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#391
Quote from: jazmunda on April 20, 2016, 06:25:58 PM
More like why wouldn't they? Duh.


Good point. Been down in your neck of the woods few times for work. One time had a real hard time getting ketchup for my burger. Finally guy say "oh you mean tomato sauce " said no that goes on pasta. He brings a bottle and I said excuse me what does this label say? Guy goes OH It Says KETCHUP ! And then laughed his ass off. Must say really love  your country  but you have some weird shit going on like  the practice of putting red beets on everything ...😛 
#392
Quote from: jazmunda on April 20, 2016, 06:19:00 PM





Have some weird shit down under, why do your clowns have cactus dicks?
#393
Quote from: GravitySucks on April 18, 2016, 05:44:30 AM
Hey Falkie, words of advice... No, you won't take advice, let's call it words of wisdom.

You say it is hard to remember details after 46 years, yet you try to interject details into your stories. Words like ASVAB don't just pop into someone's head. So here are the words of wisdom.

If you always tell the truth, then you only have one set of details to remember and those details are easier to remember because they are the truth.

When you expound on the truth or deviate from the truth (I am trying to avoid saying lie) to make the story (in your mind) more interesting, or to try and put yourself in a better light, now you have a dilemma.

Your noggin has to try to remember what the truth is and it has to remember what version of the story you told and who you told it to. That causes neural network exhaustion. Next time you tell the story, your mind starts having to remember if you told this story to this same person before and what version of the story did you tell them back then.

No wonder you can never find your glasses.


"In a sense, narcissists are out of touch with reality. They are not mentally ill, like a psychotic; they are just unwilling to acknowledge truth that doesn't match their preferences. While normal people can weigh events rationally and draw fair conclusions about themselves, narcissists do not. They lack the objectivity to live with reasonable insight because their need for self exaltation does not allow them to accept that their perceptions might not be the ultimate truth. Their idealized view of themselves blinds them as they try to make sense of life, particularly the elements in themselves that might be imperfect or that might require adjustments (and they never want to make adjustments)."
#394
Quote from: Who on April 17, 2016, 03:47:55 PM
I'll be taking my leave from Bellgab for now.  Tomorrow morning at 6:00 am I report to my local medical center to begin addressing some medical issues.  I hope to return to Bellgab sometime in May or June.

Be Well!
d



Good luck get well
#395
Quote from: Unscreened Caller on April 17, 2016, 11:11:52 AM
I was sent to Bell Labs in Princeton, NJ to train when I was a defense s/w engineer. I can assure everyone that no one walked in from the street at any IBM facility, much less walked in and "solved" a computer problem that IBM PhDs were working on. And yet, he couldn't manage a simple Skype call.

Another Walter Mitty fantasy.



Agree totally. I spent 35 years with top 50 DOW CO as SR IT Director. Been to multiple Bell Labs back in the day as well as IBM, Dell, HP, ATT and yes Flakie Mircosoft and Apple. I know for sure anything you say on technology is bullshit. By the way I worked many long hours to make "others" rich , like stockholders' but guess what? The trickle down effect worked wonders for me.... Stop , just Stop... Take a break, find your glasses.
#396
Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 15, 2016, 04:04:42 PM
John Muir ER has the records of EVERY visit I've ever had to both the Concord and Walnut Creek hospitals.
I just talked to them.
I went into Concord AND Walnut Creek about my back in February and March when Patty took me there and then Kathy drove me home at 11am after I was there from 4 am on.
I was barely doing videos at one point because I was screaming in pain and on 1-28 I received an email from a Bellgabber asking if I was going to co-host the Gabcast when Art Bell was going to be the guest the following week and I said no and explained my back issues and pain and said I doubted I would even be able to listen much less be on the show.
I'm certain that I can get the exact dates but without a car, it's a 3 hour bus ride and I am not inclined to do that merely in an attempt to disprove something that never happened in the first place.
On 2/7 I received an email from a Bellgabber asking me if I had listened to the Gabcast with Art and my reply was that I was AT my surgeon that day, got home late and was unable to listen.
We did not have wifi capability in our Prius nor does my IPad when I was IN the car and between 4:30 and 5:30 PM on that day both I and Kathy were discussing my swollen foot/back/sciatic nerve etc. with my surgeon and we then drove home via the Golden Gate Bridge and she did not leave me off here until sometime after 9 pm.
I was NOT using my IPad for anything that day unless I was replying to emails which I doubt.
I can get paperwork showing I was at the doctors office during the Art Bell Gabcast.
It NEVER happened.
Get over it and QUIT lying about it.
DPS shut up.




Who gives a fuck, get over yourself and go back to your safe little Bella Falkie Haven
#397
Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 11, 2016, 11:41:10 PM
NO.
I have asked for confirmation as to where you supposedly are posting these open posts.
No answer yet and asked you privately as I wanted to get your comment on it PRIVATELY and not start a fight or anything.
People will lie about others on here just to stir things up and cause trouble.
I did the courtesy of asking you what was your comment on the accusations.


Go back to your private thread you banned the creator of this one you fucking dickhead
#398
Quote from: MV on April 11, 2016, 04:43:07 PM
fucking no fucking kidding.  fuck.  i'm fucking sitting fucking right fucking here at my fucking office fucking needing to fucking leave and fucking failing to fucking do so.



That's more fuckings then I have done in a year
#399
Quote from: chefist on April 11, 2016, 04:28:46 PM
Honestly, this has bee a valuable lesson for everyone out there...when you extend a helping hand, don't automatically assume it won't be eaten off...I wish George all the best, but it is clear he is his own worst enemy...

For the record, I quit before I was banned! LOL  ;D



Oh no who is going to write his notes for him. Lay with dogs you will get fleas. 
#400
Quote from: brig on April 11, 2016, 03:07:58 PM
I think George just forgets where he is: YOU know, bellgab, where everyone can say whatever they want, and nobody is supposed to take it personally.  We ALL forget sometimes, even me.  :-[



Or, maybe George is just a jerkoff. Have no idea why you would let that asshole give you shit , F him tell him to F off and move on......  Or not.
#401
Quote from: Roswells, Art on April 10, 2016, 01:37:52 AM
I just never though he was married, that's all.



you already made him cry over his cats, whats next screaming in pain? Have you no heart ?   :) :)
#402
Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 09, 2016, 12:33:49 PM
Well, it needs some refinement for sure but pretty hard to deny that the guy has a certain amount of charm.



Yeah all the chewing and eating and drinking while talking was real charming.
#403
Quote from: VoteQuimby on April 08, 2016, 02:11:28 PM
Do you think a Falkie hosted GabCast is more worthy of pizza or teriyaki? This is the most pressing problem in my life at the moment.



Quart of Vodak and a barf bag should handle it.
#404
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 07, 2016, 09:25:27 AM
It's great to know he'll be posting medical stuff (confidential) about Kathy without being asked. Just as well it's no-one elses business, eh Senda? Any chance we can find out about your medical history? Oh wait...

But thanks for the 'he doesn't know who he's messing with' comment. Hilarious.



WTF did he take a bite out that cats back?
#406
Quote from: akwilly on April 05, 2016, 05:34:53 AM
Hey Falkie, I won both my bets (by a miracle). Am curious, I gave you the option to pick the over or under and the team. Which would you have taken? Why didn't you bet me? It was my cash against your belongings.


Fuck that was a great game, could not get any closer on the over/under
#407
Quote from: Meatie Pie on April 02, 2016, 02:55:23 PM
If I donate any more I'll be having to access the Internet from Starbucks, maybe even living there.

That PayPal debit did not go over well on the homestead.

One of you fools step up and donate.



Donate ? I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire ..
#408
Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 31, 2016, 07:36:48 AM
Question:

Why is Falkie continuing to post on this thread now that he has his own personal sandbox to mess about in? If he wants to go off and do his own thing, like a retarded Martin Luther, then let him, but he can't play two games at once. If he has made his own damp, squalid bed then he should be compelled to lie on it. That goes for all those people who have a skeleton key to Falkenberg's Fortress: you can't run with the fox and hunt with the hounds, you have to pick a side.

The Falkie thread is like the Catholic church in the 16th century: essentially corrupt but rather fun at the same time. We even have our set of holy texts: The Senda Chronicles (the final part of the Xmas Carol is due for completion in the next week or so, with "It's a Sendaful Life" in pre-production). IB is our Mary Magdalen (for obvious reasons), Meatie Pie looks like he is lining up the role of Judas (although I am just hoping that his flirtation with the Fortress was just a bit of Easter performance art and he really didn't take the thirty pieces of silver), while modesty forbids me from speculation about the identity of JC. I'm looking into the possibility of tax exemption status for the Falkie thread (hereinafter renamed 'The Church of Falkie') too, because I'm pretty sure we qualify, and I could use the cash to buy more Pokemons for the shrine. The Fortress lot (in honour of Falkie's lacklustre hygiene standards) will be referred from hereon in as the 'Grotestants'.

So, my Falkie thread brothers and sisters, what do we do? My initial idea was that we should have anyone who posts on the Fortress thread burned at the stake as a heretic, but I have had to reject that on practical rather than moral grounds (although anyone who happens to have a can of petrol and a match in the vicinity of Open Lines Gerry will have my blessing to follow their conscience). Now I am tending towards excommunication, something like a good old-fashioned Amish shunning. So, I propose we petition MV to lock the Falkie thread to anyone who is also a member of the Fortress. I think we have to nip this schism in the bud before the bloodletting has to start. You can't be a member of both, you have to be all in, for good or bad.

Part 4 will not be released until we get a ruling on this. So, what do you want, people? The forum equivalent of a homeless shelter, with Senda as head wino, spouting off about whatever tedious balls comes into his fat head and applauded by his posse of mindless sycophants? Or do you want the original Falkie thread, famous throughout throughout the internets as a laugh factory on steroids? Everyone knows that Falkie was the least interesting thing about the Falkie thread, so now it's time to bring matters to a head and lance this boil at once!

My erring friends, with repentance brings forgiveness. You will be welcomed back to the fold, like the lost sheep you are, and you will be allowed to participate in the Sendacrist once again (instead of the communion wafer and wine we use a hot dog and Walmart peach water), but you have to pledge allegiance to the Terrible Towel and turn your back on this despicable splinter group forever, at peril of your immortal souls.

G*d bless you!



Not that anyone really gives a shit what I think and although it pains me to say it I agree totally with Mr Vashtar. Nuke this thread completely of Senda and his misguided apostles , banish them to the cornfields.   
#409
Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on March 30, 2016, 04:37:51 PM
He doesn't have a daughter. If he does, she's like 3. Didn't you hear him call in to EODR? He sounds like he's in his late 20's early 30's. We've been had. There was probably no surgery, either.


Does that mean his son is not a gravedigger ? Damn if you can't believe Psycho Gerry who can you believe.....
#410
Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on March 30, 2016, 03:37:22 PM
To this point, it's serving only as a fortress, my friend.  I'm not aware of any f***ing going on.




So I guess you didn't pimp your daughter out to him yet need to keep working on that
#411
Quote from: VENUS FIREBALL XL5 on March 30, 2016, 11:04:53 AM
LETS GIVE HIM NO TIME SERVED, AS LONG AS HE DOES ONE SOON...
WE WANT GABCAST :'(


Please hit the little button that's says caps lock
#412
Quote from: area51drone on March 29, 2016, 01:27:53 AM
I disagree.  IF Who would pledge his allegiance to Sir George, I think he has it in his heart to forgive the man.  Sir George is a righteous and gracious master.


I pledge allegiance to the flab of the fattest man in America and to the assholes with which he stands one Flakie under Kathy with grifting and mooching forever .      Amen
#413
Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 28, 2016, 08:03:23 AM
I did not click on that because the description made it look as if it was a work of fiction, IMO.
As to your opinion of my intelligence and abilities, it has been placed in the circular file and flushed.


confused why you, and the big 3 , fish face bill etc are still posting here ?,  not enough interaction with your 3 or 4 members?  please stay on your private site that way you can not be abused.

MV time to kill this thread ? Is it not now redundant? 
#414
Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on March 17, 2016, 01:52:23 PM
I'll handle this one, George!

That man - George Senda - inspired a down-on-his-luck former drunk to get back on track with his life, to try to fix his shattered family, and to be grateful for what he has.  I owe a lot to George, and thank him for his friendship!



Is that before or after you tried to pimp your daughter out to him? Or when your son blew you off?  Or after the fake operation ? Funny my best friend had the same problem but he was in ICU for 5 weeks, almost died and is still a bit off after 2 years later. You recovered in 2 weeks. Amazing.  Well your best friend came back from the dead after 3 days and met Bill Gates and Nixon and Frank Sinatra so I guess it all must be true. You truly are worse that Falkie, my sense is he doesn't get it but you sure do.


 
#415
Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 14, 2016, 09:13:46 AM

"That is something provided in good faith by good people for the most indigent in society. In other words, people who go to churches for food have no choice, and no doubt feel humiliated at the thought of accepting charity. Unlike you, who never sees anything wrong with waddling your way through life with your hand out." 

"You're not out of work. You refuse to work. The only reason you have any pain is because you're too damn fat for your joints to support your lice-ridden carcass. You got some lousy doctor to support your bullshit excuses and you have been living high on the hog ever since off public charity. "

"The American taxpayer is providing the money for you to live like a slob and a mooch for the (hopefully brief) remainder of your squalid life. You are gaming the system every time you get your monthly check. You have done nothing vaguely useful your whole life, yet you pontificate on your videos as though you are a respectable member of society, rather than the miserable leech that you are."

"Why don't you contribute something to your own thread other than all this whining self-pity? It's all everyone else's fault" .



++1 -  you read my fucking mind



#416
Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on March 07, 2016, 06:49:29 PM
That's OK, everyone thought I was Max when I started posting here.


No you are much better looking I am a dog.   :)

#417
Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on March 07, 2016, 12:33:53 PM
Hahaha..now, I am a little bit familiar with Mr. Cassio as I have viewed a couple of his retorts on Youtube and I can quite assure you I am not he nor am I under the influence of any benzos.  However, after reading several pages of this thread's history, I plan on updating my tetanus, and maybe a shot of good 'ol PEN should I need it!


Hi Gerry how's it going
#418
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 30, 2016, 01:29:07 PM
Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on January 30, 2016, 09:01:00 AM



Where did you get this picture of Falkie as a young man?
#419
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 18, 2016, 11:43:47 AM
Quote from: GravitySucks on January 18, 2016, 11:37:12 AM
How do you handle driving on the wrong side with the wheel on the left side?  That would be the death of me for sure.


Taxi just getting away from the cold awhile
#420
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 18, 2016, 11:35:23 AM
Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on January 18, 2016, 09:59:00 AM
22 degrees here.  >:( :( :'(





At a pool US Virgin island ST Thomas 89 here... ha ha
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