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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on July 24, 2019, 01:29:46 AM
;)
They're getting harder to find.
GLP had a GNS thread too, but that's been gone for a while, and excluded from the wayback machine by request.

But this, this is classic...
;D

https://ghostofcoast.blogspot.com/2007/03/all-his-exes-live-in-sherman-oaks.html

Oh, and don't forget this stinking fraud.   ( Is Dave still shilling this ? )
https://www.sitejabber.com/reviews/paranormaldate.com

I read all 22 reviews of Snoorge's dating site. There were 21  one star reviews, and one 2 star review, written by very unhappy campers who felt they had been royally scammed. What on earth did they expect? These dim-bulbs apparently believe George is really a 'worker in the the light' because they were upset that Tangle-tongue's name had been used to perpetuate a scam. These fools still don't get that George views his fans as an atm machine.

I also think it is obvious that George has never written a word of any of the books that he 'co-authored'. I'm sure these authors approach his handlers with a deal to add his name to get a few more sales from his fans. George always agrees because he is a company man, and he can't pass up. a chance to make money. Genuine writers actually read books. George can't even be bothered to read the books of his guests, let alone read for knowledge and  pleasure. Genuine writers are familiar with words. When reading the news, George can't even decipher common words. Example: he pronounced writhing as 'withering'.

Jojo

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on July 25, 2019, 07:30:04 PM
I read all 22 reviews of Snoorge's dating site. There were 21  one star reviews, and one 2 star review, written by very unhappy campers who felt they had been royally scammed. What on earth did they expect? These dim-bulbs apparently believe George is really a 'worker in the the light' because they were upset that Tangle-tongue's name had been used to perpetuate a scam. These fools still don't get that George views his fans as an atm machine.

I also think it is obvious that George has never written a word of any of the books that he 'co-authored'. I'm sure these authors approach his handlers with a deal to add his name to get a few more sales from his fans. George always agrees because he is a company man, and he can't pass up. a chance to make money. Genuine writers actually read books. George can't even be bothered to read the books of his guests, let alone read for knowledge and  pleasure. Genuine writers are familiar with words. When reading the news, George can't even decipher common words. Example: he pronounced writhing as 'withering'.
Where does the money go.

For instance, his daughter's wedding looked extremely modest. She might read this so I don't want to give all my observations.  She may have had her reasons, or perhaps the look was her style.  There were only 2 photos, so I really don't know anyhow.  But... if they were representative, she is definitely not a spendthrift!  Well, for all I know it was all ordered from an expensive French magazine.  What would I know.

He wears the same discount watch he's worn for years.

Everything he owns is probably leased or a tax deduction, so pride of ownership is probably down-played.

He's still bitter about things women in his life gave away, which could have been profitable collectibles.  Usually only fruit that's not watered is bitter.....  so money might not be flowing as much as you'd think.

His credit was shot, when Here We Go Again posted it.  Debts to a bridal store!  At his age, oh my goodness.  Isn't there a statute of limitations or jubilee on that, because whatever wedding it was had to have been a long time ago.

He never talks about expensive hobbies.  No golf.

I suppose he put some of his children through college.  Room and board and all.  And maybe the same for that international baby he sponsored.

He doesn't seem to spend money on vanity.  Maybe he doesn't want to have to take the time to itemize the expenses, and doesn't want to just spring for them himself.

There must be medical sink holes somewhere.  No one works past 70 just to afford good alcoholic beverages.

Dateline

Rumor! Rumor! Rumor!  SHE is in Florida.  SHE is going to the Live Event.

Jojo

Quote from: Dateline on July 25, 2019, 10:23:37 PM
Rumor! Rumor! Rumor!  SHE is in Florida.  SHE is going to the Live Event.
Do you mean the attorney?

What state did Rosemary die in?  Surely he will go to the funeral.

Jojo

Maybe Feb You Wary is too much for George.  Does anyone think that he could get away with FebWary?  I think so.  Is there really any difference between FebWary versus the proper Febuary?


What's with their obsession with that Phaedra is my name song, sounds like LSD takin' music to me. I bet Jorch owns no CD/albums, the last one he bought was probably the Carpenters or the Ray Conniff singers in 1972.

He's a Twilight Zone episode, The Man with No Interests.


Now that I thought of The Carpenters what a killer number that Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft would be for George and his live show. It would rival William Shatner's Rocket Man performance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI7evpUyYT4

Jojo

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 26, 2019, 12:16:07 AM
What's with their obsession with that Phaedra is my name song, sounds like LSD takin' music to me. I bet Jorch owns no CD/albums, the last one he bought was probably the Carpenters or the Ray Conniff singers in 1972.

He's a Twilight Zone episode, The Man with No Interests.
Oh he has interests. They are usually wearing a two-piece...

Jojo

He said he was leaving for Florida last Monday night.  Where he had a 4 minute interview on 610AM.  I think he even said he was broadcasting from FL Tuesday night, and I thought I remembered him talking about the flight on Monday night.  Am I mistaken? 

Then tonight he said he is leaving for Florida.  Just can't pin him down.

When and where is Rosemary's funeral?



What part of punching an elderly man(the Morgus bit) is supposed to be funny?

LuLu

Quote from: Sixteen on July 26, 2019, 03:00:23 AM
He said he was leaving for Florida last Monday night.  Where he had a 4 minute interview on 610AM.  I think he even said he was broadcasting from FL Tuesday night, and I thought I remembered him talking about the flight on Monday night.  Am I mistaken? 

Then tonight he said he is leaving for Florida.  Just can't pin him down.

When and where is Rosemary's funeral?

He's probably trying to throw you off his trail so you won't pin him down.

albrecht

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on July 26, 2019, 11:40:36 AM
What part of punching an elderly man(the Morgus bit) is supposed to be funny?
It was never funny but saved us from a UFO Phil bit, and unfunny and faked shock-jock prank call about some old ladies beating up a guy in a roadrage, or an awful rendering of a Poe story by Norry.

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 26, 2019, 12:16:07 AM
What's with their obsession with that Phaedra is my name song, sounds like LSD takin' music to me. I bet Jorch owns no CD/albums, the last one he bought was probably the Carpenters or the Ray Conniff singers in 1972.

He's a Twilight Zone episode, The Man with No Interests.

More like the man who never had a genuine life. George will never retire (no matter how much money he has) because all he has is his job and his family.  Most people his age have at least three or four great personal stories from their lives. All George has are listener tales repeated over, and over and over again. George was the proto-type good boy, who became the company man.   When his contemporaries were off protesting and having wild adventures in the four corners of the planet, George had his nose to the grindstone, raising a family.

I doubt Snoorge has ever had an original or rebellious thought in his life. Even his support for natural medicine is tepid. Either orthodox medicine works, or it doesn't (It doesn't). People like George who say natural medicine and orthodox medicine work together and it's best to use both, either don't have the courage of their convictions, or are trying to cover their butts.

Does this mean I support Doc Wallet's MLM approach to good health? Not really. Twenty years ago I wanted to try one of his products. To buy it, I was forced to sign up as one of his multi-level marketers. The product was good, and it worked, but then I found something for two bucks that did the same thing as Wallets's 50 dollar product. I never sold any of his products. The worst "let them eat cake" statement I ever heard was from Wallet on C2C. A homeless guy with no place to cook asked how he could eat healthy.    "No problem",  Wallet replied. He had a supplement package for those who can't cook. As if a homeless guy could afford an expensive supplement package, or even had an address to send it to. I felt total disgust for Wallet at that moment.


Dateline

Quote from: Sixteen on July 25, 2019, 10:27:26 PM
Do you mean the attorney?

What state did Rosemary die in?  Surely he will go to the funeral.

His alleged transgender lover, whom he affectionately refers to as She'-She'.



I love listening to old Coast broadcasts because it's uncanny how literally nothing a guest on Coast has ever predicted has come to pass, not that I've heard. Listening to an old Art Bell show on KLBJ now, the guest is talking about Alzheimers Disease and how it is an epidemic, he is claiming it's not just older people though he does say that 70% of seniors do have AD but teenagers and 20 somethings are also developing Alzheimers and the likely culprit is 'losing minerals'. 


Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 27, 2019, 09:57:50 PM
I love listening to old Coast broadcasts because it's uncanny how literally nothing a guest on Coast has ever predicted has come to pass, not that I've heard. Listening to an old Art Bell show on KLBJ now, the guest is talking about Alzheimers Disease and how it is an epidemic, he is claiming it's not just older people though he does say that 70% of seniors do have AD but teenagers and 20 somethings are also developing Alzheimers and the likely culprit is 'losing minerals'. 


You mean last night's 1997-07-30 SIT with Italian Native American Robert Ghostwolf(aka Robert Andrew Franzone,  Robert Wolfe, Bobby Wolfe, Robert Parry)?
He had quite a few whoppers
-US government relocated to Arizona
-massive power failures in 1998
-pole shift by 2007
-climate disaster within 4 yrs.

I like the smaller calibre/rapidfire bullshit approach. Superior to the Dames 500lb mk82 baby-milk/killshot prediction fear porn because (due to the sheer volume) it's harder to remember all the failed predictions and thus be called out for it

ItsOver

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on July 28, 2019, 12:20:02 PM
You mean last night's 1997-07-30 SIT with Italian Native American Robert Ghostwolf(aka Robert Andrew Franzone,  Robert Wolfe, Bobby Wolfe, Robert Parry)?
He had quite a few whoppers
-US government relocated to Arizona
-massive power failures in 1998
-pole shift by 2007
-climate disaster within 4 yrs.

I like the smaller calibre/rapidfire bullshit approach. Superior to the Dames 500lb mk82 baby-milk/killshot prediction fear porn because (due to the sheer volume) it's harder to remember all the failed predictions and thus be called out for it
I tuned in just in time for the 2007 pole shift fail.  Good for grins.

ItsOver

Oh, boy.  Doc Wallet again.  ::)

Monday - July 29, 2019
HOST
George Noory
GUESTS
Dr. Joel Wallach

In the first half, Dr. Joel Wallach will discuss the human body and its ability to achieve natural healing without using modern medicine. Joel will show the benefits of natural remedies that aid in the body’s recovery from chronic conditions that plague Americans today.

What a pile of shit show C2C has become.  Thanks, Jorch.


Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 27, 2019, 09:57:50 PM
I love listening to old Coast broadcasts because it's uncanny how literally nothing a guest on Coast has ever predicted has come to pass, not that I've heard. Listening to an old Art Bell show on KLBJ now, the guest is talking about Alzheimers Disease and how it is an epidemic, he is claiming it's not just older people though he does say that 70% of seniors do have AD but teenagers and 20 somethings are also developing Alzheimers and the likely culprit is 'losing minerals'.

I listen to the old shows. on Paranormal Radio podcasts, and it's like you said, the predictions NEVER come true...tales of earthquakes, floods, and California breaking off....Y2K, etc.... and Ed Dames is positively embarrassing, and painful to listen to....   

ItsOver

Quote from: Liam the runner on July 28, 2019, 04:10:38 PM
I listen to the old shows. on Paranormal Radio podcasts, and it's like you said, the predictions NEVER come true...tales of earthquakes, floods, and California breaking off....Y2K, etc.... and Ed Dames is positively embarrassing, and painful to listen to....
Ha!  Yes.  It was entertaining, though, at least at the time, with the master of the night, Art Bell, at the controls.  With Jorch, it's just a droning bore-athon, or worse, when Doc Wallet or one of his minions turns C2C into an infomercial.

Dateline

Call the Doc, instead of going Kachooo! when Norry sneezes, he goes  Kaching! Kaching! Kaching! and quarters come out of de rear.

AvDaBr

Someone should call in to the good doc Monday and ask what supplements/minerals will help one's attention span, drive one to be intellectually curious, and help suppress the urge to giggle needlessly.  Then before hanging up, ask "Got that Jorch and Connie?"

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on July 28, 2019, 04:47:55 PM
Ha!  Yes.  It was entertaining, though, at least at the time, with the master of the night, Art Bell, at the controls.  With Jorch, it's just a droning bore-athon, or worse, when Doc Wallet or one of his minions turns C2C into an infomercial.
Import to note that the Norry version of the show, which often is an infomercial, also has commercials. Amazing. Even the most jaded executive in a mist-tunnel couldn't come up with commercials within commercials. 

I wonder how the "invasion" of Florida worked out? I hope he visited RCH's Miami Circle, took a Bermuda Triangle trip, or somehow latched on with "Sharkweek" and did some shark antics. 


I listened to 30 minutes of Connie Willis last night. She sets a whole new standard for 'awful', just in a league of her own. So bad I actually feel bad for her. How she got this weekend Coast gig is a mystery. She's a middle aged woman who's been in broadcasting her entire adult working life and in that field especially on the TV/video side middle age is a cliff for all but the top women. So she pretty obviously needed to find some niche where the bar was quite low to entry and the paranormal scene is about as low as it gets so she began to read and watch all things paranormal so she could present herself as legit, essentially following George Noory's career path. Coast idiots obviously fell for it or who knows maybe she offered Tommy and George sex for the opportunity.

So anyway I listened to a half hour before tapping out. She began with a 10 minute prostate massage of adulation about George, it was quite incredible, she called him a genius 'like even the name of his show Beyond Belief, can you believe that, it's the perfect name' and on and on about George's accomplishments. After a commercial she came back and literally took the next 15 minutes telling the EXACT SAME STORY she told the last time she hosted. WTF! But after retelling the same exact story it became apparent what she was up to. It seems she's taken quite a bit of criticism over that story. If you didn't hear it, Connie went out to do some real paranormal research on BigFoot. There's a guy named Jim who runs something called The Sasquatch Outpost, no doubt he's charging people as a BigFoot expert of some sort to camp out at some area known to be a hot spot for sasquatches. She's dumb enough to fall for it so she's out in the woods, she's in Jim's truck, gee I wonder why Connie gets to be in Jim's comfortable big truck while the others are camping in tents. And what do you know, what do you think Connie sees through the truck window, a massive thing, a creature, she's not sure what it is 'Bigfoot? Dogman?' 'his head was huuuuuuuge like really wide. and his ears, they were on the top of his head, like where the ears are on a teddy bear, his hair is tousled'.  And then he was gone, she was real shook, who wouldn't be. So she tries to sleep in the truck, then oh no Connie what the hell is happening 'the moon just went out like a switch turned it off. and then there were beams of light and these orbs of light'.  Incredible. So Connie continues her ditzy monologue and says 'gee I was expecting at least a few shows to reach out to me to talk about what I saw' but she was very disappointed that nobody did reach out. You can't be this self unaware can you? She continues on defending herself against naysayers but she doesn't mention who they are. This woman, a complete novice in a very dubious field/hobby already, goes out to do some field research and in one night not only comes face to face with BigFoot or Dogman but then just minutes later she's experiencing extra-terrestrial or intradimensional phenomena. This is like a person who's never golfed in their life making two holes-in-one in their very first round of golf. And she's stymied why people might not believe her. Nobody believes you because your story is preposterous and transparently a fraudulent one. For all I know Jim the Sasquatch guide dressed up as BigFoot and put on a light show and she really did see it - she's gullible and dumb enough to fall for that kind of scam. But more likely she made it all up thinking that would legitimize her in the paranormal world. The stories that resonate and intrigue people are those that come from people who have no preconceived knowledge or link to the paranormal scene, even with those kind of people you do question their authenticity, whether they are hoping to make money off a story or they are mentally ill and suffering from delusions or hallucinations but when somebody who's in this as a business/career is telling you of their fantastic personal experiences you can be pretty sure it's a con - a Whitley Strieber, who is either a total fraud or quite insane or both.

At least George hasn't stooped that low. Did Art ever recount any experiences of his own with paranormal phenomena?

Jimmy Church is cut from the same cloth as Connie, latecomers to the 'field' and desperate for legitimization. He tells the story of going out to that Contact in the Desert thing and going out with some people into the night and catching a dazzling display of UFOs, just incredible stuff dude.

It's all so similar to born again Christianity television evangelism, hucksters.



And I will guarantee you one thing -  George Noory did not come up with the name Beyond Belief for that show. Not a shred of creativity in his body, somebody else named the show.


AvDaBr

I remember Art recounting the time he and Ramona (I believe) witnessed the black triangle hovering over their vehicle.  Jorch claims to have experienced an astral travel as a kid. 

I wonder if Giggles will ever shut up about her B.S. "experience".

from her description of the creature she saw, this is close



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