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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83700 on: November 03, 2017, 03:22:49 AM »
Nah just bad program director and producer and crappy hosts. I saw the subject and also thought "they just did this show" and didn't listen. Tearing down my Halloween decorations outside I actually listened to the recent G2G. How awful. Besides dumping early and having a guest instead of callers he didn't let the guest get really into any of his stories. And the few callers Norry allowed? I swear some were repeats of past shows or then had called in before with those stories on a rare OL night. And then Norry simply rehased stories he told so many times before and then went to a recorded replay of him reading Poe. Awful stuff. He is not only lazy but really showed his contempt for the audience that night.
I think he records his holiday readings, so that they are flawless.  If he reads them live, they might be mangled.  He seems to treat holidays a little formally.

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« Reply #83701 on: November 03, 2017, 03:28:05 AM »

lol one of Jorch's stock questions, 'Is it a portal?'

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« Reply #83702 on: November 03, 2017, 03:32:53 AM »
11/3/17. Female caller starts after a very short silence, "I almost dropped the phone".
GN replied, "I almost dropped you, ha ha".


MORE THAN A CALLER, MORE THAN A CALLER TO ME.

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« Reply #83703 on: November 03, 2017, 03:46:57 AM »
Our final segment

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« Reply #83704 on: November 03, 2017, 04:32:07 AM »
Not sure if Jorch has ever come out of the closet before as a Fundamentalist but he unequivocally stated tonight that everything in the Bible is true. 'I believe the Bible is true. Some things are open to interpretation like are fallen angels extraterrestrials but everything in the Bible happened.' Somebody needs to call in and ask him the dinosaurs on the Ark question, always entertaining to hear fundamentalists handle that one. The man is an idiot and a bullshit artist.


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« Reply #83705 on: November 03, 2017, 04:57:10 AM »
Not sure if Jorch has ever come out of the closet before as a Fundamentalist but he unequivocally stated tonight that everything in the Bible is true. 'I believe the Bible is true. Some things are open to interpretation like are fallen angels extraterrestrials but everything in the Bible happened.' Somebody needs to call in and ask him the dinosaurs on the Ark question, always entertaining to hear fundamentalists handle that one. The man is an idiot and a bullshit artist.



He's a lapsed Catholic.  He gives lip service to everything but is passionate about nothing other than making a buck.

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« Reply #83706 on: November 03, 2017, 05:35:37 AM »

What kind of person states on national radio that he believes everything in the Bible is true but he really doesn't? What purpose is there in doing that?

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« Reply #83707 on: November 03, 2017, 05:40:58 AM »
He's a lapsed Catholic.  He gives lip service to everything but is passionate about nothing other than making a buck.
One of the many things which makes him a bore.  He has no core beliefs, he's a hollow shill, except for the creamy, shit-filled nougat.


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« Reply #83708 on: November 03, 2017, 05:48:47 AM »
One of the many things which makes him a bore.  He has no core beliefs, he's a hollow shill, except for the creamy, shit-filled nougat.

LMFAO! Nailed it! "no core beliefs" He is just in it for the "kinda ok amount of money." The color blue. Plaid Boxer shorts. Air that is just right. Pizza Rolls. Whatever man! Whatever! :)

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« Reply #83709 on: November 03, 2017, 05:50:49 AM »
He might also pull a fast fact out of his computer while not listening to his guest, like blurting out

Noory: the Kanamits were all played by Richard Kiel
Guest: (long pregnant pause followed by attempt to regain train of thought)
Noory: (still completely detached) Richard died in 2014

It's those little Noory electronic insights that are akin to fingernails on a blackboard.
Ha!  Jorch, the annoying twerp from second grade.  "Why is the sky blue?  I like turkee sammiches.  Want to pet my turtle, teacher?"

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« Reply #83710 on: November 03, 2017, 05:52:54 AM »
LMFAO! Nailed it! "no core beliefs" He is just in it for the "kinda ok amount of money." The color blue. Plaid Boxer shorts. Air that is just right. Pizza Rolls. Whatever man! Whatever! :)


"Thank yeeewww!"

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« Reply #83711 on: November 03, 2017, 05:57:15 AM »
If you worked with him, I swear you would catch that motherfucker staring at the wall without a thought in his head sometimes. Totally content.  :D

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« Reply #83712 on: November 03, 2017, 06:00:42 AM »
Jorch is such a spineless shell of a broadcaster. He doesn't have the intellect or balls to challenge guests, he agrees with everything they say no matter how preposterous the shit that comes from a guest's mouth is. The last time I listened a few days ago he had this gay sounding self styled exorcist, he's been on before. So the guy is telling his wild story about a possessed older woman he attended to in her home, the blow by blow description was amazing, a 25 minute epic battle with demons, the guy says he's 250 pounds and to fight a demon you have to be big and strong or you'd stand no chance. Jorch of course just goes along with him as if it's all very real offering a typical Nooryesque response 'They're strong aren't they'

I need to get into this amateur science field. I have come up with the 'Noory Test', similar to the 'Turing Test' - the Turing test is a test of computer AI's ability to convince a human that it could be a human by its responses to questions. The 'Noory Test' would be a test of humans so bland so robotic that another human cannot distinguish these persons from a robot simulating a human being's responses. I dream of the day psychologists use the Noory Test as a diagnostic standard for intellectual and emotional flatness, scored out of 10 - 'The patient is a Noory 9, shows little real empathy for others nor little knowledge or interest in acquiring any. The condition is benign, he is of no threat to others or himself but the prognosis for a full and successful life is poor. He would do best in environments where people need and seek the attention and approval of others non-judgmentally.'



11/03/17 23:52
Guest:. AIDS is a gay disease.  They are more promiscuous!
George: Why is there so much hate!
Redirecting is a form of disagreeing

Guest:. Blah, blah, blah
George: Unbelievable.
Expressing incredulity is a form of disagreeing

George also took a slightly strident tone, in defending Jesuit priests.

So, he does disagree out loud with guests.  But he does it in a  non-confrontational way.

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« Reply #83713 on: November 03, 2017, 06:11:13 AM »
If you worked with him, I swear you would catch that motherfucker staring at the wall without a thought in his head sometimes. Totally content.  :D


Lol.

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« Reply #83714 on: November 03, 2017, 06:17:06 AM »
Not sure if Jorch has ever come out of the closet before as a Fundamentalist but he unequivocally stated tonight that everything in the Bible is true. 'I believe the Bible is true. Some things are open to interpretation like are fallen angels extraterrestrials but everything in the Bible happened.' Somebody needs to call in and ask him the dinosaurs on the Ark question, always entertaining to hear fundamentalists handle that one. The man is an idiot and a bullshit artist.


He has stated a lot of Agnosticism, many times, shich isnt't even Christian.  But he also stated he believes in God, although it was years go.
As for the Bible, it sounded like he meant it as a historical record.  Because he then gave a few examples of how the Old Testament could fit with the Nephilim and thi gs like that.

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« Reply #83715 on: November 03, 2017, 06:57:42 AM »


Jorch Noory IS beyond belief.

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« Reply #83716 on: November 03, 2017, 07:13:58 AM »


Noory. Come party! (actual photo of the party)

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« Reply #83717 on: November 03, 2017, 07:44:46 AM »


Noory. Come party! (actual photo of the party)

LOL!!!!  Holy cow!  I forgot about the old generic products.  Especially the beer.  ;D


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« Reply #83718 on: November 03, 2017, 08:01:11 AM »
I'm not saying I didn't have some. I'm saying I was broke as hell and in college. Noory only gives you one, and he spilled half of it. He might hum a few bars of a Yanni song though. An outstanding time!

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« Reply #83719 on: November 03, 2017, 08:22:00 AM »
Was John Rappaport on twice within the last week? I swear I just heard the opioid epidemic for the second time. But I donít see in a recent previous date where he was on Snooryís show. I think Iím losing my mind here. Listening to Jorch will do that to ya.

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« Reply #83720 on: November 03, 2017, 09:04:10 AM »
Jorch is like generic toilet paper.  He disintegrates at the slightest resistance, pisses you off, and isn't worth the crap you're wiping.  Plus, Jorch would turn your ass Clairol ebony black.

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« Reply #83721 on: November 03, 2017, 10:27:37 AM »
Man. Craig B Hulet is damn hard to listen to. How is this paranormal? Garbage current events radio. I should just be listening to Alex Jones. False flags! False flags! False flags..........!!!!

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« Reply #83722 on: November 03, 2017, 10:58:12 AM »
Man. Craig B Hulet is damn hard to listen to. How is this paranormal? Garbage current events radio. I should just be listening to Alex Jones. False flags! False flags! False flags..........!!!!

I know.  I flipped over to Heather's show after hearing Hulet for two minutes.  I can't stand that guy.

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« Reply #83723 on: November 03, 2017, 11:43:37 AM »
Jorch is such a spineless shell of a broadcaster. He doesn't have the intellect or balls to challenge guests, he agrees with everything they say no matter how preposterous the shit that comes from a guest's mouth is. The last time I listened a few days ago he had this gay sounding self styled exorcist, he's been on before. So the guy is telling his wild story about a possessed older woman he attended to in her home, the blow by blow description was amazing, a 25 minute epic battle with demons, the guy says he's 250 pounds and to fight a demon you have to be big and strong or you'd stand no chance. Jorch of course just goes along with him as if it's all very real offering a typical Nooryesque response 'They're strong aren't they'...

Oh shit, hahaha.  Typical Norry.  He's on auto-pilot.  I guess the guest was fortunate he was at least listening.

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« Reply #83724 on: November 03, 2017, 11:45:37 AM »
Not sure if Jorch has ever come out of the closet before as a Fundamentalist but he unequivocally stated tonight that everything in the Bible is true. 'I believe the Bible is true. Some things are open to interpretation like are fallen angels extraterrestrials but everything in the Bible happened.' Somebody needs to call in and ask him the dinosaurs on the Ark question, always entertaining to hear fundamentalists handle that one. The man is an idiot and a bullshit artist.

And has little idea what's in the Bible

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« Reply #83725 on: November 03, 2017, 12:52:20 PM »
Not sure if Jorch has ever come out of the closet before as a Fundamentalist but he unequivocally stated tonight that everything in the Bible is true. 'I believe the Bible is true. Some things are open to interpretation like are fallen angels extraterrestrials but everything in the Bible happened.' Somebody needs to call in and ask him the dinosaurs on the Ark question, always entertaining to hear fundamentalists handle that one. The man is an idiot and a bullshit artist.



Did he really say that? Wowzer!
Tbf, he'd have to be a Young Earth Creationist as per Kenneth Hamm of Creation Museum fame (the earth and everything that ever existed on it is no more than 6,000 years old and we co-existed happily with the dinosaurs because there was no death and all animals were vegetarian until Eve fucked Adam) to be getting dinosaurs on the ark, but nevertheless, if you believe that everything in The Bible actually happened, there's a long, long list of questions begged!

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« Reply #83726 on: November 03, 2017, 01:10:02 PM »
In the bit of the Mound Culture/giants bit I heard last night, Mothman got mentioned and Joorch piped up about a 'very ancient' Native American tale of a chief doing battle with such a creature. It attacked the chief 'with its beak and claws and stuff like that,' said Noory. And ground to a halt. 'It's a great story' he added. And ground to a halt again before floundering back up with 'And, er, I do a little rendition of it myself from time to time, and, er......So, tell me [insert 3x5 question here]....'

Can you imagine? Maybe he does it as an encore after The Tell-Tale Heart.

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« Reply #83727 on: November 03, 2017, 02:10:04 PM »
In the bit of the Mound Culture/giants bit I heard last night, Mothman got mentioned and Joorch piped up about a 'very ancient' Native American tale of a chief doing battle with such a creature. It attacked the chief 'with its beak and claws and stuff like that,' said Noory. And ground to a halt. 'It's a great story' he added. And ground to a halt again before floundering back up with 'And, er, I do a little rendition of it myself from time to time, and, er......So, tell me [insert 3x5 question here]....'

Can you imagine? Maybe he does it as an encore after The Tell-Tale Heart.

Last nightís show was horrid.

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« Reply #83728 on: November 03, 2017, 03:47:18 PM »
Last nightís show was horrid.
Don't worry.  I'm sure tonight's 50th rehash of the Twilight Zone will be even better. 


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« Reply #83729 on: November 03, 2017, 04:02:44 PM »
Don't worry.  I'm sure tonight's 50th rehash of the Twilight Zone will be even better. 


I heard something on the news about the Twilight Zone being remade for a new tv show. Starring someone Jordan Peel (I have no idea who this is.) I'm sure, like all of the recently Hollywood remakes it was be excellent and better than the original.  ;) Maybe this is Norry's attempt to ingratiate himself with the new remake? He always seems to be trying to get into the Hollywood scene.