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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83760 on: November 04, 2017, 12:41:01 AM »
Don't remember that.  It may have been the election night show.  I remember him this year though saying "I never said who would win, I just said who the elites wanted to win." or something like that.
It's hit and miss with me on this show so it is indeed possible that he at some other time qualified his statements and i was't tuned in. Also, memory is a funny thing...so there's that too

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« Reply #83761 on: November 04, 2017, 12:42:31 AM »
Ouch got Zorro wrong, no internet research before blurting

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« Reply #83762 on: November 04, 2017, 12:42:46 AM »
I should be put to death, but I'm going to do my own plug for Coast Insider. When I listen to downloaded torrents or on Youtube (and not necessarily just Coast to Coast but a lot of talk shows/documentaries) I find the sound isn't great and I lose concentration.  One thing about Coast Insider I find is that the sound is very clear.  Even when listening while playing scrabble I don't lose concentration (which isn't easy with a Nori interview.)

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« Reply #83763 on: November 04, 2017, 12:48:37 AM »
Surprise visit from Billy Mumy.
Billy would correct Noory's error on the actor who played Zorro (Guy Williams) since he also played Billy's father on Lost in Space where Billy was Will Robinson...

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« Reply #83764 on: November 04, 2017, 12:53:26 AM »
Surprise visit from Billy Mumy.
Billy would correct Noory's error on the actor who played Zorro (Guy Williams) since he also played Billy's father on Lost in Space where Billy was Will Robinson...

Noory: "Give us the bad,bad man line."
Mumy: "Speak to my agent, George."
 

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« Reply #83765 on: November 04, 2017, 01:31:55 AM »


Billy Mumy in his "Zorro" costume

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« Reply #83766 on: November 04, 2017, 01:52:26 AM »
I wonder about that. On the odd occasion I want to record a show to listen to later (mostly when Knapp is hosting), I just set Tune-In to record. And I don't, but could, keep them for as long as I choose.
I like to be able to verbatim check out misspeaks and gaffes. But recurring billing (Insider) is a $38 NSF risk for me, plus more if it causes other drafts to have a problem.  I tried pre-paid cards, but they are expensive, cheesy, and fly-by-night.

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« Reply #83767 on: November 04, 2017, 02:26:56 AM »
"Whut about sand scripts?  Are they called sand scripts because they were written on tablets of sand?"


I remember that one. 

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« Reply #83768 on: November 04, 2017, 02:34:02 AM »
Is this the Bible-bullets-and beans caller?  Why are they dickering about alcoholic drinking?  The Bible-bullets-and beans caller has set George straight before, reminding George that there is no "beer" in Bible-bullets-and beans. WTF.

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« Reply #83769 on: November 04, 2017, 02:37:10 AM »
All I remember about the film is the little girl on the plane with the puppet. "Noooooo SMOKING! N-O-S-M-O-K-I-N-G! Nooooo SMOKING!" She grew up and destroyed all the bars in the country.
Sure has been great for people with breathing conditions to be able to go out dancing for many years now!  What a way to strengthen the lungs.

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« Reply #83770 on: November 04, 2017, 02:41:23 AM »
Sure has been great for people with breathing conditions to be able to go out dancing for many years now!  What a way to strengthen the lungs.

If you are dancing, it's not a *Bar! A Bar is filled with smoke, and a shit-kicker band behind chicken-wire. There are peanut shells all over the floor and dart boards and pool tables. No one dances. They just drink Hamm's and Lonestar and Pearl and Budweiser, or smoke Marlboro's and Winston's dispensed from a cigarette machine in the corner if they want to, listen to the band, and fight! :)


*Saloon is also acceptable.

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« Reply #83771 on: November 04, 2017, 02:58:34 AM »
Did he really say that? Wowzer!
Tbf, he'd have to be a Young Earth Creationist as per Kenneth Hamm of Creation Museum fame (the earth and everything that ever existed on it is no more than 6,000 years old and we co-existed happily with the dinosaurs because there was no death and all animals were vegetarian until Eve fucked Adam) to be getting dinosaurs on the ark, but nevertheless, if you believe that everything in The Bible actually happened, there's a long, long list of questions begged!

George has said he leans toward Zecharia Sitchin.  According to Wikipedia, Sitchin believed his own Annunaki theories were compatible with the Bible.  Wikipedia articles are publically edited, but right now that quote follows citation 8.

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« Reply #83772 on: November 04, 2017, 03:00:15 AM »

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« Reply #83773 on: November 04, 2017, 03:04:58 AM »
Is this the Bible-bullets-and beans caller?  Why are they dickering about alcoholic drinking?  The Bible-bullets-and beans caller has set George straight before, reminding George that there is no "beer" in Bible-bullets-and beans. WTF.
Cornelius in Alexandria, LA is the BBB guy. That was Barry in SC, another regular  :)

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« Reply #83774 on: November 04, 2017, 03:07:13 AM »
Cornelius in Alexandria, LA is the BBB guy. That was Barry in SC, another regular  :)
Thanks! If George was concerned about the guy staggering, he could have made a welfare call. 
I'm sure Tom has Barry's number.  But nooooo.  Why not just irritate teetotalers plus embarass Barry nationally. 

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« Reply #83775 on: November 04, 2017, 03:21:08 AM »
If you are dancing, it's not a *Bar! A Bar is filled with smoke, and a shit-kicker band behind chicken-wire. There are peanut shells all over the floor and dart boards and pool tables. No one dances. They just drink Hamm's and Lonestar and Pearl and Budweiser, or smoke Marlboro's and Winston's dispensed from a cigarette machine in the corner if they want to, listen to the band, and fight! :)


*Saloon is also acceptable.
All of the above, plus dancing.  Two-stepping.  Hip-hop. 

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« Reply #83776 on: November 04, 2017, 03:37:15 AM »
Thanks! If George was concerned about the guy staggering, he could have made a welfare call. 
I'm sure Tom has Barry's number.  But nooooo.  Why not just irritate teetotalers plus embarass Barry nationally.
You're welcome, my friend. I think George said he was joking and that he didn't really see him staggering about. There was some cross-talk during the conversation to muddy things up (nothing new there) but that's how i heard it.

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« Reply #83777 on: November 04, 2017, 03:40:00 AM »
Alcohol in Coast:
All I Have to Do is Dream
Hey nineteen
Deacon Blue
Lighter Shade of Pale


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« Reply #83778 on: November 04, 2017, 03:42:57 AM »
You're welcome, my friend. I think George said he was joking and that he didn't really see him staggering about. There was some cross-talk during the conversation to muddy things up (nothing new there) but that's how i heard it.
Well I turned it off.  I might as well read Mad magazine for the level of humor.  See you Monday...

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« Reply #83779 on: November 04, 2017, 03:44:47 AM »
All of the above, plus dancing.  Two-stepping.  Hip-hop.

NOOOO!!! THIS, is a Bar:


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83780 on: November 04, 2017, 07:11:20 AM »
Nah just bad program director and producer and crappy hosts. I saw the subject and also thought "they just did this show" and didn't listen. Tearing down my Halloween decorations outside I actually listened to the recent G2G. How awful. Besides dumping early and having a guest instead of callers he didn't let the guest get really into any of his stories. And the few callers Norry allowed? I swear some were repeats of past shows or then had called in before with those stories on a rare OL night. And then Norry simply rehased stories he told so many times before and then went to a recorded replay of him reading Poe. Awful stuff. He is not only lazy but really showed his contempt for the audience that night.

I listened to the G2G show and it was a horrible noory experience to say the least. Also, there was no doubt in my mind that he was inebriated.. fumbling/slurring at least 1 word in every sentence he spoke -- even more than usual by snoory's standards, if one can imagine that. It was embarrassing for the network and downright nauseating. Snoory should really tend in his resignation, but we all know he won't because his greedy ass wants the money, believing he is somewhat of a "celebrity".. delusional numskull.

Also, you are right, he does have major contempt for his audience. For starters, A standard show like coast2coast is supposed to be at least 40 minutes each hour, but snoory and dumbheiser cut down hours 2-4 to a paltry 35 minutes each.. and 13 minutes wasted at the end of hour 4 with his terrible rendition of the tell-tale heart that he has played many times before. So, if we add up the time of actual call-ins, we come to about only an hour and 20 minutes of air-time for callers for a show advertised as "4 hours"... yeah right.  How many calls were there, 10? 15? Yeah, what a great interactive G2G! I remember having Art having 4-5 times as many calls. Not to mention the lousy filler of Dumbheiser and snoory rambling back and forth with their moronic observations and comments.

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« Reply #83781 on: November 04, 2017, 07:22:36 AM »
Spewing!


Jorch did this as well to an unprecedented level when Mr. Lobo was on a week or 2 ago. He pretended as if we wasn't doing so, when he told Lobo "Yeah, I think Brad Pitt was in Interview with a Vampire!" "You should look it up".. then the very next hour with Lobo he dropped all pretenses and googled every movie mentioned, giving precise details and years the movies were filmed in, knowledge he would have no way of knowing otherwise.

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« Reply #83782 on: November 04, 2017, 07:33:48 AM »
maybe he's in the early stages of dementia though I think it's just Jorch being Jorch but I just heard something pretty messed up even by Jorch standards. His guest is a 'researcher' into the unexplained mysteries of America. He believes the mound builders of the Midwest were not our native Americans but a neanderthal like race of giants who reached America by boat.  So in the space of maybe 30 minutes the guest describes these giants and notes their knowledge of advanced mathematics, 'pi and the Pythagorean triangle, the isoceles triangle', he mentions this at least twice. NOT 10 MINUTES AFTER THE GUEST MENTIONS THIS FOR THE SECOND TIME .... Jorch pauses for thought and asks him 'What about mathematics? Did they know anything about math?'

The guest sounded dumbfounded and once again repeated the same information because it would be rude to say 'wtf dude, are you gaslighting me? i just told you about that a few minutes ago.'

I think Jorch did his usual napping when the guest was talking. He never has a discussion with a guest. Someone -- most likely dumbheiser -- prepares a series of questions for the guest which Jorch in turn then asks in an apparent random order to make it seem like he's following what the guest is saying. He's not intelligent enough to carry a conversation by himself. 

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« Reply #83783 on: November 04, 2017, 08:16:31 AM »
Especially for his vehicles.



Poor Joorch, scrunched in like a sardine because that fat tub of goo Dumbheiser is nearly taking up both seats in the back.

Hmm,, i wonder why Joorch never peddles his snake-oil "Alternative Health" from "Doc" Wallet on Tommee? He's gotta have some health issues... I think Tommee should publish his own book entitled "Fat as Hell"!

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« Reply #83784 on: November 04, 2017, 08:37:21 AM »
Thanks! If George was concerned about the guy staggering, he could have made a welfare call. 
I'm sure Tom has Barry's number.  But nooooo.  Why not just irritate teetotalers plus embarass Barry nationally.



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« Reply #83785 on: November 04, 2017, 01:08:44 PM »

Hmm,, i wonder why Joorch never peddles his snake-oil "Alternative Health" from "Doc" Wallet on Tommee? He's gotta have some health issues... I think Tommee should publish his own book entitled "Fat as Hell"!



Probably because, they both know the shit does nothing. Doc Wallet need to stick to giving flea dips to dogs and quit meddling in human doctoring.

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« Reply #83786 on: November 04, 2017, 03:29:15 PM »
Norry, when you come here and visit, remember:  Serve lots of cheese instead of D-con to the mice.  Karma returns, and ye shall receive bountiful kegs of wine, instead of fermented grape juice. 

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« Reply #83787 on: November 04, 2017, 06:35:53 PM »
It took him 30 seconds to name-drop Billy Mumy.

Many thanks to ItsOver for predicting that.
Ha!  "Thank yeeewww."  Here's another easy prediction, Jorch will continue to suck!  But, great news!  Even more Jorch tomorrow night.  It's Super Suck Sunday once again and it's Tooooomeric Time!

Sunday - November 5, 2017 - George Noory

Christian Wilde
First Half: Author and researcher Christian Wilde joins George Noory to discuss his latest work in the arena of health and the ongoing health benefits of the spice turmeric. He'll examine the pros and cons in various medical approaches, including stem cell therapy.

Say "Toooomeric," Jorch.


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« Reply #83788 on: November 05, 2017, 08:22:33 AM »
Ha!  "Thank yeeewww."  Here's another easy prediction, Jorch will continue to suck!  But, great news!  Even more Jorch tomorrow night.  It's Super Suck Sunday once again and it's Tooooomeric Time!

Sunday - November 5, 2017 - George Noory
Christian Wilde
First Half: Author and researcher Christian Wilde joins George Noory to discuss his latest work in the arena of health and the ongoing health benefits of the spice turmeric. He'll examine the pros and cons in various medical approaches, including stem cell therapy.

Say "Toooomeric," Jorch.



How can a host who promotes health laud the VS models?  Per height/weight charts, they are seriously underweight.  One of them was told to lose weight, and couldnt.  She became discouraged after trying and trying.  She said, "Maybe I just shouldnt eat".  I analyzed her height and weight, only to find that she is already underweight!  Not in the low range, but actually off the chart.

And another one says she eats no solid food for something like ten days before working.

And one said she won't drink any water 5 hours before working.  Can you imagine what a poor example this is to women?  Many women who want to look nice try to do what models do.  Older women want to look nice.  Yet, if an older women goes to work and does not drink, while not having had any water for five hours beforehand, she risks serious dehydration, which can cause weakness, hypoglycemia, constipation, and who knows what else.  That is just not healthy.

Plus, some of them look like they are on steroids (which affect hormones) and do harsh exercises.  Those are ways to end up with prolapse, which affect 30% of women and are not easily surgically cured. These models need to treat their bodies carefully.  What their manager says looks sexy today, might be making sex impossible for them in the future.

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« Reply #83789 on: November 05, 2017, 08:29:02 AM »
George is very healthy, just look at him.  Tommy too.