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Quote from: 21st Century Man on November 01, 2017, 02:28:27 AM
So Jorch said he had an old hag experience when he was a kid.  Said she tried to sit on his face.  Ewwww.  Poor woman.

He was having one of his sex dreams about LMH.

"Okay let's take a few calls...before we go to MORE calls."

So far the conversation boils down to George making music and movie references ("I hear Sting likes your book" and "When I think of elites, I always think of Eyes Wide Shut") and Daniel saying "I'm not sure what you're asking."

GNS

George: "It's frightening...izinit?"

Pinchbeck:".............yes, it is frightening. Okay so anyway..."

Quote from: Barfly on November 17, 2015, 02:40:53 AM
But no commercials with Dick, and lets be honest, we only listen because of the forum comments

Yeah but I can always read the comments later, whereas Dave makes it fun to actually follow along (for me anyway).

Okay, I tried. Night folks.

I've decided that Dave is a superior host over Dick. As much as Dave sucks, his suckage is equaled by his comedy value. Dick just plain pisses me off.

No pun intended.

He just namedropped Cronkite. Finally a semblance of normality.

Quote from: zeebo on November 14, 2015, 03:07:25 AM
He confused it with a bowling game.

He confused it with his BAC.

Quote from: trostol on November 14, 2015, 02:43:31 AM
is Dick a PseudoScientologist?

He's the High Priest.

I recall an episode of MITD (I think) where the question was asked "Is it possible to move slower than full stop".

I think I've found the answer.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on November 13, 2015, 10:39:45 PM
Do you think my lion looks like it's being scolded?  I don't want to use an avatar that represents abuse to animals.

Nope, she looks co-kittie-ish.

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 13, 2015, 02:11:40 AM
No shit. Reruns make me sad.

Where now are the guests and callers, the bright phones ringing?
Where now are the monuments of Mars, the red sands burning?
Dark under the veil of replays, as though they had never been...

Quote from: ShayP on November 13, 2015, 01:17:11 AM
I still think Hoagie is a far better interviewer than Noory. 

GNS

True, but even if that wasn't the case it would still be the least of his issues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6hof4ZNTVw

No one knows you're a floating dog on the internet.

Quote from: norland2424 on November 12, 2015, 11:34:52 PM
You fuckers better get me a scotty potty for my birthday lol.

Happy Birthday.

Now Dave's going to invent a lame dream story to try to one-up Art.

True to form, even with that big glass he sucks at imbibing. Learn from a master, Dave.

Quote from: FLLFlash on November 12, 2015, 08:46:30 PM
OK.

WWDD?

"What Would Dick Do?"

Still too long.

RHS

Quote from: b_dubb on November 12, 2015, 01:21:15 PM
Let's write a biography of Hoagland and call it "The Hair On Mars"

The Face That Dick Built

"All great migrations took place on ships"

Never mind the fact that much of the Migration Period was land-based.

Apparently Hoagland's grasp of history is no better than his knowledge of science.

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on November 12, 2015, 03:33:42 AM
Hi Alienigma Been a while.
Pretty calm in here tonight.

Hey, Sandman 

Yeah, I was inspired by last night's shipwreck and was hoping for another one. Not quite the one I was hoping for.

RHS

We haven't heard from Scott yet. He must be rearranging the dildo chairs.

To paraphrase Steven Weinberg, OSOM is like a crazy old aunt who lies and stirs up mischief, but it was beautiful once.

Hoagland doing a show about a sinking ship. How appropriate.

A Very Noory Christmas


Looked forward to Brom
Krampus the Christmas demon
A hell of a show

Alas not to be
Really should have known better
Dave would fuck it up

He gets offended
By tales of bad kids punished
Pot calls kettle black

He gives Brom the boot
Noory tries to justify
His latest dick move

Krampus not amused
Dave just made the naughty list
No presents for you

Night before Christmas
Dreams of Tommy's sugarplums
Dancing in his head

Bedroom door bursts wide
Krampus storms with vengeful stride
Dave dragged off in chains

Thrashed, whipped and beaten
Then skinned alive and eaten
Spits out his toupee

Thus he meets his fate
I know haters gonna hate
But a man can dream

Quote from: Nick el Ass on May 16, 2015, 01:48:53 AM
Only blind ladies can handle the mustachioed moron, and his rat hair wig.

Not just any rat wig, but the Rat King Super Toupee.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king_(folklore)

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 16, 2015, 02:01:46 AM
It could be a variation of The Producers about a really bad radio show that takes the nation by storm.  Throw in some horror elements.  Art can have a part in it playing Professor Van Helsing to Noory's Chocula.

Tommy could make a cameo appearance as The Blob.

"As the year clicks by..."

That clicking sound Dave hears is millions of listeners blowing their brains out.

Dave's favorite horror villain is Chucky, a possessed child doll. No surprise there.