2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year

[heater]

Post your nomination of the BellGabber of the year.

[bateman]

SixWeekTenure(tm). Not even a question.

[starrmtn001]

I think the first award should go to MV himself.

PRAISE MV!

SO SAY WE ALL!!!

[Jackstar]

I'm nominating ShayP.


Always kind, always well-received, never loathed, often missed, routinely offers to give back a reach-around. Every. Single. Time.

[zeebo]

I'm nominating ShayP....

If he doesn't take this one, he's a shoe-in for:   Best Posting Pal to Keep You Company During a Live Show Thread.

[K_Dubb]

I'm nominating ShayP.


Always kind, always well-received, never loathed, often missed, routinely offers to give back a reach-around. Every. Single. Time.

I will second this for his gentle, self-deprecating humor and general bonhomie.  I believe he entertained at least two separate offers of not just face-to-face meeting but actual cohabitation; how many of us can say that?

[heater]

I nominate brig.  Her relentless efforts to support BG are legendary...who else has ever touched the genesis device?

[damon]

I nominate brig.  Her relentless efforts to support BG are legendary...who else has ever touched the genesis device?

Yes I also nominate Brig too. I also nominate The mudking and Jaz because of their hard work and sewergab.

[GravitySucks]

I nominate brig.  Her relentless efforts to support BG are legendary...who else has ever touched the genesis device?

With both hands.

[Yorkshire pud]

Yes I also nominate Brig too. I also nominate The mudking and Jaz because of their hard work and sewergab.

And sewergab? Sewergab works far harder than mudders and jaz to bring the very worst in human nature.

[Yorkshire pud]

With both hands.

We could have a 'Sewergabber that has the closest approximation to opposing thumbs'

[WOTR]

I nominate brig.  Her relentless efforts to support BG are legendary...who else has ever touched the genesis device?

MV.  His wife, his children, thirty truckers at a truckstop in just one night (don't ask.)

Brig, her daughter, the special man in her life, her computer tech.

125 individual Chinese during manufacturing (granted, 50% have since flung themselves from the factory roof.)

And one really hot, Taiwanese sales clerk who sold him the laptop.

[Yorkshire pud]

MV.  His wife, his children, thirty truckers at a truckstop in just one night (don't ask.)

Brig, her daughter, the special man in her life, her computer tech.

125 individual Chinese during manufacturing (granted, 50% have since flung themselves from the factory roof.)

And one really hot, Taiwanese ladyboy sales clerk who sold him the laptop.

Just to add accuracy.

[WhiteCrow]

I nominate myself because I am awesome.

[Yorkshire pud]

Most needy bellgabber craving attention, past (banned) or present.

[Catsmile]

Bellgabber using the most Thorazine.
Bellgabber needing moar Thorazine.
Bellgabber most likely to use a Thorazine enema.
Bellgabber in most need of Thorazine prescribed.

Bellgabber most likely to be stalked.
Bellgabber most likely to stalk.
Bellgabber most likely to be stalked, in their mind.
Bellgabber most likely to chase a shadow person around with a 9MM.
Bellgabber most likely to be shot at, or hear a firecracker.
Bellgabber most likely to quit a show.
Bellgabber most likely to quit.
Bellgabber most likely to sue you.
Bellgabber most likely to not understand all the hate, at least when it's directed at them.
Bellgabber that is the least self-aware.

Bellgabber most likely to be Heather Wades cuck.
Bellgabber who is a dude playing the dude whos a dude.
Bellgabber who is most like Eeyore.
Bellgabber that is the biggest star fucker.
Bellgabber most likely to be biggest Art sycophant.
Ballgrabber who is the biggest Art nuthugger.

[mikuthing01]

Most Kawaii BellGabber
Most Deredere Bellgabber
Most Aegyo Bellgabber
Most Tsundere BellGabber

[Catsmile]

Bellgabber who post the most gun images.
AKA: Bellgabber with the smallest most flaccid penis.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Bellgabber most likely to be stalked, in their mind.
Bellgabber most likely to chase a shadow person around with a 9MM.
Bellgabber most likely to be shot at, or hear a firecracker.
Bellgabber most likely to quit a show.
Bellgabber most likely to quit.
Bellgabber most likely to sue you.
Bellgabber most likely to not understand all the hate, at least when it's directed at them.
Bellgabber that is the least self-aware...

Bellgabber most likely to think the site is about them
Bellgabber most likely to destroy their legacy
Most passive-aggressive Bellgabber (''I'd come around more often if you make all the people who post things I don't like shut up'')
Bellgabber most likely to lie for $5 a month

[ItsOver]

I nominate Bobo17, for his relentless quest to tell BellGab about a meeting with Art Bell that would never happen and for his love of animals.  Such a swell guy.

[mikuthing01]

Bellgabber who post the most gun images.
AKA: Bellgabber with the smallest most flaccid penis.

[ItsOver]

I'd also like to nominate Redacted for Bellgabber who made best use of BellGab to accomplish her own ends by using Art Bell and fellow Bellgabbers.  A hardy "bravo!" and Remember The Blitz!

[Catsmile]

Funny you would respond to that, must have hit a nerve.
Seeking to self-nominate? 
Looks like we have a winrar!

[mikuthing01]

Funny you would respond to that, must have hit a nerve.
Seeking to self-nominate? 
Looks like we have a winrar!

naw, i know i post more pictures of guns than anyone on here and i have heard that line from a lot of anti gunners and it don't bother me. They have no argument so they make penis jokes because they need something to them feel better about loosing the war on the gun rights.

[zeebo]

We could have a 'Sewergabber that has the closest approximation to opposing thumbs'

That could overlap with the 'Probably looks most like Bigfoot' category.

[zeebo]

...Remember The Blitz!

An interesting footnote to that.  That was the one and only thread she ever started.   

[ItsOver]

An interesting footnote to that.  That was the one and only thread she ever started.   

I didn't realize that, Zeeb.  Interesting.  Probably just a coincidence.

[Juan]

Lily for not rage posting in 2016.

[Yorkshire pud]

naw, i know i post more pictures of guns than anyone on here and i have heard that line from a lot of anti gunners and it don't bother me. They have no argument so they make penis jokes because they need something to them feel better about loosing the war on the gun rights.

Your badly typed reply qualifies as "Bellgab post that proves the point of the argument being made by who its responding to" award.

[Dr. MD MD]

Your badly typed reply qualifies as "Bellgab post that proves the point of the argument being made by who its responding to" award.

^^^^^^^^^^
Speaking of badly typed, what does this even mean. I suppose you'd have to be a Britcuck to get it.