The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Lilith]

Claims he was starving. Claims cats were starving. Has brand new Apple TV.

I know, Right?

The man obviously does not need money.  He has benefactors to indulge his champagne taste.

[bateman]

https://youtu.be/ttcUbIpzuF4

Literally the next day:




** Please feel free to refer back to this post the next 15 times he claims he's out of money and about to be out on the streets and forced to eat gravel.

[akwilly]

He doesn't shove his fingers up his ass, he delicately puts his butthole over his fingers to cocoon them in glorious warmth.  Hater!

like a koozy

[Lilith]

Right after receiving extra money from some dude on the internet.

Fuck this shit.

I can't even believe it...
I never thought I'd say this, but I truthfully do not like George right now.

[Big Chicken]

I can't even believe it...
I never thought I'd say this, but I truthfully do not like George right now.

Big Chicken has reached the end of the Falkie Freeway at warp speed


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiMaOmDtaYI

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Right after receiving extra money from some dude on the internet.

Fuck this shit.

people have been warned over and over within these 2K+ pages. even MV fell prey to senda's wicked ways.

[chefist]

Wait a goddamn minute! Who bought this for him?

There will be a "Martinez Tonight!" episode this Friday for God's sake...this can't go without a full investigation...

[bateman]

I can't even believe it...
I never thought I'd say this, but I truthfully do not like George right now.

Because you budget your money like any responsible adult while he rewards himself with toys paid for by the taxpayers and gullible 'supporters'.

[Lilith]

Wait a goddamn minute! Who bought this for him?

There will be a "Martinez Tonight!" episode this Friday for God's sake...this can't go without a full investigation...

Somebody must have, surely he can't afford to buy this himself.  And whats worse, I just looked Apple TV up, and even though George says he doesn't have to hook it up to internet, it has an ethernet hookup, so he does.  It also looks like you have to purchase "viewing".  I don't suppose he was ever planning on letting his internet lapse, if he knew that apple TV package was on the way...


http://www.apple.com/apple-tv/specs/

[Big Chicken]

Somebody must have, surely he can't afford to buy this himself.  And whats worse, I just looked Apple TV up, and even though George says he doesn't have to hook it up to internet, it has an ethernet hookup, so he does.  It also looks like you have to purchase "viewing".  I don't suppose he was ever planning on letting his internet lapse, if he knew that apple TV package was on the way...


http://www.apple.com/apple-tv/specs/

Or the fact that you can get a Roku that handles many of the same functions for $30

Flush. The. Bloat.

[Lilith]

Because you budget your money like any responsible adult while he rewards himself with toys paid for by the taxpayers and gullible 'supporters'.

You know bateman, I almost always see the funny side of things, but in this case, I don't see anything funny about George getting an apple TV, a $300 modem, and books, after all the recent sad stories about his cats and his internet.  I'm kind of in shock, and that doesn't happen to me often.

What a creep!

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

senda agrees with this caller... if not in words... then by his actions.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwQh9ePGt5I

[Lilith]

Or the fact that you can get a Roku that handles many of the same functions for $30

Flush. The. Bloat.

Yeah, Champagne taste, beer budget.

Wait, NO budget, begs instead.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

You know bateman, I almost always see the funny side of things, but in this case, I don't see anything funny about George getting an apple TV, a $300 modem, and books, after all the recent sad stories about his cats and his internet.  I'm kind of in shock, and that doesn't happen to me often.

What a creep!

i'm proud of ya kid! 

[Lilith]

i'm proud of ya kid! 

Thanks 

It's weird, cuz I'm actually upset, when I really shouldn't care at ALL.

[Big Chicken]

Thanks 

It's weird, cuz I'm actually upset, when I really shouldn't care at ALL.

Yeah Baby!   Big Chicken definitely can sympathize.


Flush.  The.  Bloat.

[MAX]

https://youtu.be/ttcUbIpzuF4

Literally the next day:




** Please feel free to refer back to this post the next 15 times he claims he's out of money and about to be out on the streets and forced to eat gravel.

Hopefully by then he will change his shirt

[Big Chicken]

Hopefully by then he will change his shirt

And wash his hands.   

[albrecht]

senda agrees with this caller... if not in words... then by his actions.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwQh9ePGt5I

Ha, I heard that call live. It caused a lot of interesting talk radio callers that morning and even into the afternoon! I think she might have been the fat "lady" I witnessed at a local convenience store who threw open the door and yelled at the Paki owner/worker "DO YOU ACCEPT EBT?!!??!" He chuckled and replied, shaking his head and laughing, "Yes, yes, EBT, EBT." She then went to the freezer grabbed several pints of Haagen-Daaz ice cream and threw them on the counter. I left and saw a crappy, beat- up van parked in the handicap space driven by a skinny, tattooed guy smoking cigarettes.
ps: I miss Sgt. Sam, he has retired and left town.

[bateman]

https://youtu.be/m92eEA-XWM4

[starrmtn001]

https://youtu.be/m92eEA-XWM4

Did falkie procreate?

[Yorkshire pud]

Claims he was starving. Claims cats were starving. Has brand new Apple TV.

Your point? 

[Yorkshire pud]

I can't even believe it...
I never thought I'd say this, but I truthfully do not like George right now.

Printed as a screen saver.

[Big Chicken]

Did falkie procreate?

"I don't wanna die working"   WTF?  Did she apply to be point man for Seal Team Six?

[Yorkshire pud]

Wait a goddamn minute! Who bought this for him?

There will be a "Martinez Tonight!" episode this Friday for God's sake...this can't go without a full investigation...

If I call in (IF!), you might need a four second delay.

[Bart Ell]

Or the fact that you can get a Roku that handles many of the same functions for $30

Flush. The. Bloat.

Or you get an android box, slap a popular build of kodi on it and have every tv show and movie ever made for zero dollars a month. Live tv? They got you covered, too. 

20 days before the apple tv is at the pawn shop visiting his other toys.

[Yorkshire pud]

senda agrees with this caller... if not in words... then by his actions.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwQh9ePGt5I

But Senda isn't a socialist; he's a fiscal conservative.

[Lilith]

Or you get an android box, slap a popular build of kodi on it and have every tv show and movie ever made for zero dollars a month. Live tv? They got you covered, too. 

20 days before the apple tv is at the pawn shop visiting his other toys.

I wonder what will happen to those cute little silver pieces that littlechris sent him?

[Happier Times are Coming]

Then if he was physically able to turn right round and to do what dogs do, his tooth wouldn't have infected?

UPPER RIGHT !!!
UPPER RIGHT !!
(I damn near "had an accident")
THIS IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST FALKIE POST I HAVE READ IN QUITE AWHILE !

[Bart Ell]

I wonder what will happen to those cute little silver pieces that littlechris sent him?

Cat eats them.
Cat needs operation.
Cat operation grift begins.
Slothie gets new toys while using a series of 99 cent store magnets to try and get his silver out of the cat.