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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM

sydtron

Quote from: bateman on April 23, 2018, 09:56:27 PM
That is ghoulish.

“Tell us about what it was like to wake to your husband the corpse.”

"Was he a mean baby? Gosh!"


Kolchak

Quote from: bateman on April 23, 2018, 09:48:16 PM
SHE HAZ BEEN BETRAYED



If she really has extenuating circumstances, she needs to fucking state them. This is exhausting. Nobody buys it.

If she wanted to, she could record a segment for DMDN explaining the situation and they could run it all week between programs.

Catsmile

Quote from: brig on April 23, 2018, 03:03:36 PM
Go for red velvet curtains.

# HisWifezBedroomNickname
# HowHeBeggsHisWifeEveryNight

# Give Heath 5" Twice
# Wipe it on the Old Curtains On the Way out
# How To Make Her Yell & Moan 3 Tiemz Moar   

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: bateman on April 23, 2018, 09:56:27 PM
That is ghoulish.

“Tell us about what it was like to wake up to your husband the corpse.”


Or ask his widow if in the few minutes after his demise she'd considered what to do with his studio...

DanTSX

Quote from: bateman on April 23, 2018, 09:56:27 PM
That is ghoulish.

“Tell us about what it was like to wake up to your husband the corpse.”


But it’s the corpse formerly known as Arthur “Mantits McGee” wb606 Bell the III

We deserve Closure damnit.  We pirated his radio broadcasts so he owes us damnit.

Now make the face Art had when you found him dead.

DanTSX

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 23, 2018, 09:59:23 PM

Or ask his widow if in the few minutes after his demise she'd considered what to do with his studio...

Yeah


THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!


Even if we hate it

albrecht

Quote from: bateman on April 23, 2018, 09:56:27 PM
That is ghoulish.

“Tell us what it was like to wake up to your husband the corpse.”
I don't know all the assignations that went on but I'm sure is hoping that a "mean baby" will happen.

Quote from: bateman on April 23, 2018, 09:56:27 PM
That is ghoulish.

“Tell us what it was like to wake up to your husband the corpse.”

tbh id like to leave my corpse as a gift to my wife.


zeebo

Quote from: nika01 on April 23, 2018, 08:00:56 PM
Being an adult is hard

Correct.  Don't grow up.  Don't do it!  It sucks.

DanTSX

Quote from: bateman on April 23, 2018, 09:56:27 PM
That is ghoulish. 

“Tell us what it was like to wake up to your husband the corpse.”


This is the macabre that I was hoping this would devolve to.

I’m very happy that this timeline is turning out bonus tracks left and right.

Quote from: DanTSX on April 23, 2018, 10:01:37 PM

This is the macabre that I was hoping this would devolve to.

I’m very happy that this timeline is turning out bonus tracks left and right.

fwiw: im told Art went out with a massive erection....

albrecht

Quote from: zeebo on April 23, 2018, 10:01:28 PM
Correct.  Don't grow up.  Don't do it!  It sucks.
Peter Pan syndrome. Supposedly severe stress and abuse can cause no/slow growth, delay or no puberty, etc. Author of Peter Pan had it, supposedly.

DanTSX

Quote from: anon on April 23, 2018, 10:03:02 PM
fwiw: im told Art went out with a massive erection....

Hope he didn’t waste it.  Good bonors are hard to come by at 72 I hear

ItsOver

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 23, 2018, 09:54:50 PM
From the GNoory school of broadcasting etiquette...
To the Heather Wade School of Drama and Diplomacy

DanTSX

Quote from: albrecht on April 23, 2018, 10:05:33 PM
Peter Pan syndrome. Supposedly severe stress and abuse can cause no/slow growth, delay or no puberty, etc. Author of Peter Pan had it, supposedly.

So the lesson is don’t abandon your children....


And if you do, own up to ALL of them (including the illegitimate ones)



Because they will come back to kill you and turn your legacy into their emotional tampon.

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on April 23, 2018, 10:05:42 PM
To the Heather Wade School of Drama and Diplomacy
That was bequethed by the new Art Bell Foundation, right? By the Thunderbird School?

Catsmile

Quote from: mv on April 23, 2018, 03:57:32 PM
fuuuuuck, i'll be doing the show ON a lawnmower.



# BeatzDoingAShowOnTheMaytag

Sean92008

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 23, 2018, 09:50:59 PM

In the Gabcast chatroom...Rosegirl thought MV was making disparaging remarks about HW...and had a fit, finally saying that he should get a lawyer.

Well, considering that Heather Leona Wade is a fuckcunt bitch who obviously was only good to breed for her coven, had a face for phone sex and had incestuous sex with the late Arthur Bell III...

She hasn't a case.

Catsmile

Quote from: chefist on April 23, 2018, 04:00:20 PM
I'll be checking the Pahrump paper in a few months for foreclosures on Desert Lane...pick up a bargain, who knows?

# IreneForecloseAndTakeBackOwnership
# DoubtABankWouldTouchHeathzCredit
# Stay Tuned!!!

Mels-hole1984

Only 4.99! Shit, she should be paying me to listen. Then maybe I'll think about accessing her "wormhole", but only of its shaved.

zeebo

This thread's been so crazy today, for a minute there I thought I saw popple.

Asuka Langley

Quote from: anon on April 23, 2018, 10:03:02 PM
fwiw: im told Art went out with a massive erection....

That's why it's taking so long for Heather to recover


ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on April 23, 2018, 10:08:54 PM
That was bequethed by the new Art Bell Foundation, right? By the Thunderbird School?
I believe so, to be alongside the Rose Girl College of Cat Care and Craziness

zeebo

Quote from: ItsOver on April 23, 2018, 10:15:14 PM
I believe so, to be alongside the Rose Girl College of Cat Care and Craziness

Is the Harry Potter goblin show thing happening w/ Lasha and MV?  Trying to plan my schedule here.

Sean92008

Quote from: bateman on April 23, 2018, 09:56:27 PM
That is ghoulish.

“Tell us what it was like to wake up to your husband the corpse.”

The way it sounded, Airyn wasn't there.  I mean next of kin weren't notified, right?  Even after 12 hours...

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on April 23, 2018, 10:13:12 PM
This thread's been so crazy today, for a minute there I thought I saw popple.
I know.  I'm surprised Camazotz hasn't resurfaced.

yoursongs

Quote from: anon on April 23, 2018, 10:03:02 PM
fwiw: im told Art went out with a massive erection....

That let's HW off the hook then.........

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on April 23, 2018, 10:17:09 PM
Is the Harry Potter goblin show thing happening w/ Lasha and MV?  Trying to plan my schedule here.
I don't think so but keep watching the posts.


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