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Quote from: WOTR on February 21, 2021, 02:35:45 PM
To me, it sounds like the one clip has been "doctored" to remove some of the booing while boosting the whistles...

Its not paranoia if they're really out to get you.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 21, 2021, 02:41:37 PM
you’re [dead] wrong

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z380jNJbFO8

Quote from: Jackstar on February 21, 2021, 06:52:17 PM
/flex

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e68gtRQ-I-c

Quote from: Silphion on February 21, 2021, 07:11:25 PM
Who is Jack Michaelson, again?

The illuminating shadow.

Quote from: Pelayo on February 21, 2021, 08:22:40 PM
Pacquan

Quote from: Spookcat on February 21, 2021, 09:45:28 PM
came out

Ut oh!

Quote from: Asuka Langley on February 21, 2021, 10:40:31 PM
Cat Ladies be wildin!

Niggers. Its niggers. Pay attention.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 21, 2021, 11:12:27 PM
The only girl I ever loved was a softball pitcher with a cracked tooth.

Zoloft hit me right in the puss.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 16, 2021, 06:13:17 AM
hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLyP0B2Q-R4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y71S8X1iImU

Quote from: Asuka Langley on February 21, 2021, 11:26:29 PM
🔥LIT CITY🔥

https://youtu.be/3cV6pnvCVM4

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 21, 2021, 11:12:27 PM
is fat

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 21, 2021, 11:25:02 PM
My folks would have been so proud.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on February 21, 2021, 02:03:55 PM
hello, based department?

Quote from: Jackstar on January 02, 2021, 06:38:10 AM
Reminder: You're not hosting "Five Minutes With Jackstar," you were given permission to host "Five Point Five Minutes With Jack Stark," which, as we all know, is an entirely different show.

Whats with the cobalt with the ladder in his back pocket?

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 21, 2021, 12:59:30 PM
You are a funny bunny

Quote from: Jackstar on February 21, 2021, 10:02:01 AM
I'm surprised they can even be detected. You would be amazed how many V'iri'i can shove themselves through one of those "improper doorways"... in a microsecond.

Remember: One can hide from view by passing in front.

Quote from: Jackstar on January 17, 2021, 08:04:50 PM
Let the bodies pile up in the streets.

Is that the nature of the medical emergency?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 21, 2021, 01:04:20 PM
Their little melodrama is getting real fucking tedious, no?

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 21, 2021, 01:16:40 PM
It's getting harder to tell the 2 of you apart.

I don't believe you can even remember which one you are.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 21, 2021, 11:14:27 AM
I'll allow it.

It's getting harder to tell the 2 of you apart.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 21, 2021, 11:44:13 AM
We must listen with an attentive ear; for it is a still, small voice. It is not indeed a voice uttered in words, as when a man speaks to his friend; but it is a perception infused by the secret operations and influences of the Divine Spirit, insinuating (an intimate hint) to us obedience, patience, meekness, humility, and all the other Christian virtues, in a language perfectly intelligible to the attentive soul.

I have heard the voice.

I once found it at home, in the stove.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 21, 2021, 12:36:31 PM
Boring! No one cares.

Apathy is a heartfelt gesture, in such an instance. That's my group chat.

Quote from: albrecht on February 21, 2021, 12:39:15 PM
"I don't know if he is schizophrenic or just smarter than the rest of us."

Its not very difficult to outsmart a bald wop with a worldwide following.

Reminiscing upon a time when this meathead guffawed at Whitley Strieber's musings, I don't think it'll be long till he winds up on the wrong side of an anal probe.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 21, 2021, 10:02:01 AM
Have they figured out how to halt any openings of the microscopically-sized particle teleportation conduits yet?

Negatory.

They are more concerned with important matters here--

Like AOC sneezing into a blintz.

Like, what flavour?

Dunkin' Donuts or Starbucks?

Flats or pumps?

Decisions, decisions.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 21, 2021, 10:02:01 AM
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

https://youtu.be/S-XEINagmaU

Quote from: Jackstar on February 21, 2021, 11:14:27 AM
This ghetto planet sucks at co-ordinating grand piano openings.

You should see the view from here.