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Quote from: Jackstar on November 07, 2018, 03:38:54 PM
Wow. That's too bad.

I had to triple check to figure out if that was Larry David or Chevy Chase.

Marijuana industry stocks are soaring after Sessions got his ass handed to him today. You invested, Jackie? You banking?

Quote from: Azzerae on November 07, 2018, 03:10:25 PM
I heard MV likes organic bacon

Mika Vara, the talented host of Late Night in the Midlands, which is in no way a crappy knock off of Art Bell's Midnight in the Desert, told me Michael Vandeven is just a clever internet persona. In reality MV is Michael Hoffa, the secret grandson of Jimmy Hoffa, and still runs the Teamsters all these years later and pockets cash from the mafia to move the unions in their favor.

Quote from: username on November 07, 2018, 03:05:03 PM
Heather should post here.

But to do that she would have to read things that hurt her little feelings and shatter her self image and world view.

Sessions REKT

I never liked this creepy little troll doll looking MF

I've made the corner a few times over the years. I honestly view it as the greatest honor of my life. Thinking about getting the screenshots framed.

Quote from: username on November 06, 2018, 09:23:58 PM
https://youtu.be/5o2zbOTeXYI

Holy shit.

Where is Pinochet when you need him?

The blue wave having dissipated will now turn into the blue heavy flow period and related PMS symptoms.

Ohio pretty much breaking even, each party holding onto what they already had. As a bonus we have a slightly better incoming governor. Anything beats John Kasich really. (Or John Gaysich as I like to call him.)

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 06, 2018, 04:10:13 PM
I shit on your piss.

I fart on your shit.

Quote from: Jackstar on November 06, 2018, 04:38:30 PM
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Fuck you Jesus, I'm trying to look at some boobies and such

I'm looking forward to seeing what Trump looks like after 8 years in office. Obama looks like cold shit. If Trump comes out of it looking good despite the added pressure of constant slander and attacks, it will be strong proof stress isn't what ages Presidents so much, it's all the evil shit they do.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 06, 2018, 02:43:44 PM
Group Hug! No ass grabbing this time!

Maybe just a little ass grabbing.

I boated.

Quote from: Metron2267 on November 06, 2018, 12:35:49 PM
I kept looking for MV and the always fashionable Q poncho...

I'm kinda caught up with the Mike Vara drama now but still have no clue what this whole MV poncho video thing is about. Link?

He just uploaded some footage of the motorcade:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ8sNFEWW_E

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on November 05, 2018, 09:19:03 PM
Joe Biden: "Is that a pacifier in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?"

Baby: "Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?"

Probably at the bar. Dude has a serious drinking problem.

So when President Trump and the GOP defy historical precedent and hold both houses what do you think will happen? Double down on Russia conspiracy hysteria or will they come up with a new excuse?

This thread reminds me of Bateman. Where you at Bateman? Come back to us. I know you're lurking.

Quote from: Liberace! on November 04, 2018, 12:05:47 PM
If you come down to Cape Girardeau, I'll buy you a Starbucks.

Hopefully you guys can find some nice boobies and butts and stuff to look at.

Quote from: WOTR on November 03, 2018, 01:00:53 PM
You do know that men died too... Right?  Your most famous example (Salem) has two men being executed- 13 women and two men.  Please get off your high horse and don't feel so persecuted with reference to the misogynist culture being responsible.  (Oh, I know- those two who were executed were the first male feminists and had to be killed for it...)  :

Men didn't even need to be alleged warlocks to be oppressed and murdered. All we had to do was say wacky stuff like the earth is round and it revolves around the sun. As Tootsie demonstrates, feminist thought is a refuge for losers who want to unburden themselves with personal responsibility and believe instead that men are collectively responsible for their pathetic lives.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/mental-illness/symptoms-causes/syc-20374968

Quote from: ItsOver on November 03, 2018, 12:22:05 PM

To be fair, no one said whores can't sing.

I hope Bart maintains Ellgab in perpetuity. The sanctimonious buzzkills need somewhere to graze and pat each other on the back. He's provided them a nice little pasture.

Quote from: Tootsie Wootsy on November 02, 2018, 10:44:01 PM
you lying piece of garbage

For meat to be Kosher, the animal must be slaughtered in a particular way, so the Rabbi in a Kosher abattoir is a specially trained religious slaughterer. The animal must be killed so it feels little pain.

Quote from: StarrMountain on November 02, 2018, 10:43:34 PM
Most all animals in a slaughterhouse, Kosher or not, suffer trauma when being killed.
Endorphins are released which changes the flavor and quality of the meat for the worse.
Having raised my own animals for slaughter and having a professional come out to do the "kill," the animal was calm and unaware of what was about to happen.  The meat from an animal that is not traumatized before killing is far better than the meat from animals that are.

I'm pretty sure you're both wrong. My buddy Samuel Mecklenberg told me this while he was eating some kosher bacon. He couldn't stop himself from laughing while telling me and he really seemed to relish every bite. Reminded me a little of Hannibal Lecter. I've never seen him act that way eating regular people bacon. Must be a genetic trait of jews, some kind of taste bud mutation that makes suffering delectable.

Btw I'm reporting you to Liberace, Tootsie. No need for that kind of abuse and name calling. This is a safe space for happy people. Please respect it. You're keeping all kinds of great people from using the board with your nastiness. They told me.

According to my Jewish friend kosher meat tastes better because of the chemicals released by the fear, panic, pain, and suffering they experience while being tortured and brutally killed by a Satanist Rabbi.

Gabcast is always a treat

We came for Art

But we stay for Liberace 

Quote from: Catsmile on November 02, 2018, 08:17:45 PM
# Maybe Even 3 Voids That Can't Be Filled By Him
# BreakMeOffSomeOfDat!

One of which may or may not be naturally occuring.

Unless your brooom caaan flyyyyyy
You're stuck for liiife in Nyyyyyyyye

It was the suicide claim, MV.

The only Bartcast I ever listened to was the one with Karen and Airyn and I couldn't stand that British cunt. Stop virtue signalling and feigning melodrama and actually discuss something for fuck sake.