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Michael Obama was never impregnated.

It was actually a cuckstable all along.

Quote from: ItsOver on November 09, 2018, 07:46:06 AM
I hear you, but let's look at it from the bigger picture.

"I was disappointed when God whacked my ass, with no warning or explanation.  But the fact is it's his world and he has no real good reason to continue to pay for it and run it to begin with besides being a source of occasional amusement.  The people who acted like and are still acting like God owes them something irk me way more than God ending the world irked me.  I hate entitlement."

When it rains it's just MV pissing in our faces, the dick licker.

Praise MV

Quote from: brig on November 09, 2018, 01:42:18 AM
It almost seems like Heather has a bad wire somewhere.  Maybe a break in a wire that stays in contact most of the time.

Most likely in her brain.

Quote from: Jackstar on November 09, 2018, 12:36:48 AM
Issues like "gatekeeper needs a plausible excuse to not take calls during time of national tumult" are hard to solve.

Actually very easy to solve we'd just have to stop pretending civility outweighs pragmatism. Give those operators a glock and send them out to solve the problem Duterte-style.

Art is in your lines, sabotaging your show.

#ArtBellLegacy

I was disappointed when MV took Bellgab down with no warning or explanation too. But the fact is it's his site and he has no real good reason to continue to pay for it and run it to begin with besides being a source of occasional amusement. The people who acted like and are still acting like MV owes them something irk me way more than MV closing the site irked me. I hate entitlement.

Did HeatWad explain what exactly happened that was so impossible?

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 08, 2018, 10:43:23 PM
Trauma from having supped with Senda, perhaps?

I used to be active on the porn torrent sites.  Wherever you were, there were always people who were "consumers" who would bitch and moan about the torrent postings.  Not enough preview photos.  Not split by scene.  The compilation was lacking in some way.  It was endless.  All this complaining about stuff they were getting for FREE.

When Bellgab closed, I was sad.  But then I smiled, because I realized that I had experienced something so good that I missed it that much.  And how can one not be happy about that?

As for Trump...well, have you noticed how happy and genial George W. Bush has been lately?  At one time, he was considered one of the worst presidents ever.  Now, he's not even the worst president in the past decade.

Well that and the fact daddy isn't making him kill people anymore. Dubya and Jeb are like a low rent Michael and Alfredo Corleone. Or maybe Dubya is Fredo and Jeb is more like Walt Jr from Breaking Bad.

Mhm, sure it did sweetie.

Quote from: brig on November 08, 2018, 09:07:24 PM
I always like Amys and Leos segments on Arts show.  I might have been the only one who did, not sure...

I didn't mind Dark Matter News. At least the concept of it. I have pretty fond memories of fall 2015, and Dark Matter News with all of Leo's flubs and the shitty commercials were all part of that.

Quote from: brig on November 08, 2018, 09:03:31 PM
I knew there was something about Leo that I liked, besides his segmemt on Arts show.

I'm glad we can all put our differences aside and agree Heather sucks ass.

Quote from: Azzerae on November 08, 2018, 08:57:57 PM
Sooo that would make YOU a top...interesting.

I'm flexible.

Quote from: Azzerae on November 08, 2018, 08:47:00 PM
Was he good in bed?

He was a small guy. Sub bottom.

Quote from: brig on November 08, 2018, 08:43:24 PM
I think this is her best one, kind of nice, but if she cuts her hair, it's all over.

She looks like a guy I used to go to school with.

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on November 08, 2018, 08:20:40 PM
What happened to this forum? I left for a few years, and I apparently returned to the Hatfields and the McCoys. 

Mirror of the times. A lot of people have left and turned on a dime in their attitude towards this place since MV started openly expressing positive opinions on Trump in 2015. Paperboy was always one of the more neurotic anti-Trumpers on the board. I find it very hard to believe personally that anyone could be genuinely angry over a forum shutting down for a few months. Has to be residual anger from something else.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chode%20Chomper

Quote from: Azzerae on November 08, 2018, 08:15:02 PM
Mouth is mouth

Ever seen a horse bite an apple?

I hope Art wasn't a fan of oral.

Paperboy always seemed like a bitter little man to me.

Fuck Dave Schrader. Just as much of a joyless pussywillow as Art, Keith, and Heather. Woe is them. Pigs pretending they're too good to roll in the mud. At least Art had the benefit of talent and success on his side. Dave has jack shit.

Gawd Art was such a drama queen.

Quote from: Donald Noory on November 08, 2018, 03:12:24 PM
Has tRump asked any of the giant intellects in this thread to be his new Attorney General yet? Asking for a friend.
(Whitaker is temporary, and was appointed unconstitutionally)

No, but President of the United States and Commander in Chief of the United States Armed Forces Donald John Trump Senior did approach me earlier this year to marry and impregnate Tiff to ensure we've got at least 3 or 4 generations of President Trumps lined up.

Quote from: Azzerae on November 08, 2018, 03:21:01 PM
I'm not usually the one turning the meat on the fire (I tend to be the one talking and drinking while all the other people do the work), but you guys sure have answered my questions on what constitutes an American barbecue. Fascinating.

Just don't ask about German barbecue.

Looks like the Grimmy is coming for Ruthie.

Consider what this nation would be looking like right about now if Hillary had gotten to put up three SCOTUS justices.

It will be so epic when heroic FBI man arrests bad orange man.

: ^ |

Quote from: Kizuna Ai on November 07, 2018, 07:36:01 PM
BAKA!, they dont even have a marble nigga

Ramune is great too. Luckily I have a place up the road that carries it. Lychee ramune is pretty damn good.

Good thing Jarritos are actually made in California so we don't have to worry about tariffs or how to get them over the wall.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 07, 2018, 04:55:28 PM
Yes! Then we get to watch the Dems attack a woman. It’s win/win!

Not just a woman but a Jewish woman. It's a real pleasure to be living in a time where antisemitic socialists accuse other people of being Nazis, especially when they do it to actual Jews.