Quote from: K_Dubb on November 05, 2020, 07:32:49 PMI pray every night for Kenny G’s fingers to fall off.
Do you at least like Smooth Jazz?
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Show posts MenuQuote from: K_Dubb on November 05, 2020, 07:32:49 PMI pray every night for Kenny G’s fingers to fall off.
Do you at least like Smooth Jazz?
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 04, 2020, 04:56:55 PMGeorge HW Bush = Clinton + Bush II + Obama. But you do already know that.
Oh, I’ll be good. America, however will end as we know it and become a province of China. BTW, contrary to what some faggots like to say here I only voted for him the first time because the Bush family are evil and so was John McCain, obviously. Obama, at the time, was pretty much a complete unknown. I mean like really because then there was all that weirdness about his past and birthplace that still hasn’t been resolved in my mind. Anyway, like W said, fool me once...ummm....shame on...y..you, yeah you. Fool me...ummm...fool me won’t get fooled again! Nailed it! Mmm!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDfAdHBtK_Q
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 04, 2020, 04:29:16 PMYou will be fine Doc, you voted for Obama. Joe says you can come back if you put on a dress and a wig and let him sniff you. The rest of us go in front of the wall...
Lame! It’s like the future of the country is as serious to most as a game of mad libs. :
Quote from: Rix Gins on November 04, 2020, 04:25:27 PMWarren, the first Native American (self identifying, isn’t that appropriation?] cabinet member. The eating of the left by the left should be memorable.
We'll see some familiar faces on the cabinet. Elizabeth Warren and Pete Buttigieg for starters. Covid deserves a spot on it.
Quote from: stevesh on November 04, 2020, 03:40:10 PMI’ll put $50 on zero. Can I parlay that by saying he’ll succumb to the Covid?
Anybody know the over/under on how many months Joe lasts in office?
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 04, 2020, 03:01:55 PMWhichever campaign has the most money is the one trailing. Follow the money.
I am interested in why both sides trumpet polls that show them winning by large margins. I suppose they have studied the psychology of this and reason that people want to back a winner but I would think complacency is an equal hazard. But then I am a lazy bastard.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 04, 2020, 03:01:04 PMThank you for saving me a Nick Bottom reference.
Maybe.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 04, 2020, 02:53:31 PMReally really?
Really.
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 04, 2020, 02:58:38 PMImagine if they end up throwing out so many ballots Kanye ends up winning.
Yeah sue the bejeesus out of everything in sight. I can think of nothing with more potential for long-term entertainment than a race so close that both parties demand a forensic examination.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 04, 2020, 02:42:28 PMDo you really think this?
As soon as Trump started showing signs of winning they shut the count down. There’s obviously something rotten in Denmark (and DC too).
Quote from: chefist on November 02, 2020, 09:46:22 PMHe gives up very easily. If he wins he’ll be drowned out, figuratively if not literally, by Kamala, probably before Inauguration Day.
https://youtu.be/ei2iWb3GW7Q
Quote from: WOTR on November 01, 2020, 11:30:32 PMi suppose it is too much to hope that light dawned on marble head but that final “fuck†sounded super defeated.
I should not laugh at this. It is a woman screaming and crying that the police are violating her and exposing her. when her friend demands a female officer, the cop dealing with her asks how she knows that the cops arresting her friend don't identify as female. Completely owned by their own logic.
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1322189074044780550
Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 01, 2020, 06:15:41 PMPlease tell us you’ll make an exception for yourself. Otherwise that is just gross.
I'm not going to wipe anyone's ass, just for the record.
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 01, 2020, 06:02:47 PMThat is a lovely frock! And highly suitable for a touching of the dinks.
Is it true? I absolutely adore black people, the most beautiful people in the world!
Quote from: chefist on November 01, 2020, 05:03:34 PMYou say that like eight small turds are better than one large one.
Ha...8 pages
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 01, 2020, 04:26:11 PMI think this is the best quote in 2020 using the word quinceanera.
You don't know who you're talking to, missy. My hair might not be long enough for hiding the razorblades any more but I still know how to creep around the back alleys of Puerto Vallarta like a real barrio queen with a switchblade up my hoohoo just in case some cholita like you starts acting like it's her quinceanera all over again. I will fuck a bitch up and if you mess with me you will wilt like a wet pinata.
Quote from: Ciardelo on November 01, 2020, 02:11:38 PMIt’s all Chefist’s fault! Get him!
I for one, am SHOCKED that WAN would let his thread get in such disarray.