George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[11angeleyes11]

I love jokes:


Donald Trump is taking control and making this campaign his own.  He has even planned is inauguration.  Leaks have been reported on CNN that he is planning on rewriting history and inviting Obama to the inauguration and allowing him to participate.

The sacred Oath of Office will be read to Trump and Obama will stand at his side to pass the torch.  Trump will turn to Obama stating, "You were my apprentice, and you are FIRED!"

[theONE]

I love jokes:


Donald Trump is taking control and making this campaign his own.  He has even planned is inauguration.  Leaks have been reported on CNN that he is planning on rewriting history and inviting Obama to the inauguration and allowing him to participate.

The sacred Oath of Office will be read to Trump and Obama will stand at his side to pass the torch.  Trump will turn to Obama stating, "You were my apprentice, and you are FIRED!"

personally don't like to see Obm's ugly dishonest face any more



Blasting from wild steppe of Mongolia to the shores of North America this is theONE /andONLY/ with
just recently granted FULL TURBO MODE to entertain and amuse you.
Sprinkling some of you with fresh yak's milk and others with stale yak's urine.

[JesusJuice]

Noory's big five hour spectacular starts in seven minutes. If you really want to listen to it then try WJOB. They are a small station and don't have commercials during some of the breaks and just go silent, so heads up on that. If you hear silence then it's just a commercial break.

http://tunein.com/radio/WJOB-1230-s29941/

[11angeleyes11]

Don't worry Hilary will have her own private inaugural ball:  She will be celebrating at the Big House Inaugural Ball.  Clinton for Prison 2017.

[11angeleyes11]

I voted today.  I went in the voting booth and felt like I was choosing what STD I wanted to catch.  Even safe sex would not solve it. 

[pate]

Think I'm tuned into the One Nook'em Nooron (assuming the local affiliate still carries "it")...

Sounds like a whole lotta nuttin'.

[21st Century Man]

I voted today.  I went in the voting booth and felt like I was choosing what STD I wanted to catch.  Even safe sex would not solve it.

LOL.  I tried to focus on Mike Pence and ignored the name above him for the most part.

[21st Century Man]

Bloom is in full meltdown.

[Morgus]

All of Noory's psychic predictors including John Hogue had predicted a Clinton win. Oops?

[Morgus]

Noory just played Kate Smith's God Bless America song, as he talked about recently on the show.

[theONE]

Noory's big five hour spectacular starts in seven minutes. If you really want to listen to it then try WJOB. They are a small station and don't have commercials during some of the breaks and just go silent, so heads up on that. If you hear silence then it's just a commercial silence break.

http://tunein.com/radio/WJOB-1230-s29941/

FIFY

[21st Century Man]

I wanna hear John Hogue weasel out of his incorrect prediction.  That should be fun.

[Morgus]

I wanna hear John Hogue weasel out of his incorrect prediction.  That should be fun.

Hogue did the last time he was on making it sound like he picked both?

[ShayP]

Noory just said there is a remote chance Trump will call the show because one of Trump's aides told him so.  He did emphasize "remote."  Jerome Corsi said it's a possibility because he likes the show.  Yeah...okay.

[Morgus]

Noory's guest thinks Trump would pump up the space program like put a man on Mars?

[Mizak]

What did the "Merlin" Timetraks say about the elections? I can't stand their shows but curious. Does anyone have a quick list of "experts" predictions for Presidential elections of various guests this year so we can check them off?

Noory said that Hiliary would win,and the guest was praising the idiot for his great instincts.LMFAO...My local station does not have noory on.What a great night!!!

[Mizak]

Noory just said there is a remote chance Trump will call the show because one of Trump's aides told him so.  He did emphasize "remote."  Jerome Corsi said it's a possibility because he likes the show.  Yeah...okay.

What a Walter Mitty he is.Only if he drunk calls.

[zeebo]

lol Hogue says he got it wrong because he knew Hillary would 'bungle' something, but he thought it would be her presidency not her campaign.   :

[GravitySucks]

So, not only is Hogue wrong, he is stupid too. You can't tie at 268 or 270. You can only tie at 269.

[Étouffée]

Noory was doing an ad for becoming an Uber driver.

I heard him start by saying: "some of us are taking extra drugs in our old days".

I really did.

[21st Century Man]

Hogue was relieved that his prediction was wrong.  lol.  That's a different way of spinning his error.  Jorch seems to think that President is elected by popular vote and not electoral votes.  How this guy continues to have a job boggles my mind.

[theONE]

Hogue was relieved that his prediction was wrong.  lol.  That's a different way of spinning his error.  Jorch seems to think that President is elected by popular vote and not electoral votes.  How this guy continues to have a job boggles my mind.

hahaha, how this guy got the job in the first place -who found him?
we know that Art "blessed" him -but who was the genius who discovered this "gem"

[Morgus]

Hogue was relieved that his prediction was wrong.  lol.  That's a different way of spinning his error.  Jorch seems to think that President is elected by popular vote and not electoral votes.  How this guy continues to have a job boggles my mind.

Yep, Noory kept wanting to give Hogue a win for only the popular vote total, but Hogue didn't seem to agree though that was the case for his 2000 "win" picking Al Gore.
Noory's suspicion appears to have been proven correct, that today Clinton's popular total is about 200,000 higher than Trump's though Trump easily wins in electoral vote total.
If popular vote were used instead, California's votes swamp all the smaller states and then they would campaign out there instead of other states...

[zeebo]

...If popular vote were used instead, California's votes swamp all the smaller states and then they would campaign out there instead of other states...

Yep the only reason they go to Cali is for fund-raising. 

[21st Century Man]

Yep, Noory kept wanting to give Hogue a win for only the popular vote total, but Hogue didn't seem to agree though that was the case for his 2000 "win" picking Al Gore.
Noory's suspicion appears to have been proven correct, that today Clinton's popular total is about 200,000 higher than Trump's though Trump easily wins in electoral vote total.
If popular vote were used instead, California's votes swamp all the smaller states and then they would campaign out there instead of other states...

Right!!!   They would campaign in the Northeast Corridor, Chicago and the West Coast.  Forget about the rest.  The Founding Fathers were very wise.

[ItsOver]

Yep the only reason they go to Cali is for fund-raising.

Fucking Hollywood.

[21st Century Man]

Fucking Hollywood.

I yearn for the days when Republicans had a strong presence in Hollywood.  Hopefully those days will eventually return. Probably not in my lifetime though.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Yep the only reason they go to Cali is for fund-raising.

Mitt Romney and Rick Perry live here.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I yearn for the days when Republicans had a strong presence in Hollywood.  Hopefully those days will eventually return. Probably not in my lifetime though.

Trump loves Hollywood. He's been on TV for 15 years for Christ's sake.

[Morgus]

Looks like tonight Noory is doing his monthly 2 hour alternative health infomercial...