Art Bell

[creepygreenlight]

That's all I get?  No mentally-ill ramblings about children and stuff?

You're much more fun when you're off the meds, I'm truly disappointed in you.  Skip a few pills and come back when you're ready to show us your mental illness again.

[ZaZa]

That's all I get?  No mentally-ill ramblings about children and stuff?

You're much more fun when you're off the meds, I'm truly disappointed in you.  Skip a few pills and come back when you're ready to show us your mental illness again.

OK, here you go....
I'm actually shocked that Art Bell (your rotten hero) didn't sued his children yet ... for almost ruining his radio career and becoming wealthy
just by the mere fact that they were born. But at the last moment Art found a solution, he just abandoned them
and got for himself bunch of piss stinking cats and Art was rolling towards fame and wealth.

But don't lose your hope you Art's ass kissers, that mean spirited fucker can file a lawsuit from his death bed, he is that fucked up that old drama Queen.   

[creepygreenlight]

Awww yiss, that's much much better. 

You're much more fun when you're batshit-fucking-crazy and spilling your nonsensical daddy issues out for the world to see.

Keep 'em coming!

[paladin1991]

Awww yiss, that's much much better. 

You're much more fun when you're batshit-fucking-crazy and spilling your nonsensical daddy issues out for the world to see.

Keep 'em coming!

[ZaZa]

ART BELL,
I have an idea for you.
Why don't you buy BellGab from MV and you can shut it down for good.
No more posts about you and your past and your character.
That way your daughter Asia Bell can not find this gem, otherwise she will find it sooner or later by googling your name,
her or her friends will be interested to learn about her famous father Art Bell radio host and eventually Asia Bell will end up on BellGab in your thread.

But be prepared Art that MV might be asking premium price for this "gem" of a forum knowing that you are buying it.
Unless you will do it 'incognito' just by involving your blood sucking lawyers.

[ItsOver]

ART BELL,
I have an idea for you.
Why don't you buy BellGab from MV and you can shut it down for good.
No more posts about you and your past and your character.
That way your daughter Asia Bell can not find this gem, otherwise she will find it sooner or later by googling your name,
her or her friends will be interested to learn about her famous father Art Bell radio host and eventually Asia Bell will end up on BellGab in your thread.

But be prepared Art that MV might be asking premium price for this "gem" of a forum knowing that you are buying it.
Unless you will do it 'incognito' just by involving your blood sucking lawyers.

Bell should team up with Jorch for the big buy from MV.  That way, they'd both "Get it."

[luicfer6G6]

Theones/zaza parents abandoning theone

[ZaZa]

Art Bell is only slightly less worthless than the president. Like Falkie, a low-info voter.

Meatie Pie /aka/ 3OctaveFart,
interesting statement. I have to think about it

[sendafan2013]

rumor is Art Bell - the great one - is coming back on air tonite.  he will spake about recent issues and update fans.  hear is where you heard it first,  welcome

[ZaZa]

rumor is Art Bell - the great one - is coming back on air tonite.  he will spake about recent issues and update fans.  hear is where you heard it first,  welcome

is Art in hospital ?

[ge30542]

Must mean Thursday the 3rd. Cause I just tuned in and heard only a female idiot, no Art.

[ZaZa]

Must mean Thursday the 3rd. Cause I just tuned in and heard only a female idiot, no Art.

that's Art, don't you know that he was transforming, he even grew a pair of killer tits

[ACE of CLUBS]

Art ...
Why don't you buy BellGab from MV ?
No more posts about you and your past and your character.

But be prepared Art that MV might be asking premium price for this 'gem' of a forum knowing that you are buying it.

MV will quip ...... "Art gets it"

[WOTR]

that's Art, don't you know that he was transforming, he even grew a pair of killer tits

Soooo... This is what they mean when they tell you to "grow a pair?"

[ge30542]

MV will quip ...... "Art gets it"

Excellent! Well played.

[ZaZa]

MV will quip ...... "Art gets it"

LOL. very good line

[ZaZa]

Soooo... This is what they mean when they tell you to "grow a pair?"

Lol.
this is funny actually

[ZaZa]

I feel bad news coming from Pahrump.
Something dark.

[luicfer6G6]

Art and MV burying theone in the kingdom of nye

[ZaZa]

No Art, it is not free. I charge $9.95 an hour to be subjected to that show.

Roswells, Art
at that rate I like to 'book' you for the whole night

[ge30542]

No Art, it is not free. I charge $9.95 an hour to be subjected to that show.

$ 9.95 per hour? Thats reletively cheap, Heather charges $ 9.95 for the first three minutes.

[Juan]

I'm beginning to believe SR-71 lusts for and fears Heather.

[Jackstar]

I'm exposing your hero for what he is

Twenty-Five Rules of Disinformation

Note: The first rule and last five (or six, depending on situation) rules are generally not directly within the ability of the traditional disinfo artist to apply. These rules are generally used more directly by those at the leadership, key players, or planning level of the criminal conspiracy or conspiracy to cover up.

1. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.  Regardless of what you know, don't discuss it -- especially if you are a public figure, news anchor,  etc. If it's not reported, it didn't happen,  and you never have to deal with the issues.
2. Become incredulous and indignant.  Avoid discussing key issues and instead focus  on side issues which can be used show the topic  as being critical of some otherwise sacrosanct group or theme. This is also known as the  'How dare you!' gambit.
3. Create rumor mongers.  Avoid discussing issues by describing all charges, regardless of venue or evidence, as mere rumors and wild accusations. Other derogatory terms mutually exclusive of truth may work as well. This method which works especially well with a silent press, because the only way the public  can learn of the facts are through such 'arguable rumors'. If you can associate the material with the Internet, use this fact to certify it a 'wild rumor' from a 'bunch of kids on the Internet' which can have no basis in fact.
4. Use a straw man. Find or create a seeming element of your opponent's   argument which you can easily knock down to make  yourself look good and the opponent to look bad. Either make up an issue you may safely imply exists based on your interpretation of the opponent/opponent arguments/situation, or select the weakest aspect of the weakest charges.  Amplify their significance and destroy them in a way which appears to debunk all the charges, real and fabricated alike, while actually avoiding discussion of the real issues.
5. Sidetrack opponents with name calling and ridicule.  This is also known as the primary 'attack the messenger'  ploy, though other methods qualify as variants of that approach. Associate opponents with unpopular titles such as 'kooks', 'right-wing', 'liberal', 'left-wing', 'terrorists', 'conspiracy buffs',  'radicals', 'militia', 'racists', 'religious fanatics',  'sexual deviates', and so forth. This makes others  shrink from support out of fear of gaining the same label, and you avoid dealing with issues.
6. Hit and Run. In any public forum, make a brief attack of your opponent or the opponent position and then scamper off before an answer can be fielded, or simply ignore any answer. This works extremely well in Internet  and letters-to-the-editor environments where a steady stream of new identities can be called upon without having to explain criticism, reasoning -- simply make an accusation or other  attack, never discussing issues, and never answering any subsequent response, for that would dignify the opponent's viewpoint.
7. Question motives. Twist or amplify any fact which could be taken to imply that the opponent operates out of a hidden personal  agenda or other bias. This avoids discussing issues and forces the accuser on the defensive.
8. Invoke authority. Claim for yourself or associate yourself with authority and present your argument with enough 'jargon' and 'minutia' to illustrate you are 'one who knows', and simply say it isn't so without discussing issues or demonstrating concretely why or citing sources.
9. Play Dumb. No matter what evidence or logical argument is offered, avoid discussing issues except with denials they have any credibility, make any sense, provide any proof, contain or make a point, have logic, or support a conclusion. Mix well for maximum effect.
10. Associate opponent charges with old news. A derivative of the straw man -- usually, in any large-scale matter of high visibility, someone will make charges early on which can be or were already easily dealt with - a kind of investment for the future should the matter not be so easily contained.) Where it can be foreseen, have your own side raise a straw man issue and have it dealt with early on as part of the initial contingency plans. Subsequent charges, regardless of validity or new ground uncovered, can usually then be associated with the original charge and dismissed as simply being a rehash without need to address current issues -- so much the better where the opponent  is or was involved with the original source.
11. Establish and rely upon fall-back positions.  Using a minor matter or element of the facts, take the 'high road' and 'confess' with candor that some innocent mistake, in hindsight, was made -- but that opponents have seized on the opportunity to blow it all out of proportion and imply greater criminalities which, 'just isn't so.' Others can reinforce this on your behalf, later, and even publicly 'call for an end to the nonsense' because you have already 'done the right thing.' Done properly, this can garner sympathy and respect for 'coming clean' and 'owning up' to your mistakes without addressing more serious issues.
12. Enigmas have no solution.  Drawing upon the overall umbrella of events surrounding the crime and the multitude of players and events, paint the entire affair as too complex to solve. This causes those otherwise following the matter to begin to lose interest more quickly without having to address the actual issues.
13. Alice in Wonderland Logic. Avoid discussion of the issues by reasoning backwards or with an apparent deductive logic
which forbears any actual material fact.
14. Demand complete solutions. Avoid the issues by requiring opponents to solve the crime at hand completely, a ploy which works best with issues qualifying for rule 10.
15. Fit the facts to alternate conclusions.  This requires creative thinking unless the crime  was planned with contingency conclusions in place.
16. Vanish evidence and witnesses.  If it does not exist, it is not fact, and you won't have to address the issue.
17. Change the subject. Usually in connection with one of the other ploys  listed here, find a way to side-track the discussion with abrasive or controversial comments in hopes of turning attention to a new, more manageable topic. This works especially well with companions who can  'argue' with you over the new topic and polarize the discussion arena in order to avoid discussing more key issues.
18. Emotionalize, Antagonize, and Goad Opponents. If you can't do anything else, chide and taunt your opponents and draw them into emotional responses which will tend to make them look foolish and overly motivated, and generally render their material somewhat less coherent. Not only will you avoid discussing the issues in the first instance, but even if their emotional response addresses the issue, you can further avoid the issues by then focusing on how 'sensitive they are to criticism.'
19. Ignore proof presented, demand impossible proofs. This is perhaps a variant of the 'play dumb' rule.  Regardless of what material may be presented by an opponent in public forums, claim the material irrelevant  and demand proof that is impossible for the opponent to come by (it may exist, but not be at his disposal, or it may be something which is known to be safely destroyed or withheld, such as a murder weapon.) In order to completely avoid discussing issues, it may be required that you to categorically deny and be critical of media or books as valid sources, deny that witnesses are acceptable, or even deny that statements made by government or other authorities have any meaning or relevance.
20. False evidence. Whenever possible, introduce new facts or clues designed and manufactured to conflict with opponent presentations -- as useful tools to neutralize sensitive issues or impede resolution. This works best when the crime was designed
with contingencies for the purpose, and the facts cannot be easily separated from the fabrications.
21. Call a Grand Jury, Special Prosecutor, or other  empowered investigative body. Subvert the (process) to your benefit and effectively neutralize all sensitive issues without open discussion. Once convened, the evidence and testimony are required to be secret when properly handled. For instance, if you own the prosecuting attorney, it can insure a Grand Jury hears no useful evidence and that the evidence is sealed and unavailable to subsequent investigators. Once a favorable verdict is achieved, the matter can be considered officially closed. Usually, this technique is applied to find the guilty innocent, but it can also be used to obtain charges when seeking to frame a victim.
22. Manufacture a new truth. Create your own expert(s), group(s), author(s), leader(s) or influence existing ones willing to forge new ground via scientific, investigative, or social research or testimony which concludes favorably. In this way, if you must actually address issues, you can do so authoritatively.
23. Create bigger distractions. If the above does not seem to be working to distract from sensitive issues, or to prevent unwanted media coverage of unstoppable  events such as trials, create bigger news stories (or treat them as such) to distract the multitudes.
24. Silence critics. If the above methods do not prevail, consider removing opponents from circulation by some definitive solution so that the need to address issues is removed entirely. This can be by their death, arrest and detention, blackmail or destruction of theircharacter by release of blackmail information, or merely by destroying them financially, emotionally, or severely damaging their health.
25. Vanish. If you are a key holder of secrets or otherwise overly illuminated and you think the heat is getting too hot, to avoid  the issues, vacate the kitchen.

[ZaZa]

Way TL;DR

[Richard Groyper]

rumor is Art Bell - the great one - is coming back on air tonite.  he will spake about recent issues and update fans.  hear is where you heard it first,  welcome

Did he come back last night, or nah?

[chefist]

Did he come back last night, or nah?

He's been using that hook since MITD started..."Tune in, you might here me." HA!

[luicfer6G6]

Did he come back last night, or nah?

He got side tracked flying his drone over local brothels.

[Richard Groyper]

He's been using that hook since MITD started..."Tune in, you might here me." HA!

well, i figured. cheers, Mr. Bell, you're the ultimate catfish man.

[Richard Groyper]

He got side tracked flying his drone over local brothels.

hmm...always on the prowl. the man's a sexual tyrannosaurus.

[chefist]

well, i figured. cheers, Mr. Bell, you're the ultimate catfish man.

Ha! yup