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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

pate

Listen I intend
Transfer this haiku to the
B S thread right now!

pate

Wet lawn, Bright morning.
Squatting dog trying to poop.
sNooron won't let go.

zeebo

Secret doors again
Oooh who could it be this time?
Nobody cares, Jorch

Heather Wade

George Noory suckage
Hurts the hearts of the people;
Get him off the air.

Mr. Fidget

Mighty broadcasters worldwide nightly,
earn enough to speak rightly,
coaching daily, reduces fail'ee

wr250

doom n gloom, Catherine Austin Fitts
economic disaster looms
not as bad as interview with snoory

wr250

Quote from: wr250 on July 07, 2014, 09:00:12 AM
doom n gloom, Catherine Austin Fitts
economic disaster looms
not as bad as interview with snoory

hour 2 , paranormal investigations
keith johnson, demonologist
jorch snoory: is there angels ?

Mr. Fidget

Trained years, he was
nine years reserve, he had
mission accomplished, disinformation radio!

wr250

flaming pizza roles, burnt
sensitive mouth, shlurred wordsh
noory eats them all

Gd5150

Riders on the storm
Some Velvet Morning
UFO Philtard

Chaim

Samba in the air
but Blitzkrieg kills the drums
Nazis destroyed Brazil!

zeebo

World Cup on my mind
Like soccer balls to the head
Whenever Jorch speaks

wr250

illegal immigration and the merlin project
shameless jorch asks
"immigrants come thru portals?"

wr250

George Noory hosts guest(s) TBA.
jones,quayle,  see-krut door?
no one but  the nooron knows

zeebo

toomrik, portuhls,
seekrut doors, and pizza roles
all part of Jorch-world

Heather Wade

Quote from: zeebo on July 13, 2014, 10:38:25 PM
toomrik, portuhls,
seekrut doors, and pizza roles
all part of Jorch-world

Radio not on,
Cannot suffer the Nooron.
Ten PM... silence.

wr250

talentless host in the dark
psychic annunaki
4 hours, ill sleep well

zeebo

A message through space ...
Made by Jorch, Speaker for Earth
"DO YOU HAVE TURKEE?"

wr250

plane full of kids, shot down
morbid george,  hosting
friday TBA, gruesome details exposed

wr250

noory's anti-EMP campaign, on radio
sudden X-15 flare
noory silenced,bellgab rejoices

wr250

richard c hoagland imitator
wannabe ,host sucks too
no imitation of jorch can be found

onan

Smashed balls in a vice
Smashed balls in a goddamn vice,
That's what noory's like.

zeebo

aldous - it's your thread
your friendship circle awaits
help us mock Jorch more

For your approval:
Whirling portal; cigarette.
Gawrsh, it's a cookbook.

pate

Laughing at you George
I'm seriously laughing
You are no Art Bell

I like to call this one the Dog Days of Suckage.

Circle in the Sand;
Never-Ending Sound; 'Round; 'Round.
Suck is Forever.

credits:  Belinda Carlisle

wr250

sasquatch ,champ and cryptids
all chased away
by a disembodied mustache

wr250

scary shadows,wiccan magic
good late night radio?
only the mustache knows

pate

Ebola zombie
Virulent plague media Jorge
Patient zero

(jiyuritsu not teikei)

zeebo

What'sh up with peeeble?
Really un-bah-leef-able!
It's jusht uh-may-zsheen!

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