2017, 06:09:16 PM
Quote from: RoseGirl on May 01, 2017, 05:51:44 PM
I don't have a thread.  :(

(by the way, pbs....How can you tell if your new roommate is a straight girl?)

.....she thinks a strap on is a purse).

Ha Ha good one need to share with my pal that told me these yes she is a dreaded lesbian .. ( hot singer in a rock band but I think she is now taken)

Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

Q What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A  lickalotapus



#132
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
May 01, 2017, 05:51:35 PM
Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 01, 2017, 05:43:32 PM
Hahahahahahah this is hilarious!!! This was equally funny. Back to back hits here in the Art Bell Rose Girl thread.

Also how in the hell did we get into the topic of pegging? Really? And no I am not a size queen either  :P


Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?
A: Well hung.
#133
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
May 01, 2017, 05:47:52 PM
Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on May 01, 2017, 05:35:40 PM
They have something in common with Art. (See how I brought us all back to topic)

Sorry I thought this was the Rose G thread my bad.
#134
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
May 01, 2017, 05:34:05 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 01, 2017, 01:18:57 PM
There's that persecution complex of yours again, rearing it's ugly head. When I first came here (about 18 months ago) you were in a lather about Nancy and some others here apparently outing your lesbian relationship with Eagle. I say apparently because they all seem dumbfounded by it all but you just kept crusading, sure you'd been wronged. I'm sure in your mind people are always slighting you in one way or another.  ::)

What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
#135
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
April 29, 2017, 05:04:43 PM
Quote from: RoseGirl on April 29, 2017, 04:25:39 PM
Max, they already tried to turn me into Falkie. Didn't work.

So....you're late. And droning on about it doesn't make it so.

Hey leave me alone I'm just an overweight lesbian astrologer that happens to be from NJ , I'm a Scorpio everyone one knows we are wacked... 
#136
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
April 29, 2017, 04:59:36 PM
Quote from: ponyboysunset on April 29, 2017, 04:06:18 PM
, being a large breasted woman I would love a good bra recommendation.  ;

pictures please
#137
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
April 29, 2017, 04:20:21 PM
Quote from: EarthAlien007 on April 29, 2017, 12:01:09 PM
Of course she was hacked.

She's attacked for her political views? LMFOA! I don't recall any political posts before this was posted to her Heather Wade Lasha Seniuk Fan Forum, with the exception of one post, re: Women's March Washington DC.

No Lasha, you're attacked because you beg for it.



shit close my eyes I hear Falkie
#138
Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 28, 2017, 10:08:27 PM



What are those brown spots on his fingers? Doody?

He had his fingers up his ass looking for Boop  the cat
#139
Quote from: Norm on April 26, 2017, 11:52:48 PM
Never go near Oakland without armed body guards. Yeah, it's a real cesspool. I still have my old truck that still has the bullet holes received one night driving past Oaktown...

Probably just Raider fans pissed they are going to Vegas
#140
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 13, 2017, 08:20:10 PM
Yep - he should have been on for 20 minutes already. 

Also it would seem the long awaited Falkiemobile has been delayed to 2019    :'(

  Maybe someone should tell the dope there is no medical term called crushed disc. Herniated disc, pinched nerve, bulging disc, slipped disc, ruptured disc, no crushed , unless maybe you got hit by a car   :-*. No Doc uses that term so as usually he is full of shit.
#141
Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on April 10, 2017, 02:43:21 PM
I'm not joking either....really concerned for the Big Guy.  Waiting patiently for an update. Hope he made it to Wallmart to get his meds.  This is a scary dark time for us all. 

PRAISE The Big Guy

#1 I have been here since 11/13 and just got my 1st top quote , praise MV
#2 I never said I was concerned or give a shit just that he needs a flea bath.
#142
Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on April 10, 2017, 09:40:26 AM
If the pizza delivery gal has any hope of getting that tip, she better collect soon from the looks of things.

Hope George gets better. His health needs to hold out if he is ever going to build that container house. I hope he accomplishes that.

Those marks on his face appear to be when you scratch so much you break the skin. Dude needs a flea dip, not joking.....
#143
Quote from: ©StarrMountain® 2010 on April 07, 2017, 12:30:46 PM
Self-appointed and unsupported, I assure you. ;)   I agree. ;D

Ditto
#145
Quote from: Laurakinch on March 28, 2017, 11:25:01 AM
You guys crack me up. All of you discussing how to help this guy achieve youtube success seem to forget who it is you're talking about: An arrogant paranoid narcissist without two brain cells to rub together. Why not just bang your head against a wall. Same result.

+1000 ! Senda is a dickhead, has always been a dickhead and will always be a dickhead. To each his own but how anyone can watch more then 1 min of his crap is beyond me. His videos suck and have always sucked.
#146
Quote from: Rally Squirrel on March 22, 2017, 06:52:07 PM
As predicted, the rain has made George bed ridden for a few days.


It took awhile but I finished my diagnosis of Fatso, he has a Factitious disorder. Falkie please call I can help you. Dr MAX

Factitious disorder symptoms involve mimicking or producing illness or injury. People go to great lengths to avoid discovery of their deception, so it may be difficult to realize that their symptoms are actually part of a serious mental disorder.
Factitious disorder signs and symptoms may include:
•   Clever and convincing medical problems
•   Frequent hospitalizations
•   Vague or inconsistent symptoms
•   Conditions that get worse for no apparent reason
•   Conditions that don't respond as expected to standard therapies
•   Eagerness to have frequent testing or risky operations
•   Extensive knowledge of medical terms and diseases
•   Seeking treatment from many different doctors or hospitals, which may include using a fake name
•   Having few visitors when hospitalized
•   Reluctance to allow health professionals to talk to family or friends or to other health care providers
•   Arguing with hospital staff
•   Frequent requests for pain relievers or other medication


#147
I wonder how Senda feels now that Michael D had a podcast segment on C2C last night?

#148
Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on March 17, 2017, 04:04:34 PM

Harsh.

Sorry I guess I should have called him a dickhead troll instead
#149
Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on March 17, 2017, 02:43:37 PM
I am so misunderstood.  Comes with the territory I guess.

Love ALL


Your not misunderstood everyone knows your a asshole.
#150
Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 14, 2017, 07:04:04 AM
Senda has to reassure us that he's the definite genuine article. If anyone got further than the first half hour of that show then they have my respect and sympathy. Senda takes anti-entertainment almost to the verge of a new art form, rambling about the first thing to enter his fat head. He also has a habit of cracking an unbelievably lame quasi-joke and then following it up with an expulsion of air that we are meant to regard as a laugh.

It is a expulsion of air but it's smelly gas not a laugh.
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