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Hogie is thinking, Bob Dylan has a Nobel now... but it's no Angstrom!

LOL

All Hoagie needs is the right vibrator.

I think Timothy needs more practice delivering his "woo".

So a knowledge of math isnt required to study torsion fields and quantum effects. Nice!

Surprises on Tuesday morning? Like the surprise he he had tonight? Hoagie is desperate.

Quote from: JesusJuice on August 20, 2016, 02:52:03 AM
This was the big news? What a let down. I thought that he was going to announce an earlier time slot with extra hours.

He's making another delusional connection to a fictional show, this is his big announcement? He needs to be broadcasting from the psych ward.

Quote from: norland2424 on August 20, 2016, 02:40:48 AM
is this heather wade ?

Art's Tart has a little bit of a deeper voice though.

Quote from: Juan Cena on August 20, 2016, 02:34:31 AM
How soon would it take Hoagie to claim Pokemon were real creatures?

It all depends on where the physics are at the time.

What BS this guy spews! If Uri did any work for a spy agency it was as a comfort boy.

I don't think Uri is recounting a war story, sounds more like his first romp with a dude.

Quote from: Nobody on May 28, 2016, 03:05:31 AM
Piffle. Hoagie's idea was to send up an Etch A Sketch, not a plaque. 

I stand corrected!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 28, 2016, 03:04:36 AM
Didn't Wolfman Jack die years ago?! 

Yeah, but this is Wulfman Jaque.

Quote from: Nobody on May 28, 2016, 02:54:56 AM
It's there on Hoagland's wiki page:

Although the Pioneer 10 plaque was designed entirely by Carl Sagan, Linda Salzman Sagan, and Frank Drake,[38] Hoagland has inaccurately asserted that he co-created the plaque with Eric Burgess.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_C._Hoagland#Claims_by_Hoagland

Long story short, Eric Burgess mentioned the idea to Hoagland, then he, Hoagland, and another writer approached Carl Sagan.  Carl and Frank Drake designed the plaque and Carl's
wife prepared the artwork:

http://history.nasa.gov/SP-349/epilog.htm has the full story.

Complete disinformation... Hoagland himself used a chisel and hammer to craft that plaque!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 28, 2016, 02:53:16 AM
Evidence suggests it blows rather than sucks. The result is still the same on our end. 

And usually ends up with some kind of explosion.

Dick should mention his theoretical model of a Hoagicentic universe.

I like how the guest is resisting Hoagies attempts to get him to make blatantly wild claims.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 28, 2016, 02:27:56 AM
I think Hoagie's sense of self-satisfaction travels faster than the speed of light. 

If you look closely, that is not hair on Hoagies head... it's a bussard ram scoop.

 here we go again with a star trek reference.

Quote from: Nobody on May 28, 2016, 02:19:06 AM
I would like to give Hoagland a damn good kicking for trotting out that utterly false Voyager plaque story again. 

I guess Hoagie's shame is trapped somewhere in a Torsian field.

Quote from: Darth Sandra on May 28, 2016, 02:15:41 AM
Is that the one Christians threw a fit about having drawings of naked people on?

Yeah, those drawings were fit for an issue of Hustler!

We would have been kicking ourselves if Hoagie hadn't nailed that plaque onto Voyager.

Hoagie should get Michelle's thoughts on pan spermia.

Quote from: Darth Sandra on May 28, 2016, 02:00:34 AM
Michelle has ok eyes

Michelle needs to shave.

Ok, I just tuned in and I see that tonights circus features "Special Correspondent Michelle"... OSM has just achieved a new level of absurdity!

 they ran out of thoughts

i bet this sounds like a mental patient round table to anyone tuning in for the first time.

Quote from: astroguy on May 21, 2016, 02:45:12 AM
Hmmmmm .... Keith likes "the shocker."  :

Tonight's show has to be one of the bigger loads of horse shit I've heard on OSM so far.

Quote from: Étouffée on May 21, 2016, 02:13:25 AM
Anomaly Hunters at work!

More like a bunch of bored and lonely people sitting in front of their pc's all day and night.