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#151
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
February 03, 2021, 10:56:55 AM
Quote from: albrecht on February 02, 2021, 02:16:45 PM
I'm guessing the official story will be a myocardial infarction due to over-exertion when shoveling snow (recent blizzard in area) or just one due to a previously undiagnosed heart condition.
Nothing said about the .22 rounds to the back of the head?
#152
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
February 03, 2021, 10:55:52 AM
Quote from: albrecht on February 02, 2021, 02:02:43 PM
Another one, down.

https://www.rutgers.edu/news/mourning-death-rutgers-andrew-brooks-leader-fight-against-covid-19

"Andrew Brooks, 51, a research professor who led the creation of the first coronavirus saliva-based test, which received FDA emergency approval last spring and has played a significant role in the fight against the COVID-19 pandemic, died unexpectedly on Saturday."

Hmmm.  Wonder how far fm the party line he strayed.
#153
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
February 03, 2021, 10:54:48 AM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 02, 2021, 01:55:22 AM
I somehow doubt that. I’d say your knowledge is at least equal to mine.
Doc may have professional or anecdotal knowledge.  Jackstar, as a user, has his 'from the trenches knowledge.  A man that can mainline 1400 mg of Zoloft, cut fatty rails of 900 mg of thorazine for breakfast knows something.
#154
Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 28, 2021, 07:44:02 PM
I am probably going to get the non mRNA Johnson & Johnson vaccine when it comes out.

Anyone have redpills on this China Virus vaccine?

Who here going to take it?


You think you might have a choice in which Vaxx you are forced to take?
#155
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 01, 2021, 09:15:02 PM
Jarhead?

Only if you are buying.  Or I am dating your mother/sister/daughter.  Or any combo there of. ;D
#156
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 14, 2021, 11:26:57 AM
Dude at work got into trouble over that stuff. There is a place in the employee directory where you can enter what you want to use in the form of "__/__/__" . Instead of He/Him/His he put in Good/Ole/Boy.   Stayed that way for quite sometime until some weasel found it and bitched.

Hahahahaha.  Got my people at work weirded out.  Supervisor came out to the morning brief with a bowl of pronouns on magnets to attach to nameplates.  Several ppl pulled out various pronouns, even a couple of 'they's .  I looked in the bowl and declared, "There isn't one here for me."  My supervisor got this pained look on his face.  "Um, okay, Castillo, what pronoun do you prefer.?"
"It's not a pronoun, skipper, it's what I am."  Still the pained look, and now worried as well, "What is it that you....."
"Marine."  A long slow blink fm my supervisor.  "What?" 
"Marine.  I no longer identify as a mere fucking human being."  Laughter fm everyone around.  I eye fucked each and everyone of them, including my supervisor. "I will no longer answer to my old human name.   I am a Marine.  That is what you will all call me fm now on. I won't answer to anything else."
And so it has been.
#157
Archive of Old Threads / Re: My Descent Into Psychosis
February 01, 2021, 08:10:19 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 28, 2021, 11:08:44 AM
Looks like someone needs to lay off the pipe again.
Try pulling the meat pipe out of Jackstar's hand.  Just try.
#159
Quote from: Jackstar on January 26, 2021, 11:27:33 AM
Not tonight. I have an armache. I'll pretend to suck your dick a little over the weekend, how does that sound? Say hi to Mom for me. Yeah, your mom, that's what I meant.

I wonder where he went, anyway. I wonder if he knows The Ex has been emailing me lately. I wonder if he knows what I emailed her. I wonder if he knows--what she emailed me.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Deets.  And your Mom says hello.  She never had it any better.
#160
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
February 01, 2021, 06:50:11 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 26, 2021, 02:55:30 AM


I’m good, thanks.

Is that really Space Kitty?  You crazy kids.
#162
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
January 25, 2021, 12:56:26 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 25, 2021, 12:42:52 PM
People are that stupid these days that I have to.

Also, don’t tell me what to do. :P
Right.  I'm not the boss of you. 
#163
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
January 25, 2021, 12:48:44 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on January 24, 2021, 03:30:19 PM
Boo I hate him now!  Corn Pop should have done a number on that ugly mug of his; I have seen halibut at the market with more sex appeal.



So you are a fish fucker.

#164
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
January 25, 2021, 12:39:51 PM
Quote from: albrecht on January 23, 2021, 04:45:56 PM
https://mustreadalaska.com/class-warfare-students-in-anchorage-will-be-forced-to-kneel-for-hours-no-recess/

"the youngest students returning to classes today in Anchorage will enter a dystopian classroom world, where they must kneel for hours on end on the floor while masked, and have no recess or art or physical expression."

"they will have to bring a five-gallon utility bucket to store their lunch, jackets, and supplies in."

"All desks have been removed. Students will kneel on gardening pads and use chairs as their desks for 5.5 hours."

Are you fucking with my dope?   Next they will be wearing burlap bags tied around the waist.
#165
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
January 25, 2021, 12:38:39 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 22, 2021, 01:03:40 PM
Why isn’t there a vaccine for the common cold?

Stop asking the simple questions.
#166
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
January 10, 2021, 05:02:03 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2021, 04:01:58 PM
What do you call it when a communist stooge is s-elected to be president?

some seriously stoopid shit. 
#167
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
January 10, 2021, 04:03:16 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on January 09, 2021, 07:52:57 PM
Speaking of Groyping and all things streaming, is Lee throwing in the towel on Saturday night GabCasts?  He’s been pretty scarce around these parts.

HE/she is having a bit of trouble eith the hormone replacement therapy.
#168
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
January 10, 2021, 03:56:47 PM
Quote from: Innerreach on January 09, 2021, 06:01:45 PM
CHINA OFFERS TO SEND 250,000 ‘PEACEKEEPERS’ TO BIDEN/D.C.

https://theroadtoconcord.com/2021/01/08/china-offers-to-send-250000-peacekeepers-to-biden-d-c/

Is that in addition to the 50,000 chink marines who were snuffed underground a couple of weeks back?  Or the 2 million chink troops hiding in the Mexican deserts since the mid 90's?  You know what I call 2 million dinks hiding in Mexico for 25 plus years?  Mexicans.
#169
Politics / Re: Predictions New Administration
January 09, 2021, 04:38:45 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 08, 2021, 08:39:43 PM
What happened?! I thought the military wouldn’t knowingly allow a commie stooge to become president?

This one was 'elected' by stoopids.
#170
Politics / Re: Predictions New Administration
January 08, 2021, 08:10:47 PM
We will be taking it in the ass because of Biden.
#171
Random Topics / Re: We Love Miller!
January 07, 2021, 11:39:21 PM
Quote from: AC400KICK on January 07, 2021, 06:53:44 AM
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looks like the Chief of Staff at your hospital better do a drug inventory.
#172
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
January 07, 2021, 11:21:09 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on January 07, 2021, 11:35:26 AM
Eh, Georgia or Nicaragua, at this point in time, what difference does it make?


Cunt
#174
Random Topics / Re: We Love Miller!
January 05, 2021, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: AC400KICK on January 05, 2021, 12:09:47 AM
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That's it baby, take all of miller.  Take it all.
#175
Random Topics / Re: VAXXED!!!! Who will it be?
January 05, 2021, 01:41:39 PM
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2021, 12:57:29 PM
Will do. This dude works over at Duke Med -  the big hospital here. Also Miller who posts here and on Ellgab has had the vaccine as well - in case you missed it.
Are you shitting me?  Slurpee jockey miller got his shot b4 the winos on skid row Lost Angeles?  Fuck that turd.  Little Chris has got to be having fucking seizures over this.
#176
Random Topics / Re: VAXXED!!!! Who will it be?
January 05, 2021, 12:47:24 PM
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2021, 12:36:45 PM
Negative. Just the green apple splatters.  Maybe round two for the fever?
If you don't mind, keep us apprised of the situation.  Things like secondary symptoms, delay in second injection, etc.
Thanks for the update. 


I know first responders and med personnel are starting to get their shots up here.  But not the 'essentials.'  And I'm not sure about the elderly.
#177
Random Topics / Re: VAXXED!!!! Who will it be?
January 05, 2021, 12:34:47 PM
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2021, 11:19:45 AM
Not me but I know someone personally that recently took the first injection.  Shits. Raging shits. As in Golytely, clean out your guts for Colonoscopy type of shits.
After he got past that seems fine so far but make sure you have the appropriate supplies on hand.



Any fever with the shits? 
#178
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
December 30, 2020, 09:31:26 PM
Quote from: Innerreach on December 24, 2020, 07:41:05 PM
Parts of Hunter Biden's hard drives were leaked recently... Looks like he's been banging Obama's daughter, Malia. Hahahah!


Merry Christmas  :)

Hahahahah.  The O is gonna have a biden in the woodpile.
#179
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
December 29, 2020, 09:37:26 PM
Quote from: albrecht on December 29, 2020, 04:48:42 PM
Can anyone translate Cyrillic and symbols on the garb? Stellar?


https://apnews.com/article/riots-arrests-moscow-coronavirus-pandemic-russia-cb61a26ff3824d2512ce8fb155b66de3

It says, "Fuck the 'rona, I'm going dancing."
#180
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
December 29, 2020, 09:36:45 PM
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 29, 2020, 04:46:53 PM
Back off man. He's a scientist. Look he has a white board [not being racist, that's just what it is] and a triangle with a dashy line through it.



If you look close there is also an indication that he might be on team Rubini.
"If you look close there is also an indication that he might be on team Rubini."

Is it his cock sucker lips?
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