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Quote from: Morgus on January 25, 2012, 08:34:44 PM
Will Noory have Hoagland on the air tonight to comment on this?
Maybe Bill from West Hartford (the OCD amateur athiest astronomer) will call in too.

Newt pledges moon base by second term
Newt Gingrich took the opportunity of being on Florida's space coast to revisit one of his favorite topics: space exploration.
"By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American," Gingrich said to applause.
He said the development would include commercial and private efforts, and will make apparent, "we clearly have the capacity that Chinese and the Russians will never come anywhere close to us."
Gingrich also said he would push to develop propulsion technology that would get man to Mars.
He emphasized that it doesn't have to be expensive, exploration in partnership with private companies can lower the cost.
"If it's cheaper and it's faster and it works, do it," he said.
He also said launch areas should be capable of launching multiple spacecrafts in a day, like an airport.

In fine print, Richard Hoagland article consultation, science consultant, and future, if I am elected Mars and Moon consultant. 
George Noory on contract to answer hate letters from Nancy Pelosi.

In reply to an e-mail from Pelosi:  You are a lowlife and thrive on pond scum.

Any nominations for the seaside wench?  Every good ship has someone who goes starboard for port fun and recreation.   Aye captain?

Quote from: b_dubb on January 21, 2012, 11:02:07 AM
no one answered my question: why continue to listen?

LOUDER PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Quote from: El Kragen on January 20, 2012, 09:41:15 PM
I checked the C2C site to see what's on for tonight and saw George will be interviewing Wells. "Get ready for that!"

Fri 01-20

In the first half, George Noory welcomes new Saturday night C2C host John B. Wells (email), followed by Templar Knight and historian Mark Pinkham, who will discuss the significance of the Year of the Dragon and related topics. Open lines to follow.

This is the heralded DAD to John B. talk that Deacon Punnett foretold about.

I have imaginary scenes of a discussion in the depths of a primitive mideveal (spelling) cave with halls lighted by torches.  As the talk begins, it is interrupted by savage crowds of wild and lawless crowds running through the caverns.  When asked to be indentified, it is learned it is the masses of New Coast Insiders that have been contained in the underground after they are signed up by e-mail.  At two thousand people a month they are taken by night, never more to be seen during the day.  The underground caverns are beginning to fill.  As, exclusive Coast Insider members, they are fed a daily ration of E-Foods direct.  The ruler, DAD wears a cape of black leather and sits for four hours a night on a throne in a dimly section of the caverns.  He paces and throws the black cave relentlessly as he does his four-hour a night propanda speech for the masses.  Sign up and ye shall be a member.  John B. will enter the kingdom of lie tonight  as he has been undergoing the introductory ceremonies the last few week.  It is a ceremony that is secret.  Tonite he will be complete.  He too, shall be given a black cave to adorn himself with, but it will only cover him as a pillowcase would over his shoulders and tied around his neck as Leather Riding Hood.  He is just a beginner.  As he signs up more Insiders, he will get new gifts and treasures. . but back to the conversation tonite. . . some of the inner workings have been revealed.

Quote from: coaster on January 20, 2012, 02:55:49 PM
I've got "Mishhus Mish Shedlock" stuck in my head now. I keep repeating it out loud, but in Sean Connery's accent.

Rather be called Mishhus Mish Shedlock than George's taste.  You would be Mrs. Twittee Bimbetta Noory. 

Quote from: Harmness on January 19, 2012, 04:17:18 PM
There's always Alejandro's thread.

Right, but a close is the Debbie Reynolds connection thread.  It gives information in very historical perspective.

George is alleged to throw softballs.  John B. came out pitching hard and almost knocked the batter with the ball, conversation.  He might be confrontational, but George gets knocked up for being nonconfrontational. 

Quote from: BobGrau on January 19, 2012, 10:03:24 AM
He's been reading coastgab, and people's complaints that Noory never challenges anyone.

understeer, oversteer...

Right, John B., just keep reading and you will find the right balance.   He will find his equilbrium and it will be platform to interview from worth tuning in for on Saturday nites. 

Talk to us. . .

Here are some of the new names being kicked around:

1.  The George Noory Show.

2.  Shore to Shore A.M.  He is an Old Navy man.

3.  The Midnight Hours hosted by the Master of the Macabre, George Noory, the Midnight Hour Weekend edition, hosted by John. B. Wells, the Midnight Hour, Sunday edition.

4.  The I Love George Noory Hours.

5.  The I Love George Noory Even Better after listening to Art Bell Hours.

6.  The Fine Art of George Noory.

7.  Noory of the Night with the Captain Nighthawk, a throwback to the old St. Louis Days.

8.  Premiere Presents the Mysterious World of George Noory.

. .  anything but Coast to Coast A.M.  Clear Channel Radio has changed their name to Clear Channel Media and Entertainment. All shows are going to be revamped. 

Quote from: Morgus on January 16, 2012, 05:24:37 PM
Last night's first 2 hour guests were  Col. John Alexander along with his wife Victoria Alexander.
John is OK, but unfortunately he let his wife Victoria take over most of the discussion and her voice was really grating to my ears... 

I met his wife and spoke to her at a UFO conference a couple of years ago.  I almost got to meet Mr. Knapp, he was at a coffee table away from me and they were talking to each other.   He was very approachable and friendly. 

Quote from: Harmness on January 16, 2012, 04:07:15 PM
It was a snoozefest.

Listened to the wrong Snorge?

Quote from: NefariousBanana on January 16, 2012, 12:19:06 PM
Remember when I said earlier in this thread that I liked Wells?  After hearing Saturday night's program, disregard that statement completely.

Sorry, after one hour you cannot modify your response. Therefore, you cannot renig on your prior statement.  It still stands.

By the way, Did DAD and J.B. have a talk this week on LA Broadcasting?

Quote from: BobGrau on January 14, 2012, 02:16:22 PM
All this fractious infighting is exactly what debbie wants. Classic nwo strategy.

LOL at your avatar because it brings back the Fort Rock connection.  What about Fort Rock and Debbie Reynolds, do you think there is a tie in?  Doya think that he loved her and left her for a Philipino women in the islands and to avenge herself she threw herself on George during their in studio interview a few years back? 

Quote from: Jasmine on January 14, 2012, 12:40:23 PM
Now listen here, Ms. Angel pretty eyes girlie. I don't know who the F**K ya are or what small hick town you just rode in from the Midwest on the F*****G Greyhound with grannie's money sewn into your panties, but if you're implying I aint no classy lady and that I need to work on cleaning up my F*****G vocabulary...well, all's I can say is there's gonna be F******G trouble around here...a real rootin' tootin' girls bar brawl. *cracking my knuckles*

And by the way, JohnnieB, I caught you on Youtube last night. Yes, YOU, trying to impersonate Debbie Reynolds in her Vegas extravaganzas...nice try, but no cigar!


DIVINE - You Think You're A Man

I guess that Starbucks overloaded your double expresso this morning, but my response was not to you.  It was to Johnnie B. 

You got your panties in a wad, now pull down, and put the right leg in the right leg hole and the left leg in the left leg hole.

Breath in, feel better now? 

Quote from: JohnnieB on January 14, 2012, 09:20:05 AM
Well, I SUGGEST we begin by sending someone, who shall remain nameless, to the Miss Manners School for Young Ladies. Ladies who need to wash out their potty mouths! Honest to goodness!
I mean, really!

Calm down.  No need for continuing education on potty mouth debriefing.  I would suggest watching a couple of early Debbie Reynolds flicks to catch the correct vernacular.  Then, speak as she does.  Now, you will be guaranteed of no more potty mouth.  That was before all of the mafia connections in Vegas. 

 but Coast will not be declared dead. .it will be alive and kicking until 2018, and then his grandson, pictured on the Coast digicam may be waiting in the wings.   Coast to Coast, Jr. will be a in radio programs on Saturday morning hosted by Gavin Noory.?

Quote from: From Somewhere Out There on January 11, 2012, 11:16:08 AM
Get the toilet paper out.

No generic allowed, they are too rough to the touch.  Charmin, I am sure, would be George's choice.  Personally, I prefer Angel Soft. 

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on January 10, 2012, 01:44:26 AM
you've peaked at 167 listeners already.  the power of coastgab!

George has to listen to something while he does show prep. 182 listeners.

I am just utterly inspired today.  I am busy working on a project now entitled "Jorge' Does Mexico"

1  Week One, inspired by George, banditos highjack him and hold for him for ransom.  An immediate appeal to all the callers on Coast to help pay the demands are appealed to. Included in the donations are folded pieces of tinfoil, crystals, and .25 cents from of the Coast Insiders, it only cost .25 cents a day.

2.  Week Two, Hiemi Musam (not spelled right, but he is the South American ufo expert and does his own show.)  George is invited on the show as a guest and does a first person interview.

3.  Week Three, George does a Meet and Greet in San Diego, again, he was in such demand the first time.  He meets a seniorita and has good times in Tiajuana.

4.  Week Four,  George plays politician about imigration issues.  He is heraled by his work by Obama and sent to Mexico City as a goodwill ambassador working with his friend who his name escapes me at the moment, but you know who I mean.  The one who does world-wide ambassador good will work.

5.  Week Five,  George goes on a Tequila binge in St. Louis.  He chokes on the worm and is rushed to one of the hospitals there. 

. . . .See, I have a new project to work on.  Thanxxxs George, you are such an inspiration to me.  (All rights reserved, Copyrighted by Angel \A/.)

Quote from: WOTR on January 10, 2012, 11:53:45 AM
The jackass honestly expects us to buy the story as it was told?  I think his taxi broke down and he saw an opportunity to embellish it a little, bring in the Mexican mafia, and portray him laughing in the face of danger (he mentioned a few times how the driver was scared, but not him...)  My hero.

Long deep sigh. . .My hero, tew!

Quote from: stevesh on January 10, 2012, 09:54:51 AM
And did you hear Simple George's story about his near-kidnapping in Mexico ? As usual, i call bullshit - it sure sounded like another one of his lies.

No, I am sure he was telling the truth.  Maybe the four Coast Compadres (Punnett, Wells, Simone and Knapp) did have it staged.  DAD was going to get an extended stay in Mehico. 

Meeting between John B. and DAD (George) as he is summoned into the office, escorted by one of the Producers.  George is adorned in black and has a stack of cards in front of him neatly shuffled.  The light is dim.

DAD (George):  Sit down, my Son.  I have great knowledge at night to pass to you.

John B.:  (Looking very expectantly as to what DAD will bestoe upon him.) Yes, my father. (The natural bass voice of John B. makes the signed autographed picture of Morgus rattle and shift to the side)

DAD (George):  I have here the wisdom the Coast ages.  He waves to the stack of cards on his desk.  I pass the Saturday night stack to you my brethan, Deacon Punnett has returned them to the fold. 

John B.:  (Looking slightly dejected, but knows that he must look aroused)
DAD, Daddy George, I thank you.  (He runs and hugs George.)  (George is windswept by the bass boom, his hair is sweptback..)

DAD (George):  You are my adopted son, my kid. I think of you just as I do UFO Phil.

John B.:  I love you too, Dad (Not to be outdone by Rob Simone.)

DAD (George):  I love you too, John B.

He summons the Producer and he escorts John B. out. 

The Saturday night transfer of power has been completed.

The more I hear him, the more I enjoy him.

I heard the intro with Ian last night, where Ian and John B. were chatting and they were talking about "playing outside the lines."  Ian said something to the affect that if you are going to do the Saturday shift you must continue to "play outside the lines."  I agree.  Now, Ian also said that John B. was going to have a talk this week with Dad, (meaning George) and how that will come out or if it is going to be on the air, I am not sure.  I just hope that John B. keeps the midnight caravan on the track, but I don't mind if he takes a sideroad, and even if he is on that track plays outside the lines occassionally. 

I enjoyed them.  You might also send them, if you need to, george@coasttocoastam.com.   Include the story and you might want to send them to the Lex the webmaster.   

Include suck language if you are so inspired, but that might operate against your chances of getting your picture on Facebook or the website. 

Quote from: Morgus on January 07, 2012, 03:47:09 PM
thats because Noory has a special email response system that puts all negative emails into his "hater" file... 

You are spot on!  And further more, not only is there a "hater" file, they have furnished him with the newest in e-mail response systems, "hater" bots.  He does not even answer those e-mail.  The  "hater" bots do it for him.  That is what you get when you are the second most listened to radio program in the universe, and the number one at nite. 

I like that Number 2 if by day, and Number one if by night.  You the audience rate it correct and right. 

The call of the Noory revolution:  Number 2 if by Day!
                                               Number 1 if by Night!

Quote from: Vatar on January 06, 2012, 03:12:59 PM
That is the most accurate description of Snoory I've ever heard I hope he sees this.  Also I really was hoping that George would run for president, as during his presidential run he would be unable to host C2C.

Yes, I thought that was the reason that George was off these two nights.  He was in a secret strategy session with Ron Paul to become his Director of Communications or Press Secretary.

Quote from: adamapple76 on January 04, 2012, 10:23:18 PM
I don't blame Art as much because I think George is incredibly manipulative. What makes me think this? I listen to George circa 2004-2006 and he wasn't terrible. He had a little personality. But something has changed and I think it's intentional.

My theory? It's his ego. George is pandering to the LCD trying to catch up on the largest syndicated show, Rush Limbaugh and to do that he's willing to gut the core of the show.

Taking that perspective, it is deliberate.  I think you might be on to something.   It is all about ratings. You know it.  He knows it.  Ask the simpliest questions, you get the wider range of the "Bell" curve listening. 

For those, who don't know, the majority of the Coast audience know the IQ of people can be diagramed on a bell curve.  In some circles, the IQ is the intelligence quotient, and in others ignorant questioning.  I will let the reader discern the proper application of my sentence.

It is like driving your 1999 Chevette with 500,000 miles until you are running on the rims and the rubber was left on the interstate at the last exit where Ian Punnett got off.

I feel like a keyboard tourist now.  No need to tour Cape, just picture brick shit buildings.  Now, I know the neighborhood of Limbaugh, and how he could be a  product of his upbringing.

Actually, I like Rush and listen to him at least a hour a day, but for the last several months I have not listened to day-time talk at all.  I will have to make a point of listening to his interpretations of the presidential race.  He usually has a sharp and unique perspective that make you think from a different angle.   

Quote from: HAL 9000 on January 04, 2012, 09:35:42 PM
Actually, NOT. It was named for his grandfather:

"Rush Hudson Limbaugh Sr. was a well-known and respected member of the Cape Girardeau community. Limbaugh received his legal training at the University of Missouriâ€"Columbia and practiced law for nearly 80 years until his death in 1996 at the age of 104. At the time, he was the nation’s oldest practicing lawyer."

http://www.gsa.gov/portal/content/102681

Thanks for the historical trivia.  That is interesting.   Now it all makes sense and I can feel that there is some hope in our Federal Judicial system. 

Why are the two top-rated radio hosts in the universe from the state of Missouri?
Limbaugh and Noory, show me why.

Back to Limbaugh, the Federal Building in Cape Girardeau is even named in honor of him.  I don't recall the exact name, but I think it is the Rush Limbaugh Federal Building.  Do the Feds and Limbaugh have common interests, are they in the same building together?  Did one of Lindbaugh's relatives donate the land. . . .