The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[pate]

... has carapaced himself like one of his snails, leaving a slimy trail of resentment behind him wherever he goes.

My brother refers to any human bodily fluids left on furniture as "snail trails"  i.e. my nephew and his girlfriend spent the night at my house last night and left snail trails all over the couch

[Walks_At_Night]

My brother refers to any human bodily fluids left on furniture as "snail trails"  i.e. my nephew and his girlfriend spent the night at my house last night and left snail trails all over the couch

So what you are saying is...SV is your brother?

[pate]

So what you are saying is...SV is your brother?

Mein Gott y Sacre Bleu, nyet!

I am of the Northern European Trogoldytic Neandartal stock, my parents were not the sort of Social Justice warriors to adopt third-world children for virtue-signaling purposes.  He would have been properly beaten, chastised and disciplined were he my adoptive brother;  not the crass, impolite and banal boor that we know and love today...

[SredniVashtar]

So what you are saying is...SV is your brother?

He's just a bitter bitch because our father, the colonel, told me where the secret treasure was located with his dying breath while pate was too busy trying to get naked pics of the urban sasquatch.

[SredniVashtar]

the crass, impolite and banal boor that we know and love today...

Fuck off, cunt. Have you apologised for that GabCast yet? I'd rather have my scrotum set upon by snapping turtles than listen to that shit again.

[Walks_At_Night]

He's just a bitter bitch because our father, the colonel, told me where the secret treasure was located with his dying breath while pate was too busy trying to get naked pics of the urban sasquatch.

Oh.  The Colonel.   The world is a lesser place without him.

[pate]

In flagrante delicto photographs of t'urban sasquatch were the seekrut treasure;  father always said you were the slow one SV.

[pate]

Fuck off, cunt. Have you apologised for that GabCast yet? I'd rather have my scrotum set upon by snapping turtles than listen to that shit again.

Have you tried the fabled "alligator turtle" for this bizarre fetish of yours yet?



BTW, you spelt "apologized" rong.

[Corona Kitty]

I fell to sleep (not an indictment on the show or hosts)...but I'll go ahead and skip ahead...shoot, a show over 5 hours...holy crap that's long.

5 hours is way too long, I tuned out because it was a waste of time. However... some parts with heather getting buried were fun, it's too bad Pate was there.




Sincerely

The Best In The World.

[Jojo]

Have you tried the fabled "alligator turtle" for this bizarre fetish of yours yet?



BTW, you spelt "apologized" rong.

Pate - that's how his country spells it.

[pate]

Will you ever bored-cast without using that fake and gay robot voice, Daniel?

[Corona Kitty]

Pate - that's how his country spells it.

I'm afraid so.

#Sad

[pate]

Did you graduate from the sNooree Bored-cast Skool of Excelence and Clown Collage?>

#aMasheen!

[Corona Kitty]

No one's hating on you, we enjoy white trash.

[Dr. MD MD]

No one's hating on you, we enjoy white trash.

We?! You mean you and the catladies, mykey?

[pate]

No one's hating on you, we enjoy white trash.

I understand that is your target demographic for your little ninja-shoe?

#aMasheen!

[Corona Kitty]

Sounds like I have two girls fighting for my attention.

[pate]

Daniel, quit peeping me!

#aMasheen!

[Corona Kitty]

Let's get the facts correct...

I get more views than the gabcast and Heather's show combined.

I know it hurts but it's reality.


Sincerely

The best in the world.

[pate]

#aMasheen!

[Dr. MD MD]

Let's get the facts correct...

I get more views than the gabcast and Heather's show combined.

I know it hurts but it's reality.


Sincerely

The best in the world.

People like to watch a trainwreck.

[Corona Kitty]

People like to watch a trainwreck.

WOOOOOOOOO

[Dr. MD MD]

Mykey’s listener demograpic:

[pate]

Mykey’s listener demograpic:

He seekrut-ly wishes he had moar "hawt laddies" like this one.  FIFY.

[Corona Kitty]

You'd be surprised boys.





- The Best In The World

[Dr. MD MD]

You'd be surprised boys.





- The Best In The World

I really don’t think we would be.

[pate]

You'd be surprised boys.





#aMasheen!

Is that the coup de grace of your pick-up line when you are out cross-dressing in search of your next "conquest?"

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[Spookcat]

Mykey’s listener demograpic:

...there are cats on top of the fridge...

[WOTR]

Let's get the facts correct...

I get more views than the gabcast and Heather's show combined.

I know it hurts but it's reality.


Sincerely

The best in the world.

Please tell me that you are setting higher goals than this...

[pate]

Please tell me that you are setting higher goals than this...

His other hobbies include kicking puppies, stealing lunch money from children and "tasting" windowpanes.