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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

wr250

on the 3rd day of christmas
george noory gave to me
3 pizza rolls, and a turkee sammich in a tree

zeebo

Suckiness all week
Show by show, accumulates
A suckage black hole

pate

Penis is tasty
Not microwave pizza roll
G. Noory loves it!

wr250

on the 4th day of xmas
george noory gave to me
4 moronic callers, in a tree

wr250

Quote from: wr250 on November 18, 2014, 06:05:04 AM
on the 4th day of xmas
george noory gave to me
4 moronic callers, in a tree


on the 5th day of christmas
george noory gave to me
5 ed dames predictions, and blah blah blah , in a tree

zeebo

Jorch holiday time.
Special turkee sammiches:
Dips them in gravy

wr250

Quote from: zeebo on November 19, 2014, 08:38:01 PM
Jorch holiday time.
Special turkee sammiches:
Dips them in gravy pizza rolls

zeebo

Hyeers whaz happuhneen
Car recalls and milk studies
Paranormal, nope

zeebo

Eight hours of research:
Half hour surfing guest's website
Then, karaoke

aldousburbank

Quote from: zeebo on November 20, 2014, 02:20:41 AM
Eight hours of research:
Half hour surfing guest's website
Then, karaoke
George reading the news
Is as informative as
Not reading the news

wr250

on the 6th day of christmas
george noory gave to me
6 clashic shows, and a super suck sundayee.

wr250

on the 7th day of christmas
george noory gave to me
7 lost memories and some vitamin k in a tree

aldousburbank

How much does George suck?
Too complex for one haiku
Look at the data

zeebo

Quote from: aldousburbank on November 22, 2014, 07:31:52 PM
How much does George suck?
Too complex for one haiku
Look at the data

Suckage is diverse
One possible estimate:
Nineteen point five ways

The turtle is dead
An onlooker of just one
The child broadly grins

wr250

on the 8th day of christmas
george noory gave to us
8 aldous haiku's and ufophil in a bus

aldousburbank

Coast To Coast AM
Across nation, around globe
Coasting to a stop

aldousburbank

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on November 23, 2014, 03:16:16 AM
The turtle is dead
An onlooker of just one
The child broadly grins
Well done Grasshopper.

pate

Oh no! Not Again!
Moebius strip of suckage,
sNoory fumbles on...

wr250

on the 9th day of christmas
george noory gave to me
9 of courshe'sh and an archon in a tree

wr250

on the 10th day of chrishmush
george noory gave unto me
10 piiiiiiiiiiizza roles, in a tree

aldousburbank

A pound of Noory
Equals two pounds of suckage
The same in Metric

aldousburbank

Oh please Universe
The Guy From Pittsburgh tm
To replace Noory

pate

Dirt is forgetful,
Carnivora cum laude,
Jorch Nooree wakes up...

pate

No one responded
My haiku about me FAIL,
George Noory still sucks...

zeebo

George's research is
Some Wikipedia page
(summarized for him)

zeebo

So what's your website?
Where can people find your book?
I've no real questions.

zeebo

Martini olives
Ovoid-shaped, like Noory's head
In both - pimento

pate

He died, wow we
Go to open lines;  right now
Confuse me static!

pate

Now I am blinded,
iGnoory auditory...
Testify against.

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