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#1
Breath easy Snoory. Art will never take your gig back.
#2
If it weren't for Jojo this entire thread would die. Which speaks volumes as to how totally irrelevant Norry and  Coast have become. And this website! I know a LOT of former Coast listeners that have admitted they can no longer listen to the  show.
#3
I've cancelled my Coast subscription and I couldn't be happier about my decision. I still slip in and get that little free piece of Coast over on iHeart radio. I sit back and listen, and its like WTF!?!?!?! They could at least give you 30 minutes of quality content. Instead, total garbage.
#4
Quote from: Dateline on January 13, 2018, 01:00:31 PM
Richard Syrett is hosting tonight, there is hope for my weekend listening pleasure.

Syrett is a class act. I just listen to him now. I've quit listening to Jorch.
#6
Jorch's show has become so irrelevant, within the last year the interviews and topics have suffered so greatly, that its even made this forum irrelevant.

Less and less people are showing up here to bash Jorch because they've decided to just move on. I know I have. I haven't listened to Coast at all in the last two weeks. I've found better avenues. Better podcasts.

I don't have to show up here and beat up this ol' washed up lounge lizard with his Jabba the Hutt sidekick. Not healthy for me, not good for any of y'all.

Here's wishing Jorch a mouthful of marbles Happy New Year. Hopefully 2018 will be a turning year. I'll once again tune back into Coast when I've learned Jorch has stepped down.
#7
Quote from: Robert on December 17, 2017, 03:43:58 PM
Didn't Mr. Bell make that determination as well?


Well, if the paranormal is all bunk and can't hold an audience........... put the show in mothballs and head back to the ranch.


Current show is horrible "beyond belief"
#8
I talked to an acquaintance friday night. Christmas party, I barely know the guy but he's really cool. And he knows I'm a Coast (was a Coast) fan. As is he.


He brought Coast up. I'm too embarrassed at this point to even admit to anyone that I listen to what the show's become. But he started the conversation, and he said he just couldn't get into the new health and diet direction the show has taken. I couldn't agree more.


There is no longer a paranormal aspect to the show. What's the latest dating site gonna be? MLMdate.com?
#9
Noory's YouTube post is down. Lol, I hope I'm responsible  for that.............
#10
Last night’s show was so pitifully horrible. Where did these topics come from? I think the opioid fascination exists because he has a daughter or granddaughter that’s caught in that spiral.

The board game............ snooze fest.

The whole night was a snooze fest.
#11
One thing I REALLY like about having the Coast app on my phone...........

When Jorch gets to pitching one of his MLM garbage products, I can hit the 30 second skip button exactly 4 times and it skips to the end of the pitch! Handy as hell! I've gotten to where I can listen to a whole Jorch show in about 10 minutes. I wear that skip button out when he gets on one of his bullshit topics.
#12
Quote from: albrecht on December 07, 2017, 07:42:46 PM

Norry: "what do you do for health?"


Funny thing about our Jorch. He's supposedly big on health and healthy eating. But have you ever heard some of his positions on foods? Like, healthy foods? Jorch is a picky eater. Doesn't like liver. Doesn't like beets. He eats like a child who's palate hasn't progressed beyond that of an 8 year old.

As for me, I'm all about eating healthy. And if you're taking supplements then you're a damned dumbass. Get the nutrients straight from the source. If taking a beet supplement is good for you then eating beets has got to be better. Eat your greens. Eat plenty of fish and QUALITY poultry. But that's not our Jorch...........

See, Jorch don't really give two shits about truly living healthy or eating in that same vein. He likes the money! He likes the checks that come in from his pyramid scheme supplements. But I'll tell you how I KNOW Jorch don't give two shits about eating healthy............. he eats dinner from a convenience store. The famous story of Noory and the pizza rolls............. Let me tell you friends. If I was dying of starvation, I wouldn't purchase a box of pizza rolls. Granted, in the past I've eaten a lot of those pizza rolls. But since I really started giving a shit about my health I've learned that there's absolutely zero nutrition in a product that would wear the label "pizza rolls". Pizza rolls.............? Pizza is, well pizza. And rolls are what Grandma makes to go with dinner. But pizza rolls..........? Um........... No.

So Jorch can get up on his soapbox and have Doc Wallet on there and sell all the supplemental garbage the two hucksters wanna stand behind. But Jorch lives on junk food. And drinks like a fish. So he's a damned hypocrite. Here's hoping 2018 is his retirement year. It won't be voluntary. His health will take a turn for the worse and I'll be damned glad to see it.
#13
Quote from: PB the Deplorable on December 03, 2017, 08:24:07 PM
That, and he's not exactly light on his (back) feet.  He lives in terror someone is going to call and either use a common word he's unfamiliar with, or expose some other bit of basic information he is unaware of.

On YouTube, this will become painfully obvious. YouTube is NOT a format Jorch should venture off into. Yet, I heard him say he's going to do it. It'll end ugly. He won't keep it up for long. But then, that's typical Jorch................
#14
I hear we're getting a GREAT present for Christmas. Noory is doing a YouTube channel.  Hard to hide in that format, it'll be fun ripping him to shreds. He'll quit it fairly quick..........
#15
Quote from: albrecht on December 01, 2017, 07:25:10 PM
I often tend to not listen with too much attention but I was mowing the other week and thought "I swear I've heard these caller's stories before." It was lazy Norry replaying tape of open line callers. It is amazing he can make so much money being so lazy and not liking guests or callers so much.

Noory is just like a local talk show host we have here in Nashville. Michael DelGiorno. Both of these stooges are on TALK RADIO, but they hate callers. DelGiorno is at least honest enough that he's admitted on the air he doesn't like fielding calls from his loyal band of listeners. The reason for "DelFatso", is that he's a hypocrite. With his mouth he proclaims to be one thing......... but in reality he was ran out of the Tulsa market for living a life 180 degrees out of what he says on the air. And I've personally known several on-air talk show personalities. They get on the air and say what the listeners expect them to say. In their private lives its not really that way.

I said that to say this: Jorch doesn't like callers BECAUSE OF US!!! I promise you. This forum and this thread exists. And for that reason he has to rely on the usual cadre of pre-screened and scripted callers. He can't risk doing a TRUE open line segment and having one of us get through. I think a lot of the "phone troubles" they have on Coast is the bump button being deployed to jettison BellGab callers that have made it past Tommee.............

Which brings me to another thought. Why don't we as a forum make a concerted effort to fuck Jorch's show over on a friday night? Let's all call in. Let's all abuse Jorch. Let's make it a night of living hell.

Something I found odd the other night. Joe in the Bronx called in and asked a question, and not 15 minutes later he'd made it BACK in and asked another question. If there's millions of listeners on any given night, how is it only a select few get through?
#16
Anybody else missing Here We Go Again? Didn’t think so......
#17
Quote from: Here We Go Again on November 26, 2017, 09:54:46 AM
Excuse me, but some profane rants will not help your case. Such arguments will be ignored and thrown out of consideration, but I extended the courtesy to you of examining yours when in my career I never would have. I have no idea where you are coming from, but your language indicates it may be you that works a minimum-wage job. I found the "he works at convenience store" stated as "fact" a real laugher.

I'm retired, you. I paid my dues. I'm a lot older and wiser than you think. OK. You make "demands" that I must do something for you. For what? I bet you couldn't afford my services, anyway. I did my bit. It's about time you stop slamming people and try yourself.

Further, I never stated as "fact" George Noory is breaking any laws. I only suspected that. I never convict anyone unjustly. Get that straight. If you don't want to make any efforts to address suspected wrongdoings, that's your choice to make at this juncture in the proceedings. Don't dump it on one person to do that, or even get online and rant and rave and "condemn" someone that at least makes efforts when you don't.

All I said and can only say is for you to file complains with the Federal Trade Commission, the Federal Communications Commission or even the Food And Drug Administration if you feel consumers may be being misled or some wrongdoing may be occurring. If you fail to do so, then please don't blame me for not carrying the burden of what you won't yourslef. I am not the one to be your babysitter, nor have someone who is not my client to exact demands of myself -- in all fairness and good faith.

Try standing up if you feel that strongly. Don't blame others for doing it solo. Fair enough? I feel so.   

Minimum wage............? Please. I could buy and sell you all day long. You just like to bitch. And if really ARE a lawyer, you've lost so many cases you're scared of little ol' Noory.

Do us a favor and quit posting these long and laborious diatribes. The only person you're impressing is yourself.
#18
Here We Go Again, seems to know a lot of law.

My challenge to him/her is as follows............. sue Norry's sorry ass and get him off the radio. To get on here and quote us chapter and verse of the law that Noory is breaking, is akin to reading me the direction to the piece of shit furniture I just bought from Ikea........ that everyone is obviously ignoring.

I'm glad someone can point out to me the laws George is breaking. George is a mental midget. A profiteer that appears to skirt and and every law written that fattens his wallet. So, SHUT HIS ASS DOWN!!!!!! I'm not a lawyer. The profession I wield can't begin to stop Noory. Were I a lawyer and hanging out in this forum, and harboring a hard-on for one Mr George Noory....... I'd put my money where my mouth is and blow that sorry bastard out of the water. He'd be served with so many cease and desists his head would swim and he'd be reluctant to reach in his pocket EVER AGAIN and offer someone so much as a Tums.

If anyone here can stop Noory then let's get about doing it. But if HWGA works in a  convience store and has access to a law library.......... he's a lot of talk and not SHIT is ever gonna happen..........
#19
I've been listening to a lot of Richard Syrett shows. Youtube and podcasts.

Listening to Syrett's shows makes me feel smarter. Like I'm sitting in a college classroom listening to a professor. The information in unparalleled. Topics are deep, the line of questioning well thought out...........

Listening to Snoory's show is like watching Captain Kangaroo reruns. Basic, so very very basic. Picture Pages with Bill Cosby will the the most stimulating part of the show. I feel dumber for having sat through it. I'm not proud of myself, definitely not proud of myself.........
#20
Quote from: PaulAtreides on November 22, 2017, 09:26:59 AM
Probably a large animal vet that spent most of his time with his arm shoved up a cow's cooter.

Well, actually........... you don't go for the cooter. Unless you live in West Virginia. You go the Hershey highway. Or grass highway in this instance.
#21
I've been gone for a couple of days. Tell me, does George still suck?
#22
Quote from: ItsOver on November 11, 2017, 07:47:56 AM
Church is Snooron's even sleazier bro.  He sounds like a Wolfman Jack-wannabee, loaded down with gold bling, who hawks fake Rolex watches on a street corner.

Here's Yimmy kissing Jorch's ring butt.



Jorch looks like a caricature of a radio whore. That rug is absolutely FUCKING HIDEOUS!!!!! Dude, fucking act YOUR FUCKING AGE!!!! Nothing worse than some antique  prick that can't deal with how old they are.........
#23
Jimmy Church doesn't really piss me off. I think I'm so sick of Jorch that I'd gladly take Jimmy over him.

Greasy? Yes. Used car salesman? Yes.

But he has passion. I'm not sure Jorch even believes a damned thing he talks about on the radio.
#24
Quote from: sumthinz going on on November 10, 2017, 12:40:48 AM
You honestly dont believe wishing illness and death upon someone is hate?

Nope. It's not hate. It's just wishing for a better outcome for us.
#25
Quote from: ItsOver on November 09, 2017, 01:47:33 PM
Don't get your hopes up.



Anybody’s better than Jorch. I’d take Michael DelGiorno (Nashville host, sucks ass from nine ‘til noon) over the Detroit Douchbag.
#26
I reached out to Nancy Birnes and asked her if she and Bill had wrote Jorch’s latest offering. Here’s exactly what I said:
Is it true that you and Bill ghost wrote George Noory’s book for him? We all know he’s not smart enough to write it himself. Unless of course the rough draft was turned in writing in crayon.

Her reply:
Yes. Bill wrote Journey to the Light and Worker in the Light for Noory, and I helped (uncredited) with the Late-Night Snacks cookbook.

Here’s our publishing company’s page on Noory:

http://shadowlawnpress.com/authors/noory-george/

Thanks for asking!
nb

NancyHayfield.Birnes.com 🐔


I was surprised she didn’t respond to my jab at Jorch for suggesting he’s of the crayola realm. Lol
#27
Quote from: NoMoreNoory on November 09, 2017, 10:23:00 AM
I'll take your money, P001. It was my assumption, but having read, for my sins, both Night Talk and Mad As Hell, I am absolutely certain no ghost writer was involved in either book. You can go back to my review of the novel, either here or at Amazon, but at its simplest, no-one but Noory could have written these things. A ghost writer suggests to me a writer with some level of professional experience, some grasp of how to structure a book, fiction or non-fiction, and some basic command of the English language and it's usage: all three of these things are absent from these 'books' (they have words on pages, but that's about as far as the definition will stretch).
In short, reading Noory is exactly like listening to Noory: the misuse of words and idioms, laziness, lack of research or proper thought processes, and the attention span of a five year old. He has, for example, a chapter on the electrical grid in Mad As Hell, which reads like a 6th Grader's lazy answer to a homework assignment 'What is the power grid?' No detail about how the grid works, its history, geographical divisions, who has responsibility for what bits of it, and how a shutdown would happen and roll out, etc. All the basic questions any self-respecting writer/journalist would ask. There are also the kind of stupid assertions we're familiar with, confusing 'electric' with 'electronic': thus he says if the grid goes down, cars will stop running. Well, no, obviously as long as you can keep the battery charged and fuel in the tank, cars will still run.
And on, and on.
No I'm saying this is all the work of Papa Noory.

Well I stand corrected and I’m glad you so eloquently made your case. Most people have the fucking good sense NOT to waste time and resources on writing shit books, but then we are talking about the Loser of Overnight Radio. I’m surprised there wasn’t a few coloring book pages and a pack of crayons that came with the book.......
#28
Quote from: Jojo on November 09, 2017, 02:31:44 AM
The author put in a lot of wine relaxing.  So it was the ghost writer then?

Do you think Jorch is smart enough to write a book? Really?

Ghost writer. I've got money on it..........
#29
Quote from: sumthinz going on on November 09, 2017, 01:22:40 AM
that's a tad bit extreme. actually, it's a LOT extreme. maybe george isn't completely off when he calls us haters...not completely vindicated though. as i type, the good doctor is on to sell his snake oil

It's not hate. Its just a waiting game for us. We're waiting on a better host to show up and do the show.

Tommee and Jorch have always taken this as hate. They couldn't be more wrong. They suck, we criticize. They suck, we coach. They refuse to listen and get defiant, and get their feelings hurt. So now it's just a stare down contest. When will Jorch sign off for the last time? Hopefully it was last night.
#30
Quote from: mike_olsen on November 08, 2017, 07:21:28 PM
Lol.

If he can't speak properly, you know he can't write properly either. That's why the book was ghost-written for Noory.

I know a ghost writer. I’ve got $5 I know the dude that actually wrote this TURD.
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