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Trump is definitely a murderer. He's murdering your pathetic ass loser ideology and it couldn't be more beautiful.

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This will be an almighty broadcast.

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Quote from: Lilith on October 27, 2020, 10:02:06 PM
That cackle...

Heather Clinton.

Slurp slurp slurp slurp.

Sounds like old Jack has been badly pussywhipped. Hm. I think I concur with him though. Free Rubini.

To atone for the egregious censorship and suppression we'll be gathering his posts from the archives and having them published in a lavish limited production collector's edition leatherbound hardback titled 'Fuck MV'. Art believes it will be available on Amazon.

Quote from: Jackstar on October 25, 2020, 04:15:31 PM
All j* blocks/bans lifted. All is forgiven. ALL. Even that absolute bastard that used to post all that spam for sunglasses--even that individual is now meant to be unbanned, and all is forgiven. I have been using the word "all" here, because I bloody well mean it.

It has come to my attention that some people needed to have a global announcement about this--hopefully they won't miss this signal while doing their makeup with the powder room. I mean, on the powder room. I mean, in the powder room. Whatevah.

If one finds themselves still unable to message me, or my Staff, or my Rod, or the crew of the USS Comfort, at all, at any time, in any way, please locate & inform your closest local LegacyKeeper.

Also, as an aside: the position of Fishwife has been filled. Sorry, Roswell's Art--pate bought our your contract, and there was nothing I could do about it, without making Grapefruit jelly.

Very magnanimous.

Quote from: Liberace! on October 25, 2020, 04:06:22 AM
Anagrammy.

Quote from: anagrammy on August 15, 2011, 10:51:32 AM
Thanks for the support, folks.  My personal philosophy is that you create a positive energy from within, whatever the world challenges.  There has never been an "ideal" time, the present is always the most important time in history because it is the time when one can act.    One can write letters, protest, or just proclaim your truth here, on the internet.  This may require bravery.

I am pleased to hear that Michael received many PM's about Carruther's objectionable post that it was so great to screw a "girl" who's ass fit in the palm of his hand (really--a three-year old?).  Michael defended him and removed the comment due to PMs which agreed with me.  Nevertheless, he stuck to his guns that that comment was just humor.  Next a poster from someone who would seek a place in America which would allow him to marry a sixteen year old. Michael agreed with that joke, too.  Next, Michael posted a list of violent crimes which he believes are perfectly ok topics for humor if handled "correctly."   Here is his post:

"second, my point in posting the bill hicks video was to illustrate the fact that things are sometimes funny, despite how "off limits" or socially unacceptable they are to you personally.  i can't (and won't) control what makes me laugh.  when i'm hearing/reading/watching comedy, i don't do so through the prism of anything being off limits.  i think people who DO limit their humor exposure in that fashion aren't fun or funny people, despite how they might like to see themselves.

also on the list of subjects that can be funny if delivered smartly:
rape
suicide
abortion
retardation
pink socking
spousal abuse
homosexuality
white supremacy

One poster PMd me asking what pink socking was.  That's a hate crime, folks, where a bunch of bullies put dirt in socks and wait in the shower for their gay victim.  When the boy comes in they beat him bloody, hence turning the sock "pink" --water+blood, get it?

Michael invited me to leave this forum; he thinks it might not be right for me. As he stated above, I am not fun or funny because I don't like this kind of humor.  It makes violence a sick joke.   I have been thinking it over and considering that he may have a point.  This forum has been a big part of my life and has helped me through some rough spots, and I have made some "real" friends here.  This is why I have hesitated, also because I wanted to calm down.  Honestly, I suspect Michael is going through a rough time with Nabila gone and his back hurting.  And he just moved, so you know he's still living among boxes.  That can't be fun. 

This is the last straw for me, folks.  I realize everybody is entitled to his own opinion and I have supported, respected and tried to understand Michael Vandeven's positions.  But the combination of him defending Carruthers while believing sexual predators should be killed and him listing (and arranging prettily!) these "appropriate" topics for humor.  No, and I don't want to support the site of someone that believes this.  Nothing personal, I just have to stand by my own convictions.

Michael doesn't want people to say goodbye, he thinks they should just quit if they don't like CoastGab. I think freedom of speech includes the right to say why you are leaving.  I considered CoastGab my community--I've been a daily poster and I want to say goodbye, share my thoughts, and thanks for all the laughs.

Anagrammy

PS. If you'd like to stay in touch, email me at anagrammy@gmail.com

Yeah this guy is definitely hidin' with Biden.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on October 23, 2020, 01:14:59 PM
You worded your post strangely... It would have helped if you didn't post that photo.

Now we all know why you vote libertarian. 

Quote from: Corona Kitty on October 23, 2020, 05:11:26 AM
It's pretty odd thing to say when there's a young girl in the picture. By the way, that image is of George Noory and Tom Leykis, not Tom danheiser.

No, the only odd thing is that when you hear 'panties' you start thinking about little girls.

Quote from: ItsOver on October 23, 2020, 04:10:19 AM
Yep, nothing like living that Snorge high life and rolling with Tommee.

Not a single dry pair of panties when Dave and Tommee come rolling through.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 22, 2020, 03:59:53 PM
Is he talking about myke?

Well, I might be paraphrasing...

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 07, 2018, 04:37:15 PM
It is the minutiae that defines a legacy.
It angers them that I am in their Nazi bunker.
It angers them that I misspell her name.
It angers them that my mirrored arm looks better than her mirrored hair.

From the three or four days where Bart was actually funny.

"It angers him that that we don't listen to his show.
It angers him that MV is more talented than he is.
It angers him that this thread is four times the size of his."
-Bart Ell

Now this is scandalous.

Nice MV impersonation, Azz.

Quote from: jcoscarmorgus on October 19, 2020, 10:36:03 PM
does anybody know  where the caller jc went
did he pass on

JC is just fine, getting a little long in the tooth though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRAwx2ZPPMo

Quote from: Gunner65 on October 21, 2020, 08:12:43 PM
I want Groyper, MV,  and Michael Decon to interview me. For starters.  It's all here:  https://rkcolejr.blogspot.com/2020/09/douglas-duane-dietrich-exposed.html

Call in to the next Gabcast. I could listen to another Gunner edition. Been like a year since you were on.

"Yeah"
*fake laugh*
*seal clap*

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 21, 2020, 04:30:47 PM

MABAKALAKAMALABASAI

MAMASE MAMASA MAMACOOSA

Quote from: AZZERAE on October 21, 2020, 02:05:24 PM
Hahahahahaha Michael Decon is crying and wanking because he doesn't like seeing me on the GabCast. So fucking gay.

It was his turn.

#Legacy

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 21, 2020, 12:07:54 PM
I would like to address one additional fiction perpetuated on the last gabcast, the idea that "you can't trust a skinny chef".  This bit of disinformation (probably originated by some aspiring Russian student of the culinary arts -- all Russians have no necks are built like fireplugs and run to fat early) depends on the idea that expertise comes from overindulgence, both in one's own efforts and in the efforts of others.  Nothing could be further from the truth:  what you want is a discriminating chef, one who knows exactly how many pushups/miles/days of fasting it takes to pay for that piece of cake, and who will make sure it is worth the effort.  It is very simple if you think about it.  Even if you are one of those people who will never pay in this manner and just accept the next belt-loop with no more than a shrug of resignation you will reap the rewards of your chef's ascetic discipline.

Yes indeed. A good chef will discriminate strongly against unsavory and possibly illegal foodstuffs, barring them entry to the kitchen at all or quickly deporting them if they happen to slip through.

Poor chefs aka fatties however, take the open borders policy.

Quote from: analog kid on October 20, 2020, 09:40:49 PM
Imagine admitting you watch this crap, not to mention that you believe it. Keep on jerking bros.

#Cope

Trump's boobs are better. Almost as good as Art's.

Accusations are emerging from the Azzerae campaign that the timebandit campaign colluded with Russia to hack the bellgabber of the year election.

Quote from: Lilith on October 16, 2020, 10:32:01 PM
It was fun listening to her let everybody know she needed money to repair her roof.

I'd pay Groyper a dollar to call in and tell her to get a job.

Quote from: whoozit on October 11, 2020, 05:48:37 PM
People spend so much time worrying about what happens when you die.  Why is no one worried about what happens before you were born?  Aren’t they likely to be the same thing?

I had a dream about this once. I was a spirit, floating free in a warm, peaceful, dark void for what seemed like an eternity. All was well. Then the void was split and light came pouring in through a crack in space and time. Some kind of large object or entity breached my sanctuary from elsewhere, it seemed hostile and alien, possibly an invasive craft driven by a being from outside this dimension. A small opening appeared at the tip of the craft and millions if not billions of smaller stark white craft began flooding out of it, spreading out to every corner of my domain, swarming all in sight. One set upon me and took me captive, forcing me into a prison of flesh to suffer for reasons I could not comprehend. I woke from my dream, my bed soaked in sweat and other bodily fluids. The great mystery of life had opened itself up to me but I was unable to penetrate it. I came to no conclusions.

I'm calling on Michael Vrump, President of the Incited Pates of Bellgab, to hereby ban the ignore function. Bellgab as a nation was built on the principal of free speech and a strong belief in growing a hairy pair and facing mean words that hurt your feelings on the internet with courage. God bless the IPB, home of the vicious, land of the vaguely lovable.

Our Fort Rock who art in Heaven. Hallowed be his name.

Quote from: Jackstar on October 06, 2020, 02:56:10 AM
It was a different time. It was a different place. I had a different nose, and a different belly button. I am not going to lie.

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So predictable.