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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 28, 2020, 10:25:59 PM
Yes but it’s only because you followed their orders that you’re still alive.

The second wave is coming!

My only regret is that I have but two lives to give to Corona.

Quote from: timebandit on April 28, 2020, 11:25:57 PM
lamestream media?

I only believe the news I get from Heather. Her sources are validated, by unknown emails.

Quote from: Nyewalker on April 28, 2020, 11:11:49 PM
He was taken to Area 51

Commonsense would say he is hiding out in fear of Corona. He is probably locked away somewhere riding out the storm. Every time he goes missing for a few weeks there are reports he’s dead. Not dead just hiding like the pussy he is.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 28, 2020, 11:11:46 PM
What’s that?

anything that isn’t CNN

South Korea media reports he’s alive..... but because some email Heather takes that over quality sources.

The media said I would be dead by now.... yet here I am.

Reading emails and eating burgers!



Reading because no callers or is this a regular thing?

Tim whasburg or whatever his name is, the dude who took over Midnight in the Desert for a month claims he was banned from Bellgab?

Cheeseburger talk.......

Quote from: Morgus on April 27, 2020, 10:19:55 PM
My "check" was already auto-deposited to bank account a couple weeks ago but today in the mail I got a letter signed by the President himself saying I should be getting the money deposited soon...

The mail is running way behind where I live.

The fact I am listening to this show is making me rethink decisions I’ve made in my life. How I’ve got to the point I’m listening to this show at midnight instead of literally anything else.

Of course numbers have went up. Testing is going up daily. You don’t need to be prophet to predict that numbers are going to go up with increased testing.

Oh well Montana Mike says I’m dead by September anyway, might as well send my money to Heather so she can get a new roof. Whatever is left will go to Falkie.

Guest did an 8ball right before the show. Is talking so fast his heart might explode.

An add for Pink Panther?!? Uhh filler

Quote from: chefist on April 21, 2020, 10:17:53 PM
Did she graduate high school?

Given the current mathematics professor speaking, who is proclaiming 300 million + dead in the US by Sept and her acceptance of it, I think we have the answer.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 21, 2020, 10:15:26 PM
I believe you mean Swiss.

Touché


Does Heather know anything about “flattening the curve”. It means people still get sick and die, the hospitals just don’t get over loaded. That’s why there is gradual easing.

I am OK with dying, for liberty.

Neutral doctor? Is that a Swedish one

Quote from: chefist on April 21, 2020, 10:09:30 PM
Heather and Tim fighting for fuckheads? LOL

They should have called me, I’ve been to an airport.

Heather is talking about hard places.

Quote from: chefist on April 21, 2020, 10:05:51 PM
One "Art catch phrase" after another..."Raging through the Night"...what's next...

Roof repair talk, she needs a deductible. Promises to keep us update on roof repair.

Heather at least has a better guest tonight than last night, a guy whose literal qualification was he lived by an airport.

Here is what media reports on.

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1252605645091745792

WTF


http://youtu.be/dCo0q9ZM62w

QuoteDe Blasio’s social distancing tip line flooded with penis photos, Hitler memes
Photos of extended middle fingers, the mayor dropping the Staten Island groundhog and news coverage of him going to the gym have all been texted to a special tip line that de Blasio announced Saturday, according to screenshots posted on Twitter.

One user sent the message “We will fight this tyrannical overreach!” to the service and got an automated message that in part said, “Hello, and thank you for texting NYC311.”

“Fâ€"k you!” replied @MorganLSchmidt1, along with a meme showing Adolph Hitler and the words “TO THOSE TURNING IN YOUR NEIGHBORS AND LOCAL BUSINESSES â€" YOU DID THE REICH THING.”

“Start flooding their reporting text numbers with this pics!” the tweet added.

Other profane messages included a photo of a bowl of gummy candies in the shape of male genitalia and a sign saying “EAT A BAG OF Dâ€"KS.”

https://nypost.com/2020/04/21/de-blasios-social-distancing-tip-line-flooded-with-obscenities/?fbclid=IwAR3C2AGbXPOxW5Lbo2efKCT5FZn3qJhq5z8ahDFNN1xFP53AGGbwX8fICLQ

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252204786059018240?

indeed.

Quote from: chefist on April 20, 2020, 11:20:11 PM
Is Kim Jong ill?

Sorry

Maybe Rodman will go check on his buddy.

Quote from: Lilith on April 20, 2020, 11:10:33 PM
What the heck is going on?

Do I have to go listen to Heatha?

YES the guest is a guy who used to live by an airport!

This guy of the three shows has the least drama. Sorry Tiimy but you are the odd man out.