Reality Shows You Would Watch

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

World's Deadliest Time Share Resorts
Extreme Bordello Makeover
Real Dominatrices of Amish Country
Ultimate Clown Fighting
Bloodiest Karaoke Brawls

[onan]

Hoarders: diarrhea edition

[Albemuth]

Drinking With The Stars
Dance Moms on Crystal Meth
Ghost Hunters with AK-47s
Storage Whores
When Bellgabbers Attack

[onan]

Newlyweds, George and Tommy

[wr250]

as bellgab turns

[Yorkshire pud]

Wild Male Chimp shaving challenge.

Across Atlantic Ocean swimming race (tag teams).

Blind dating for nuns and monks.

Celebrity keel hauling under aircraft carriers.

Celebrity sneak up on a pride of lions in the bush-bonus points for not being spotted in the first twenty seconds.

[Gd5150]

Strap a Go-pro to Kim Kardashians butt.

[Yorkshire pud]

Strap a Go-pro to Kim Kardashians butt.

KIm Kardashian over Niagara falls in a barrel.

[Eddie Coyle]

    Sneezing Into The Salad Bar
    Hidden Camera Inside Women's Toilet (Euro edition, I'm not Casio)
    Day In The Life of A Frankie Goes To Hollywood Groupie
    Bernie Goetz Feeds Critters At The Park
    Subway Frotteurism After Dark

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

KIm Kardashian over Niagara falls in a barrel.

I'm all for the first part, but there's no need to waste a perfectly good barrel.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm all for the first part, but there's no need to waste a perfectly good barrel.

I take your point; but it would have the Schrödinger's cat element of suspense about it. Which means we'd need to add a radioactive element and poison.

Yeah, scrap the barrel, just sling her over.

[wr250]

Reality Shows You Would Watch

anything where the winner gets assaulted by both nooron trying to talk live on the  radio and ufophil singing his songs.

[Albemuth]

American Ayhuasca Pickers
Finding ISIS
My Water Moccasin From Hell
Festering, Oozing STDs of the Stars (with Dr. Drew)
Ice Road DWI Truckers

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I take your point; but it would have the Schrödinger's cat element of suspense about it. Which means we'd need to add a radioactive element and poison.

Yeah, scrap the barrel, just sling her over.

A nice variation on that would be the Celebrity D-List 20,000 Foot Free Fall Escape Challenge - Odious celebrity bottom feeders are tossed from a plane at 20,000 feet and have to escape from handcuffs in order to pull the ripcords on their parachutes.

[Yorkshire pud]

Finding the source of the Amazon on stilts.

Morbidly obese rolling down hill races into oil filled trenches.

High board diving onto railings.

[wr250]

the lifetime networks challenge.
the winner is they who can continuously watch the lifetime networks without losing his/her sanity. the losers will be subjected to clashic  noory c2c am shows and be delegated to be a serial fri night caller and ufophil lover.

[Yorkshire pud]

the lifetime networks challenge.
the winner is they who can continuously watch the lifetime networks without losing his/her sanity. the losers will be subjected to clashic  noory c2c am shows and be delegated to be a serial fri night caller and ufophil lover.

Or nothing to do with either?

[wr250]

Or nothing to do with either?

the contestants will volunteer better by force ...

[Kelt]

Inside The Big Tit Bangkok Whorehouse

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Toddlers and Tiaras Steel Cage Death Match

[wr250]

Toddlers and Tiaras Steel Cage Death Match

no that would make mean babies.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Coast to Coast AM: Mars Colony Edition

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Dancing With the Fadernauts
Who Wants to Marry John B. Wells?

[cweb]

World's Most Painful Dick Punches
Midget Hunters
Double Dare: Gravy Edition
Spacewalk to Uranus
Ed Dames Remote Views When Fast Food Joints Make His Food
Lotion Wars

[RealCool Daddio]

    Subway Frotteurism After Dark

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[bateman]

Inner City High School Janitors

[Eddie Coyle]

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    You've taken my awful idea and made it even worse. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Coast to Coast AM: Survivor

Never mind Mars.  I'd like to see them make it in the real world.

[wr250]

Coast to Coast AM: Survivor

Never mind Mars.  I'd like to see them make it in the real world.

no mars. then noorons contract would end.

[zeebo]

Squirrels Gone Wild.