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#361
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 05, 2020, 07:43:13 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 05, 2020, 07:32:49 PM
Do you at least like Smooth Jazz?
I pray every night for Kenny G’s fingers to fall off.
#362
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 05, 2020, 07:27:58 PM
I’m waiting for Trump to challenge Joe to a no rules steel cage match for the Presidency, best of three falls. Unless they use a tranquilizer gun on Trump he can’t lose.
#363
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 05, 2020, 06:49:19 PM
I just found a box with 10,000 PA Biden votes under my bed in my VA home.  Whom do I notify to “count all votes”?
#364
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 04, 2020, 05:27:39 PM
Will Biden announce his plans after he wins the election or will they remain secret?
P.S. I hope he personally does press conferences everyday.  That Cornpop story never gets old.
#365
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 04, 2020, 05:01:03 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 04, 2020, 04:56:55 PM
Oh, I’ll be good. America, however will end as we know it and become a province of China. BTW, contrary to what some faggots like to say here I only voted for him the first time because the Bush family are evil and so was John McCain, obviously. Obama, at the time, was pretty much a complete unknown. I mean like really because then there was all that weirdness about his past and birthplace that still hasn’t been resolved in my mind. Anyway, like W said, fool me once...ummm....shame on...y..you, yeah you. Fool me...ummm...fool me won’t get fooled again! Nailed it! Mmm!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDfAdHBtK_Q
George HW Bush = Clinton + Bush II + Obama.  But you do already know that. 
#366
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 04, 2020, 04:49:42 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 04, 2020, 04:29:16 PM
Lame! It’s like the future of the country is as serious to most as a game of mad libs. ::)
You will be fine Doc, you voted for Obama.  Joe says you can come back if you put on a dress and a wig and let him sniff you.  The rest of us go in front of the wall...
#367
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 04, 2020, 04:27:46 PM
Quote from: Rix Gins on November 04, 2020, 04:25:27 PM
We'll see some familiar faces on the cabinet.  Elizabeth Warren and Pete Buttigieg for starters.  Covid deserves a spot on it.
Warren, the first Native American (self identifying, isn’t that appropriation?] cabinet member.  The eating of the left by the left should be memorable.
#368
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 04, 2020, 04:19:08 PM
I wonder how long it will take Biden to enact the Super-Duper Predator law to undo the Trump reforms.  Kamala will be down with it.
#369
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
November 04, 2020, 03:52:44 PM
Quote from: stevesh on November 04, 2020, 03:40:10 PM
Anybody know the over/under on how many months Joe lasts in office?
I’ll put $50 on zero.  Can I parlay that by saying he’ll succumb to the Covid?
#370
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 04, 2020, 03:03:38 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 04, 2020, 03:01:55 PM
I am interested in why both sides trumpet polls that show them winning by large margins.  I suppose they have studied the psychology of this and reason that people want to back a winner but I would think complacency is an equal hazard.  But then I am a lazy bastard.
Whichever campaign has the most money is the one trailing.  Follow the money.
#371
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 04, 2020, 03:02:31 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 04, 2020, 03:01:04 PM
Maybe.
Thank you for saving me a Nick Bottom reference.
#372
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 04, 2020, 03:00:38 PM
#373
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 04, 2020, 03:00:11 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 04, 2020, 02:58:38 PM
Yeah sue the bejeesus out of everything in sight.  I can think of nothing with more potential for long-term entertainment than a race so close that both parties demand a forensic examination.
Imagine if they end up throwing out so many ballots Kanye ends up winning.
#374
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 04, 2020, 02:53:57 PM
What I’m interested in is the inaccurate polling.   Polling is used to report on the mood of the people.  Perhaps this method no longer works.  If I was a pollster I’d be learning to code or frost a cake or something real quick.
#375
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
November 04, 2020, 02:50:05 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 04, 2020, 02:42:28 PM
As soon as Trump started showing signs of winning they shut the count down. There’s obviously something rotten in Denmark (and DC too).
Do you really think this?
#377
President Pate,  when will you be declaring victory?
#378
Random Topics / Re: I'm Ignoring That Person Thread
November 03, 2020, 04:10:19 PM
Is anyone posting in here?  I can’t tell, I have everyone on ignore.
#379
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
November 03, 2020, 03:05:31 PM
Quote from: chefist on November 02, 2020, 09:46:22 PM
https://youtu.be/ei2iWb3GW7Q
He gives up very easily.  If he wins he’ll be drowned out, figuratively if not literally, by Kamala, probably before Inauguration Day.
#380
Random Topics / Re: I'm Willing to Apologize to WAN!
November 02, 2020, 07:52:29 PM
AllI know is that no one has touched dinks and shared a secret.
#381
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
November 02, 2020, 01:14:23 PM
Quote from: WOTR on November 01, 2020, 11:30:32 PM
I should not laugh at this. It is a woman screaming and crying that the police are violating her and exposing her. when her friend demands a female officer, the cop dealing with her asks how she knows that the cops arresting her friend don't identify as female. Completely owned by their own logic.

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1322189074044780550
i suppose it is too much to hope that light dawned on marble head but that final “fuck” sounded super defeated.
#382
Random Topics / Re: I'm Willing to Apologize to WAN!
November 01, 2020, 06:19:44 PM
Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 01, 2020, 06:15:41 PM
I'm not going to wipe anyone's ass, just for the record.
Please tell us you’ll make an exception for yourself.  Otherwise that is just gross.
#383
Random Topics / Re: I'm Willing to Apologize to WAN!
November 01, 2020, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 01, 2020, 06:02:47 PM
Is it true?  I absolutely adore black people, the most beautiful people in the world!


That is a lovely frock!  And highly suitable for a touching of the dinks.
#384
Random Topics / Re: I'm Willing to Apologize to WAN!
November 01, 2020, 05:59:41 PM
Is it too early for everyone to hug and touch dinks?
#385
Random Topics / Re: I'm Willing to Apologize to WAN!
November 01, 2020, 05:04:39 PM
Quote from: chefist on November 01, 2020, 05:03:34 PM
Ha...8 pages  ;D
You say that like eight small turds are better than one large one.
#386
Random Topics / Re: I'm Willing to Apologize to WAN!
November 01, 2020, 04:33:51 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 01, 2020, 04:26:11 PM
You don't know who you're talking to, missy.  My hair might not be long enough for hiding the razorblades any more but I still know how to creep around the back alleys of Puerto Vallarta like a real barrio queen with a switchblade up my hoohoo just in case some cholita like you starts acting like it's her quinceanera all over again.  I will fuck a bitch up and if you mess with me you will wilt like a wet pinata.
I think this is the best quote in 2020 using the word quinceanera.   
#387
Random Topics / Re: I'm Willing to Apologize to WAN!
November 01, 2020, 03:14:29 PM
It works!  Thanks.
#388
Random Topics / Re: I'm Willing to Apologize to WAN!
November 01, 2020, 03:13:12 PM
If I say, “Hey Corona Kitty, how many people are stupid according to the US Census Bureau?”, do I get an answer?
#389
Random Topics / Re: I'm Willing to Apologize to WAN!
November 01, 2020, 02:23:59 PM
Quote from: Ciardelo on November 01, 2020, 02:11:38 PM
I for one, am SHOCKED :o that WAN would let his thread get in such disarray.  >:(
It’s all Chefist’s fault!  Get him!
#390
Random Topics / Re: I'm Willing to Apologize to WAN!
November 01, 2020, 12:56:30 PM
It’s the scintillating repartee that keeps me on Bellgab.
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