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Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on September 26, 2020, 01:25:15 PM
1. Is your avatar of my favorite author, Tom Robbins? 2. I have always had an unexplained crush on Jack Nicholson (he's a great actor but he isn't exactly physically attractive) 3. You may be relieved to find out that Jackstar is almost never overworked and always has time to "play" 4. This song is a maybe. I do like it, but it doesn't really get the gears going, no offense.

1. Yes
2. Give me the bat, Wendy.
3. I am neither relieved nor believed.
4. None taken. Gears? Where we're going we don't need gears.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-fN-Xjpd-qE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jLNY31ULuFs

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 26, 2020, 05:59:54 AM
This is what happens when the sweathogs take over...  The world is full of fat men with opinions.

"Now you hold on one goshdurn minute, you bozo box of Wheat Thins! Take that back!"

Premier Overlord: I want an old oak stump affixed with an "Elvis black" wig and matching mouth broom! That's what should be at the helm of this legacy! Chop chop!

Underling: Already done, sir!

Quote from: Morgus on September 25, 2020, 10:13:31 PM
The LMH announcement page is still at the c2cam website from Mar 2019:
https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/linda-moulton-howe-announcement/

Thanks, Morgus. I had not seen that page.

"We thank Linda for her outstanding contributions to Coast over the years, and wish her the best in all future endeavors."

Ohhh! Ohhh!  Gorge and Tau-Meh, would you please sign my highschool yearbook, too?!?!?

Golly. Gee. Whiz.

Your wordsmithing is as blinding as the Philistine sword in Samson's eyes!

Impressive!

(Didja at least give her a gold watch? As Jackstar would quip, "Asking for a friend.")

Speaking of blinding. I have to agree with Duke. For me, RCH and LMH were like sand grains in the 1000 little eyes of my Panasonic transistor radio.

Good riddance.

Mosquitoes.

Again.

Absolutely fascinating late night talk radio.

Hellooooooooooo, Netflix.

(click)

Quote from: Rix Gins on September 24, 2020, 09:16:15 PM
Katsumi Tezuka, who wore the original Godzilla suit plus those for other early day Japanese monsters.  108 years old and counting.

Holy lizard suit, Batman!

Perhaps the best/most surprising person I've ever seen since starting this topic.

Hail Katsumi Tezuka!
God bless Katsumi Tezuka.

108 kicks insane ass.

(salute)

ItsOver clued me in on this in the "Famous people still alive" topic:


https://youtu.be/OOWTjITwnsY

Quote from: ItsOver on September 24, 2020, 09:29:38 AM
I think you might enjoy this, Cam.


http://youtu.be/OOWTjITwnsY

Geeks unite!

Love it. The last time I saw such impressive detail was the high budget SOL in the opening scene of MST3K : THE MOVIE. It was straight out of 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY. Trace worked on that one as well as on the original SOL model. Surprised when I saw some footage of him at work on the movie version. Multi talented bastard. I had assumed it had been built SOLely by hired special effects people, given the increased budget.

Now, if we can just get a build of Susan Oliver's build thrown into the mix here, we will really be cooking with alien heat.

That yellow coat of hers is going to require expert dry brush technique else it is going to look like a squash vegetable slathered with Testors YELLOW.

I wish I were not speaking from painful experience.

Imagining every orange cylinder splitting open as a large lime green preying mantis emerges from each.

Regarding Church's exit...

I hope they all jump ship, forcing Noory to work every night.

That would be a hoot.

George would panic, insisting they BETTER FIND SOMEBODY FAST.

Another striking anomaly in this/"your" timeline, and I must say, a pleasant one. Good to see you above ground, John. You funny son of a bitch.

John Allen Astin
March 30, 1930 (age 90)



(Alas, I have yet to trip the faster than light fantastic to any stream in which Lurch (Ted Cassidy) lived even one day past JAN 16, 1979. Interestingly, in this timeline, Ted narrated the television series THE INCREDIBLE HULK.

Fascinating.)

https://youtu.be/g3Um1vvwIas

Quote from: albrecht on September 22, 2020, 09:57:24 AM
And they are in compliance with the Liquor Licensing laws.
https://www.gov.bm/theofficialgazette/notices/gn04022020

And the applicant/manager has an intriguing name. Almost something out of James Bond or a Penthouse Letters.

Pamela Quarterly; the lesser known Bond girl.

Suddenly, Fatty Jabba craving immaculate buffet again, despite previous NDE complication.

Quote from: ItsOver on September 22, 2020, 09:25:39 AM
Brady stack, yes.  TMZ, major fail.  TMZ sucks in general.  Always pushing a SJW agenda or something else equally boring and stupid, intended for the brain dead sheeple.

I’ll go with Wally to win, Paul for a laugh.  Good times, good times...

^ ^ ^ ^

Heh heh. Hollywood Squares primed my tadpole brain's receptors to be prepared for THC  THX 1138 MST3K.

GOD PLAYS POCKET HUMANS ON HIS DEVICE THE WAY YOU PLAY POCKET FROGS ON YOUR SMART PHONE.

Your lucky numbers are:

F  U   C   K   Y   O   U

(ribbit)



I will not return to this Chinese restaurant again, due to the abrasive fortune.

I won't be satisfied until 8 gabbers are on multi screen with MV in the center like Alice the maid.

In his own little universe, talking heads orbiting him.

So it is written. So let it be done.

When TMZ does the Brady stack, it blows. Major unfunny.

But the format will kick some ass in the golden halls of the gabcast.

Roy Thinnes
April 6, 1938 (age 82)



Trivia: in THE INVADERS DVD set, Thinnes talks about his own UFO sighting. That HAD to mess with his head.

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Quote from: Juan on September 19, 2020, 06:04:20 PM
Great book.  Read it when new, still try to apply the lessons learned.

You are absolutely correct. A great book indeed. A classic I had failed to read. I heard podcast host Howard Hughes mention how strong and positive of an effect it had on him. I promptly galloped over to abebooks.com. Heh.

(Howard - on his THE UNEXPLAINED podcast - easily cleanses my cerebral palate if I have recently experienced too much Noory contamination.)

https://theunexplained.tv/

Linda (Cracovaner) Marsh

February 8, 1939 (age 81)

Gunsmoke, Hawaii 5-0, The Night Gallery, Mannix! and many many more.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kSHhAkVreiw

Quote from: Morgus on September 18, 2020, 10:20:50 PM
You will have to wait for Monday to hear Norway's reaction, he isn't hosting tonight or over the weekend...

In a way, George Noory is never truly hosting. He's just there.

George Noory is a giant PEZ head dispenser - ejecting the same twelve apple-green bricks of saccharine suckiness night after night after goddamn night.

Thank goodness he disappears now and then.

But never for long enough. 

08) THE SILVA MIND CONTROL METHOD (1978)
by José Silva

"In observation of the passing of Andy’s mum-in-law, the Danebury Metal Detecting Club will be performing a raised-detectors-salute in Veronica Stirling’s honor and to wish her Godspeed this Saturday, at the new solar farm public park area, at 11:00 AM sharp. There will be a gazebo with tables to put your sale items out. I still have a few copies of my published button book, I believe. And of course there will be plenty of hot dogs and fresh lemonade.

We will send Veronica off properly in a way the DMDC can uniquely provide."

â€" Terry Seymour


Veronica at Liverpool charity event for Orphans On Wheels:

If Patton Oswalt were the lead singer of a metal band.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0

"Liberry."

Sir Nor-Spore referencing the Beatles Catalogue.

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on September 15, 2020, 10:37:03 PM
Dayyyyymn. Paul Stanley has really let himself go. Jesus Judas KISS Christ.

That's not Stanley, ya bleeding ijit. That is a wax figure of the deceased Kevin Dubrow of Quiet Riot, forever immortalized by Madame Tussauds.

WE MUST ALWAYS HAVE OLD MEMORIES AND YOUNG HOPES

5  14  19  26  40  45

Finally!  A fortune cookie supplying numbers on the back of the slip.  Gambling addiction may safely proceed.

Though this is the "broad advice" type of fortune I don't care for much.

I want to know when a car is going to kill me. Date. Time. Make and model. I want to know I am going to be rich and travel to exotic lands - not this old memories & young hopes nonsense.

My forbidden kingdom for a decent fortune!

As for my meal while briefly abroad, it beat Panda Express back in the States nine ways to Sunday not simply due to a fortune slip with numbers, but because of the immaculate layout and preparation and selection of food.

I ate until I was incapacitated. Completely immobile.

Lunchtime patrons were disgusted at my Jabba the Hutt countenance as I was wheeled out on a contrivance pieced together of three connected gurneys from three EMT vehicles.

Unlike the buffet herd, my food server was unfazed by my gluttony as I glided past her. (I had tipped her generously just before paralysis set in.)

"You come back, Fatty Jabba. Anytime!  'Kay?"

Outside, as a translucent green oxygen mask was lowered onto my face, I didn't give a damn about old memories or new hopes mentioned in the fortune.

I just wanted to breathe beneath my collapsing weight.


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