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Started by sillydog, April 07, 2008, 11:21:45 PM

Quote from: jaz on January 24, 2017, 07:29:05 PM
Anyone been following the SIT shows? Are they "new" classics or are they in classic repeat repeat? Asking for degenerate faggot friend.

Yorkshire Pud?

jazmunda

Quote from: (((The King of Kings))) on January 24, 2017, 07:33:43 PM
Yorkshire Pud?

I don't think he is or ever was a fan of Art Bell.

Quote from: jaz on January 24, 2017, 07:49:51 PM
I don't think he is or ever was a fan of Art Bell.

How did he find his way here?



aldousburbank

Quote from: jaz on January 24, 2017, 07:57:36 PM
Fancy meeting you here. Got a light?

You're late.

Jackstar

Quote from: jaz on January 24, 2017, 07:29:05 PM
Anyone been following the SIT shows? Are they "new" classics or are they in classic repeat repeat? Asking for degenerate faggot friend.


That reminds me. Have you run across a wholly complete 1997-11-15 yet? We don't have to be friends and I don't judge you for hanging out with faggots.


Obviously.

Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 24, 2017, 03:50:56 PM
Fair enough, but jackstar is The Authorityâ,,¢ on degenerate faggotry.

Just stop it.


ge30542

All this talk of faggots is sending a tingle up my leg.
Stop it you guys.

Quote from: ge30542 on January 25, 2017, 04:40:35 PM
All this talk of faggots is sending a tingle up my leg.
Stop it you guys.

I'm getting a bit twitchy too.


Gruntled

Quote from: jaz on January 24, 2017, 07:29:05 PM
Anyone been following the SIT shows? Are they "new" classics or are they in classic repeat repeat? Asking for degenerate faggot friend.
I heard one  [SIT] on 1/21/17 that I must have missed way back when.
People were calling in with suggestions on how to fight the Taliban in winter.

Paraphrasing here, but one guy suggested that dogs and cats wearing explosive devices be parachuted into Afghanistan.
Because it was winter, the paratrooper animals would seek shelter in caves where the Taliban hides out too!
Timers and detonation procedures would have to be worked out of course, but the plan had a two fold advantage in that it got rid of the Taliban and the strays too.

Art was fantastic dealing with the caller. At one point he said " So the skies would be filled with little parachutes carrying cats wearing explosives"?
Art did seem more concerned with the cats welfare than the dogs but it was hilarious.
  All I kept thinking was, this is freakin great radio.
Love ya Art. Thanks for the good times.


Quote from: Gruntled on January 25, 2017, 09:46:55 PM
I heard one  [SIT] on 1/21/17 that I must have missed way back when.
People were calling in with suggestions on how to fight the Taliban in winter.

Paraphrasing here, but one guy suggested that dogs and cats wearing explosives devices be parachuted into Afghanistan.
Because it was winter, the paratrooper animals would seek shelter in caves where the Taliban hides out too!
Timers and detonation procedures would have to be worked out of course, but the plan had a two fold advantage in that it got rid of the Taliban and the strays too.

Art was fantastic dealing with the caller. At one point he said " So the skies would be filled with little parachutes carrying cats wearing explosives"?
Art did seem more concerned with the cats welfare than the dogs but it was hilarious.
  All I kept thinking was, this is freakin great radio.
Love ya Art. Thanks for the good times.

I know I'm in minority but it would be good if he did a once a week appearance on DMRN or something.

jazmunda

Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on January 25, 2017, 09:48:47 PM
I know I'm in minority but it would be good if he did a once a week appearance on DMRN or something.

Sadly that's never going to happen. What I wouldn't give to be transported back to the innocent days of Keith fucking with us via changing punctuation in html.

bateman

Quote from: jaz on January 25, 2017, 10:39:36 PM
Sadly that's never going to happen. What I wouldn't give to be transported back to the innocent days of Keith fucking with us via changing punctuation in html.

:(

jazmunda

Quote from: batemanâ,,¢ on January 25, 2017, 10:41:52 PM
:(

I squee whenever I see a pink exclamation mark. Either that or I should get my prostate checked.

bateman

Quote from: jaz on January 25, 2017, 10:46:28 PM
I squee whenever I see a pink exclamation mark. Either that or I should get my prostate checked.

The Pink Exclamation Point is a well-known gay club in the East Village...


jazmunda

Quote from: batemanâ,,¢ on January 25, 2017, 10:48:32 PM
The Pink Exclamation Point is a well-known gay club in the East Village...

And how would you know that? Well that explains the uncontrollable squeeing.

bateman

Quote from: jaz on January 25, 2017, 11:01:33 PM
And how would you know that? Well that explains the uncontrollable squeeing.

I'll ask the questions here. Have you had many prostate exams there* on your trips to the city?











*This club does not actually exist.  ;D


Hog

The Hotel Coral Essex
      Hot    oral    sex


peace
Hog

jazmunda

Quote from: batemanâ,,¢ on January 25, 2017, 11:05:33 PM
*This club does not actually exist.  ;D

Dang it. I was about to leave a favourable yelp review.

jazmunda

Quote from: Hog on January 25, 2017, 11:13:46 PM
The Hotel Coral Essex
      Hot    oral    sex


peace
Hog

Revenge of the Nerds 2. One of the classics.

Nobody

Quote from: ge30542 on January 25, 2017, 04:40:35 PM
All this talk of faggots is sending a tingle up my leg.
Stop it you guys.

BathhouseGab.com here we come.

comaphobe

"Syntax highlighting will alert the user of nearby gay bars in the vicinity." - C-3PO (powerpoint presentation ca.1998)



Ciardelo

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

someguy

hey just thought I'd break up the gay bashing to mention there's a documentary about malachi martin on netflix called Hostage to the Devil. it's interesting and art bell is in it

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