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Quote from: K_Dubb on September 13, 2022, 08:49:41 PMMike Lindell: Feds Seized My Cellphone at Hardee's

Time to start building pillow forts u guys 

I wonder if the people who make his overpriced crap have been laid off yet? As Mike Pillow gets ready to present his voter fraud evidence for the 19th month running!   

The cheque is in the post model.

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 25, 2022, 11:33:52 AMAll the trumplets get in on the scam 




Yes and I am the prince de Polignac bow down to me bishes

Her tantrum was something to behold! She won...because she said so! Drump's delusion rubs off  onto his chattles. Poor cow, she'll have a nice mug of cocoa and get tucked in with her teddy bear..

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 07:54:56 PMBecauee you said so?

Oh, fuck, you even more guilable twat!   

Hey, roll with it barbie, if it keeps your rage going...have it.

If you post a video to say we'll get hit by another planet in 2012: spoiler alert, it didn't happen either.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 07:52:10 PMIf you had watched the video you would know that they just voted to not have to report on global arms sales anymore, you uninformed moron.

Because a video said so?

Oh fuck, you guilable twat!   

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 07:24:53 PMEven the title informs you that he's hiding ARMS SALES! Understand now, gramps?

I'm embarrassed for you, no really. A Brit having to tell you how things work in the US legislature. 

Only Congress can approve arms sales..and no, not just a simple majority, or with the VP's casting vote.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 12:57:44 PM

Doesn't look as if he's hiding to me...

Trump on the otherhand...

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 10, 2022, 06:08:09 PM

No they weren't. They were served with subpeonas. About 40 in the last two weeks..including two former WH lawyers, who no doubt are lawyering up! The beltway interpretation of MAGA is apparently: Making Attorneys get attorneys. 

But don't let fact get in the way of a vid posting.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 13, 2022, 05:07:43 AMWell of course you maundering old windbag. I suspect they just won't refer to her properly...

I suspect, 'coniving marriage wrecker' wouldn't go well when being introduced at banquets.

In that vein, Chuck was referred to as a widower after Diana's death. They were divorced before then. That was a craven get out by the commentators, because 'divorcee' didn't have the tone they tried to convey.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 12, 2022, 08:50:38 PMI'm just not going to fall for your strawman attempts because, as Jackstar would point out, I'm better than that

Nnnnnnna. No you're not. It isn't possible to be better at anything and think the sun shines out of drumps ass. That isn't something you can avoid; you chose your path, own the fucker.

QuoteP.S. Don't tell me what I'm OK with.

See above.

Meanwhile I'll tell you anything I want to barbie.

Quote from: Jackstar on September 12, 2022, 08:46:20 PMDo you really still present topics for cogent discussion this way? Dude. Isn't it time to grow up? You're better than this. I know you are.

Maybe you're sandbagging. These days; I'll allow it.


REMEMBER: future historians are going to read this, and judge you. Fair warning.

Is that for a John Titor thread?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 12, 2022, 08:44:48 PM^^^^^^^^
Hissyfit

I'll take that as you got nothin. (And Americanism I picked up)

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 12, 2022, 12:02:51 AMWhat about the baby's rights?

So you're okay with girls who being the victims of rape and incest and women being raped made to give birth? You're okay with women who have miscarriages being unable to clear the feotus because guess what; The same drugs used for abortions are used in treating miscarriages too. How are you on the general ownership of women by christo fascists dressed up as legislators? I thought GOP were anti big government? Seems they are but will make an exception to control what women can and can't do with their own bodies. How about if men were forbidden to ejaculate because of all that sperm murder? Unfair?

The irony is they're so pro life up to the point of birth, then hey baby, you're on your own. Affordable childcare while your mother goes to work? Forget it. Been the victim of poverty? Tough. School can't put books in the library through fear of upsetting the Proud Boys who will burn them anyway? Those are the breaks.
 I shouldn't complain about this fascist Supreme Court inspired 'agenda' because it will lose the election for the trumpers. And who will they blame then?

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 12, 2022, 08:04:35 AMThe procession in Edinburgh is running about five minutes late, they even have some fuckers firing a minute gun way up on the castle to try to keep them on schedule this time but to no avail, how embarrassing for @pud after the fuss he made

A mere setback. I watched the procession before I left for work this morning. What struck me was how many people were there. And the Cathedral is open all night to allow the mourners to pay their respects.

We'll never know but I wonder if the Queen knew her time was near and went to Balmoral to die, knowing that if she died in England, no way would she be taken back to Scotland.

Mike 'my pillow' Lindell's last store has closed in Minissota. He's still going to face Dominion voting systems in court who are suing him for defamation. The suit actually cites him defaming to boost sales of his pillows/slippers/crap.

However, it seems the former crack addict and former friend of drump, is looking at losing it all. His pillow sales have dropped faster than a grand piano down an elevator shaft and he's haemoraging money very quickly. The forthcoming litigation will finish him..then what? Drump bale him out? Unlikely.

The book title "Everything Trump touches, dies" is spot on.

Quote from: BobGrau on September 11, 2022, 07:07:34 PMThis is the sort of paragraph that a person on Buckfast will try to express to you. On the bus. When you're going to work. In your police uniform.

It's like meth that makes you sleepy, too.

Do the police routinely go to work on the bus? In the 70's Jasper Carrot did a thing about 'the nutter on the bus'. Oh those wuz the dayz.

Quote from: BobGrau on September 11, 2022, 03:49:25 PMAn English friend with a very distinctive accent (think Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf) went to University in Glasgow - he said he always carried a bottle of Buckie, so he could make friends with the various nutcases who wanted to kill him.

Isn't Buckfast that dreadful concoction, brewed by the monks at Buckfastleigh in Devon? That abbey took centuries to build with no more than about a dozen working on it at any one time..Though the time was probably more to do with the pious masons being to use the vernacular "Out of their tree".

Reminds me a little of one of SV's acquaintances; Hailed from Dumbarton or a similar forsaken hole. A thin, bearded bachelor, Crispen Gandoon his name, who I believe could speak several languages and versed in Ancient Greek. And no slouch in the arts of Taekwondo, Karate and Judo. Naturally a black belt second dan in all three. He also surprisingly (His father being a Presbyterian minister) drank like a fish, and Buckfast was his favourite tipple. I think that was the demise of the relationship with SV because being 'a light weight' SV either wouldn't nor could keep apace of the rapidly inebriating Crispin.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 11, 2022, 09:42:50 AMThat is difficult to swallow.  So you are saying they are a bunch of clueless yobs who happened to take a break from their Sunday debauchery, deep-frying their scones and their tatties their kippers and their porridges and their nan's old knickers when they ran out of everything else to wander out into the streets and hoot at the passing hullabaloo without bothering to ascertain what it was?  I mean, who cheers a hearse?

I also note that, despite your dubious paean to punctuality, HM is arriving in Edinburgh about half an hour late.  Everyone knows it was an illusion and they used to stop the clocks to avoid this kind of scandal, sad to see the old ways die out 

She died at her favourite residence and if the locals had had any desire to burn it down, they'd have done it by now.

I cannot explain the tardiness in getting her to Edinburgh 30 minutes later than expected. Perhaps a few of the tarten dressed subjects threw themselves in front of the convoy as a mark of respect?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 10, 2022, 02:19:39 PMThat's because of the thoroughly corrupt deep state.

Ding ding ding!! You win the internet's golden prize for 'Excuses for drump not getting enough votes to win, but all the GOP candidates who did, using the exact same procedures did win'

Maybe you need the 'Cyber Ninjas' they were invited to AZ, and at great PUBLIC expense (that's taxpayers kids) 'audited' the results, looked for bamboo (don't ask) and discovered...<drum roll>.. Biden had MORE votes and drump FEWER than the last THREE recounts would suggest.

The 'DEEP state' was such an inspired bit of grifting.

Quote from: Jackstar on September 10, 2022, 02:43:35 PMVirgo ♍ Rising
Virgo ♍ (native-align)^2

Will not argue that. By the way; good morning! I GOT A MEDAL.

What medal did you get?

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 11, 2022, 09:04:31 AM

The Scots are actually cheering and applauding the hearse, doubtless the memory of Longshanks still lingers.  Absolutely stone cold 

Maybe not Longshanks, but possibly Cullodin. The majority of Scots liked the Queen, as do most of the rest of the UK: They're just ambivelant to the ongoing prospect of the Royal family as a whole. Charles has made it known he's steering it to a smaller pool. After he's gone, maybe William will be the last?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 10, 2022, 09:42:10 PMStolen valor.

Eh? He doesn't even pretend to have been in the military: if he did one might sympathise, but he is worse. He called it 'his' while simultainiously calling the fallen losers and suckers.

He has no redeeming qualities: him and his spawn stole money gifted to children with cancer. He had a few of his golfing buddies run the VA, of which they promptly creamed off.

He cynically had the widow of a Navy SEAL attend his first SOU address; the mission of which her husband died in, drump absolved himself all responsibility, even though he gave the go ahead.

Drump is shit. He and his cult are shit. They are the lowest of humanity. That they still support that effluent, that rancid septic boil says more about them then him. He can't help some of his psychosis, they are either too stupid to recognise it or complicit.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 10, 2022, 09:19:52 PMYou forgot to mention Trump in this post. What a letdown!

But predictable. Neither he nor his spawn would muster either the intelligence, fortitude or courage to engage in anything so low market (in his esteem) as serving in the military: though it's rumoured Jr wanted to but Snr told him he'd be a loser if he did.

Indeed, Snr has expressed disdain for dead and imprisoned soldiers, sailors and airmen and women.

So no, he wasn't mentioned because he isn't fit to be put in the same paragraph or sentence as those aircrew where gallantry is mentioned.

Quote from: Juan on September 10, 2022, 04:11:17 PMPresident Pate
Don't forget the requisite number of no show and no work jobs.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 10, 2022, 03:33:13 PMI assure you, I did not smell a thing.

Sir, must I wait until the conclusion of your Glorious Hundred Days to fuck the Swedes, or may I begin now?

Yours faithfully,
kdubb

The Swedes are a noble race, stymied somewhat by the sinking of 'Wasa' on her maiden voyage. However they came through with Saab and Volvo motorcars. Volvo it shouldn't be forgotten furnishing the entire industry with the airbag, of which they never requested royalties. Saab (ahh, I still feel the catapult linear propulsion of that full Garret turboe'd none cat, 2.0 CD 9000 Carlsson (one of only 10 made in that configuration)..

But I digress; latterly and only recently declassified, a flight of Saab Viggens came to the rescue of  crippled SR71 over the Baltic Sea. An engine down the Blackbird dropped considerable altitude and speed and was easy prey to a brace of Migs that had been dispatched to 'persuade' the crew to land in the then SU or be shot down.

The Viggens, at the time in the middle of an excercise and fully armed (as you do), threw on the coal and escorted the striken unarmed reconnaissence plane, and it is said rolled away from the Migs to give them a good look at the armament beneath their wings before assuming their escort positions. The Migs, presumably not wishing to initiate 'an incident' with the Swedes AND the USAF, themselves rolled away and headed home.

They stayed with her until she was over NATO territory until landing safely in Germany.

Several years later, the former crew of the SR71 and the Swedish pilots met for the first time, and the Swedes awarded US gallantry medals.. it had been secret all those years.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 10, 2022, 07:17:51 PMAnd they are?

I'm going out on a limb here, but maybe: women having full control of their reproductive choices; Swear an oath to the Constitution and mean it and Accept the results of elections without launching a coup and death threats to election workers, death threats to politicians, death threats to anyone they decide, not pour money into the personal bank accounts of the losing candidate, not have so many hangers on prosecuted or ex lawyers having to lawyer up because they lied on behalf of the former POTUS..

Close?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 06, 2022, 10:35:40 AMWell, if you want to run round the walls of Troy while Yorkie tries to impale you with his sword that's up to you. I see you more as Thersites, that scabby, annoying little bastard that nobody liked.

Not a mere sword, but one hewn from  the birth of Stainless steel: Sheffield.

A metalurgical monument of magnificance. A carefully and lovingly created razor sharp extension of the owner's arm and game plan.

I need a lie down now.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on September 10, 2022, 06:55:32 PMWell, I had to for the joke. Feel free to kink shame all you want.

Consenting adults etc..

Quote from: Roswells, Art on September 10, 2022, 06:34:17 PMThat's a weird stance, the way he sticks his butt out. Maybe he's pandering to the People Who Like Butts crowd.

Yes it is a weird stance. It's probably involuntary, though I have heard it said he puts lifts in his shoes. He's really 4'9". It's almost impressive he can do it without leg braces and a prop from the ground to his copious chin.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on September 10, 2022, 06:29:14 PMHey, don't kink shame. Maybe he likes golden showers to the face.

You seem to be extending the kink hand to those of such predilections; but I'm not judging.

And there's more. Drump has threatened to sue fux news for running this ad. I guess it's too near the truth. He isn't disputing the facts, just the percieved bias by fux!..

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