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Quote from: Uncle Duke on December 01, 2015, 01:00:27 AM
Absolutely!  Another Bellgab field trip idea, the "Little Green Men Festival" in Kelly, KY.

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Then go south to  visit the home of the Bell Witch.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 01, 2015, 12:55:27 AM
John McLaughlin?  Man, I didn't know he rocked!  You wouldn't know it by watching his show.

It's magical when Pat Buchanan joins him on the bass.

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on December 01, 2015, 12:37:18 AM
Inhaled a whole fucking moth once. Jesus man.

Hopefully it wasn't a Luna.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on December 01, 2015, 12:32:32 AM
Dumb question here...does Mothman have mothlike wings?

Have you smelled mothballs?

Amy might be a wonderful gal, but she sounds ridiculous reading the "news" in that robotic voice.

To quote Warner Wolf:  If you picked the Patriots this week- YOU LOST!

Quote from: coaster on November 25, 2015, 04:38:13 PM
Anyone who says they are revealing hidden galactic truths needs a complete psychological evaluation.

Agreed.  Why couldn't tonight's show be cancelled?  This is so Noory you can smell the turmeric.

Quote from: Demontooth on November 18, 2015, 07:44:40 AM
Art getting distracted, starting and stopping, and bitching about mic noise is worse than the actual mic noise.

To top it off, he is the one who insists on Skype as a favorable means of communication.  I get the feeling one of these nights a guest is going to tell Art to stick Skype so far up his ass photon therapy won't reach it.

"So" is the new "like". 

As we all know ALL fundamentalist Christians live in the Southeast U.S..

Quote from: MichaelFromVA on November 03, 2015, 11:49:20 PM
Agreed.  He's really invested himself in this.

Don't want to play armchair psychologist, so I will.  He's said repeatedly that he hopes one day a story will come out validating his belief in ETs.  Maybe he hears the clock ticking and has some need for this to be that story.

Art wants this story to be about aliens so badly all reason has been cast aside.

Some things really shouldn't be available for public consumption.  It's really quite despicable.  I wonder what could be behind all this. 

Quote from: JamesMcDonald on October 15, 2015, 10:53:23 PM
Art likes to trash ISIS a lot, with good reason.  Uh, and how about the Ultra Zionists and the Christian right who are also crazy and believe that Armageddon is ok because they, too, believe that they are the chosen people??

Perhaps when they start systematically beheading, crucifying, burning, etc.  "infidels" we can actually equate them.

This guest answers questions like Noory asks them.

There's really no way to know, at least currently.  But I give little credence to poltergeist, or UFO, activity being manifestations of human psyche.

Denver is going to have to establish some semblance of a running game eventually.  I don't have a problem with winning ugly, since that's how things tend to trend late in the season.  But play-action has always been a major component of Manning's game, and at this point teams really have no reason to bite.

Quote from: GravitySucks on September 24, 2015, 11:20:19 PM
I hope the archive sounds better than tonight's live show.

The Internet must be having its bu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uffering problems.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 19, 2015, 09:53:57 AM
No, this has not always been the case, and to me it's poor sportsmanship and the ball shouldn't be awarded to the defense as a 'fumble' recovery when it happens.

I'm not sure when it started, I think players have always reached out and slapped the ball away when it wasn't properly protected, which is fine.  Then it got to be a thing to try to 'strip' the ball out of the ball carriers' hands late in a close game when the opponent had the lead and the ball and was running out the clock.  At some point, defenses started doing it the whole game, and instead of 'slashing' at the ball they started punching it as you mentioned.  I don't like it either.

I've seen plays when forward progress was stopped, a couple defenders would keep the ball carrier from going down while a couple other defenders tried to rip the ball out of his hands.  That isn't football.


I'm also tired of the pass defenders having their hands all over a receiver as they are running down the field together before the ball gets there.  When they show the replays, especially in slow-motion, the dumbass announcers declare it fine because both the defender and receiver are doing it.  Wrong, the receiver shouldn't have to keep trying to get the defenders hands off him.  They ought to throw the flag for pass interference every time there is any contact - maybe make it a lesser 5 or 10 yard penalty when the infraction isn't fully worthy of awarding the offense the ball way downfield, with the current PI rules the choice for the officials is awarding the ball to the offense way downfield, or no call at all.

You might be the only person I've ever seen complain about a lack of penalties against defenders.  Seems to me practically every new rule implemented the past couple decades has been geared toward making it damn near impossible to defend a receiver or making solid contact on a quarterback.  Illegal contact or holding is called quite often on defenses when the receivers are 5 yards or more past the line of scrimmage, and personal foul penalties have really gotten out of hand. 

Pat Buchanan would be an excellent guest.  Politics may not be everyone's favorite topic but the guy possesses an encyclopedic knowledge of the topic historically, at least covering the past five decades.  His views on other historical topics, especially World War II, are certainly worth a listen.

Moses Malone, legendary center for the NBA's Houston Rockets and Philadelphia 76ers most notably, and prior to that playing in the ABA, dies at the age of 60.

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/13645531/three-nba-mvp-moses-malone-dies-age-60

Quote from: WhiteCrow on September 12, 2015, 12:36:47 AM
So you want to live in a completely secular society that doesn't have the any influence from religions?

No religionist schools to offer an alternative to substandard public school districts?

If you've seen many of his posts you'd know he's being facetious.

Quote from: ManiacMatt on September 12, 2015, 12:25:28 AM
Most of the founding fathers were atheists (Franklin) and deists at best.  I believe Jefferson was a deist. Most were not Christians.

Are you just stirring the pot, or do you actually believe that?

Quote from: zeebo on September 05, 2015, 08:21:21 PM
I used to think he sucked since he's always complaining about lugging his cameras around, and over-dramatizing how perilous every moment is .... however, I've since come to realize he's the real thing ... as opposed to that Man v. Wild guy who's more of a flamboyant showman with his big filming crew and (I'm pretty sure) staged sequences. 

Thus if it really came down to nuts & bolts survival (not necessarily fun adventure or being comfortable), I'd go with Les hands down.  He'd be interesting to have on with Art.  I'll add him to my next suggestion list I'm working on.

Ha.  I used to get a chuckle over his constant complaints during the show as well.  But I do think he'll make a good guest, and would really like for Art to have him on.  Any anticipation I have for his appearance tonight is tempered by my near dread of Connie's annoying giggling, and all too frequent reminders of what show I'm tuned in to.

Davenport has always been gold as a guest when actually being interviewed.

Did the end of the Cold War cause global warming?

Don't remember ever hearing about the Kelly, KY UFO incident.  Now I want to hear more.

Quote from: Herbn-Legend on August 22, 2015, 11:08:59 PM
Wel now that im goin thru all this it iz odd. Herez wat happnd 2day, at the swap meet a volunteer fireman in his 60z came up 2 me. He said u remember couple yrz ago wen u wer talkn bout seeing a orb fly in the water. Hez all I REALY thot u wer a nut😨 but listen 2 this, i was there in the search group lookin 4 the missing girl couple daze ago.  I was ther in the 1st 30min after findin her. So she took a walk wen her dad was takin a nap, shez under 16. The search grid was expanded in a radius of 50milez. Dad was asleep mayb a hour😒 so y 50milez on a girl exploring hawaii cuz she just got here. they uzed heat seekerz in chopperz evrywer. 3 daze later they find her in some bushez way beyond wer she coud walk to, scared to death sayin over an over the orbz the orbz monsterz. Obviously in shock. So ther ya go, wat the fahk iz this all about?🙅 newspapers reported she was in need of medication an unavailable 4 comment😒😨😒now hawaii cant hav the tourist thinkin your guna b abducted for 3 daze wen u vizit. So this is bein BURIED  QUIK!

Art should do a show on that.

Quote from: CornyCrow on August 22, 2015, 03:26:31 PM
The entire globe is feeling the results of warming.  In the midEast temps were clocked at all time highs.  160 in some places.  A normal healthy person cannot live in temps of 130.  People are dying from the heat.  Fish are migrating northward.

Even most of those who stubbornly think that this is part of a 'normal' cycle admit that it is exacerbated by man's activities, so in either way, we can only win by taking measures to mitigate as much as we can.

I didn't believe that, and upon a little internet perusing that number was given (actually 165 in the article I read) as the heat index.  The temperature was 115.  134 F (Death Valley in 1913) remains the accepted record for highest recorded actual temperature.