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What Are You Not Thankful For This Season?

Started by Dateline, December 01, 2019, 11:15:34 PM

Dateline

In keeping with a popular Bellgab mood, and the holiday season, what are you not thankful this season? 


WOTR

Paperwork, bureaucracy and politics.

*Oh- and most of all, a Liberal government.  :'(

starramus

amerikkkan political illiteracy! mostly those troglodytes that vote against their own self interests. https://www.wilhelmreichtrust.org/mass_psychology_of_fascism.pdf amerikkkans are the Nazis of the 21st century.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: starramus on December 02, 2019, 07:05:10 AM
amerikkkan political illiteracy! mostly those troglodytes that vote against their own self interests. https://www.wilhelmreichtrust.org/mass_psychology_of_fascism.pdf amerikkkans are the Nazis of the 21st century.

And what country are you from?

Dateline

YouTube Demonitizations, Property Taxes, and People Who Shat On Christmas.


Asuka Langley

Christmas lights, Christmas trees, Christmas wreaths, Christmas music, Jews.




ksm32

Beautiful women who fart in their sleep and then in complete denial and false righteous anger deny such a thing when called on it.

Corona Kitty

Quote from: ksm32 on November 26, 2020, 09:19:14 PM
Beautiful women who fart in their sleep and then in complete denial and false righteous anger deny it when called on it.


Vegan farts are usually silent but deadly.

Silphion

Quote from: ksm32 on November 26, 2020, 09:19:14 PM
Beautiful women who fart in their sleep and then in complete denial and false righteous anger deny such a thing when called on it.

A gentleman would never batter a sleeping beauty with such an accusation,
without at least drawing attention to his own odorous nature.


"Mr. Johnson, you smell!"
"No madam, you smell, I stink."
-- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

ksm32

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 26, 2020, 09:23:08 PM

Vegan farts are usually silent but deadly.
And most often their personalities really stink as well.

Quote from: Silphion on November 26, 2020, 09:31:31 PM
A gentleman would never batter a sleeping beauty with such an accusation,
without at least drawing attention to his own odorous nature.


I don't have an "odorous nature"  You on the other hand wear no awe inspiring robe of stinkless virtue with me! Oooh I'll bet sleeping next to you is real rootin' tootin' good ol' time! ;)  ;D


Silphion

Quote from: ksm32 on November 26, 2020, 09:53:37 PM
And most often their personalities really stink as well.
I don't have an "odorous nature"  You on the other hand wear no awe inspiring robe of stinkless virtue with me! Oooh I'll bet sleeping next to you is real rootin' tootin' good ol' time! ;)  ;D

I was actually referring to Dr. Johnson, as conveniently placed in the quote.
However slovenly he may have been, the Great Cham was a true gentleman.

ksm32

Quote from: Silphion on November 26, 2020, 10:03:33 PM
I was actually referring to Dr. Johnson, as conveniently placed in the quote.
However slovenly he may have been, the Great Cham was a true gentleman.
Darling, if you look, you'll notice I edited said Dr. out of the "quote" in order to serve my ridiculousness.

albrecht

Quote from: Asuka Langley on December 02, 2019, 09:32:01 PM
Christmas lights, Christmas trees, Christmas wreaths, Christmas music, Jews.
But blue lights are so pretty, and the subdued lighting help when opening the gates.  Interesting also how the "high tech" devices apparently have blue lights that disrupt sleep and mental faculty. Strange, not planned of course.

https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/blue-light-has-a-dark-side


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