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Art Bell

Started by sillydog, April 07, 2008, 11:21:45 PM

albrecht

Quote from: Bomar on February 10, 2017, 11:27:22 PM
Ciarie,...

I am a chosen one...

My shit does not stink...

Be one with Odin and let the truth control your reality...

Bomar
'course you got to lose an eye.  ;)
BTW, maybe of interest to you and KDubb there is a new work out. I'm a bit suspicious after hearing a partial interview on NPR (got into truck and only heard a bit) of the author interview about it, he apparently is a comic book guy and putting the stuff into modern parlance (and not by blood a Nordic.) But all that gets out is good, maybe?

https://www.amazon.com/Norse-Mythology-Neil-Gaiman/dp/039360909X/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1486791602&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=norse+mythhology

or go here for historical stuff:
https://www.amazon.com/Heimkringla-History-Norway-Snorri-Sturluson/dp/B004TDOK0U/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1486791774&sr=8-1&keywords=heimkringla


Bomar

Dudes and Dudettes,...

Any of you watch the movie, the "Rings" yet?...

Watch it, be my "Tail...

LinK: https://123movies.is/film/rings-19306/watching.html  ...

"Close any video driver offers", you probably won't need them...

Bomar


I messaged a girl on Tinder today about Art Bell... what is my life coming to?

Quote from: HedgehogNorman on February 11, 2017, 12:05:10 AM
I messaged a girl on Tinder today about Art Bell... what is my life coming to?

Does she have bigger tits?

starrmtn001

Quote from: rekcuf on February 11, 2017, 12:19:45 AM
Does she have bigger tits?
Than whom?  You?    (o)(o)  ;D


Luka Megurine

Quote from: rekcuf on February 11, 2017, 12:35:17 AM
I wish.

me too, if i had tit's like art bell id never leave the house!

SnapT

Art Bell, prove you're not a coward with a stick up your ass by co-hosting MARTINEZ TONIGHT!  We all want to hear you speak in-depth about Falkie.

Quote from: SnapT on February 11, 2017, 12:59:40 AM
Art Bell, prove you're not a coward with a stick up your ass by co-hosting MARTINEZ TONIGHT!  We all want to hear you speak in-depth about Falkie.

Don't be a faggot, Art. Do it!

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: HedgehogNorman on February 11, 2017, 12:05:10 AM
I messaged a girl on Tinder today about Art Bell... what is my life coming to?

that's an app where you find people to fuck, right?

Ciardelo

Quote from: Σ> on February 11, 2017, 05:23:47 AM
that's an app where you find people to fuck, right?

Fuck harder and deeper than a whole life insurance salesman would fuck you my friend...You married guys really miss out.

PKaiser

Quote from: Σ> on February 10, 2017, 04:14:45 PM
he's alive, ladies and gentlemen.  he's alive. 

hey, mang.

Hello MV! Hello brig! I am alive, we bought a new home late last year and I've been up to my elbows bringing it back to life, lol.

MV, I heard the podcast you did recently on End of Days and thought it superb!  I learned quite a bit about you, this forum and your thought process behind its creation and longevity.  It was fantastic!

And brig, I meant to tell you over the Holidays how much I loved your "avatar," for lack of a better word. You don't give up either, do you? Sometimes I would check the MITD forum here and you'd be the only one there, amazing!  God love ya!  I sure do!

Thanks for the shout-outs guys!!!!

Lilith

Quote from: PKaiser on February 11, 2017, 07:59:35 AM
Hello MV! Hello brig! I am alive, we bought a new home late last year and I've been up to my elbows bringing it back to life, lol.

MV, I heard the podcast you did recently on End of Days and thought it superb!  I learned quite a bit about you, this forum and your thought process behind its creation and longevity.  It was fantastic!

And brig, I meant to tell you over the Holidays how much I loved your "avatar," for lack of a better word. You don't give up either, do you? Sometimes I would check the MITD forum here and you'd be the only one there, amazing!  God love ya!  I sure do!

Thanks for the shout-outs guys!!!!

Hope to see you in the MITD thread some night when I manage to be awake.  :-*

Quote from: HedgehogNorman on February 11, 2017, 12:05:10 AM
I messaged a girl on Tinder today about Art Bell... what is my life coming to?

Was she pro or anti stalker?


Most recent voice mail message:

Art, I heard you were considering touring in a one man play, "Art Bell in Hell."

Confirm?  Deny?  CCrane sponsoring?  Tickets info?

I listened to Ed Bush talk about UFOs on KLIF DECADES before you talked about UFOs, so stop acting all exclusive and not taking my calls to your land line.

Who is that keeps answering the phone and then putting me through to your voice mail?  Sounds like Strieber smoking a blunt.   

Confirm?  Deny?  WTF?

I can't believe I contacted PEZ for you, asking them to consider putting your head on a dispenser.  Fuck MITD with a saguaro cactus.

Of course you know the ultimate PEZ would be John the Baptist!  Am I Right or Am I Right?!  (making note to contact PEZ about religious vectors)

Stop allowing Whit to screen your calls, man, you son of a bitch.  Why is he even there?  Just help me understand that.

Heard another rumor you will be seen at the Oscars.

Confirm?  Deny?  Who the blue fuck cares about more politics-contaminated awards?

I think you need to get out more and live.  Facebook isn't living, Art.

And you're not quite dead yet.

Tell Whit I said "hey."

Call me.


There will be a detective Art Bell in this season's Oprhan Black

jazmunda

Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on February 12, 2017, 05:55:35 PM
There will be a detective Art Bell in this season's Oprhan Black

2013 called; they want their casting information back.  :P

Art Bell, played by Kevin Hanchard, has been a regular recurring character on the series since it's first episode 2013.

Members of BellGab's elite white supremissist unit will be quick to point out that the actor/character is black. Spoiler Alert.

So does Pahrump Art sue over this Orphan Black Art?

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 12, 2017, 06:15:10 PM
So does Pahrump Art sue over this Orphan Black Art?

Art would know about orphans. He's left many in his wake.

...

How's the lawsuit going?

jazmunda

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 12, 2017, 06:15:10 PM
So does Pahrump Art sue over this Orphan Black Art?

Plot twist. Detective Art Bell is the stalker.

Quote from: 🖖 on February 12, 2017, 06:24:56 PM
Plot twist. Detective Art Bell is the stalker.

and a good plot twist at that!

paladin1991

Quote from: Art Bell on February 07, 2017, 08:43:22 PM
Good Evening from Pahrump. Thought I would stop in as I do every now and then and say hi. All is well in the Kingdom of Nye. How are things going here?


Art

DADDY!   Wait!  I'm sorry daddy! 

Ah fuck it.  This time it's me that goes out for smokes and doesn't come back. 

Unless I need something.

paladin1991

Quote from: Σ> on February 11, 2017, 05:23:47 AM
that's an app where you find people to fuck, right?

Strngely, not available in Tunisia

paladin1991

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on February 12, 2017, 12:38:41 AM
Most recent voice mail message:

Art, I heard you were considering touring in a one man play, "Art Bell in Hell."

Confirm?  Deny?  CCrane sponsoring?  Tickets info?

I listened to Ed Bush talk about UFOs on KLIF DECADES before you talked about UFOs, so stop acting all exclusive and not taking my calls to your land line.

Who is that keeps answering the phone and then putting me through to your voice mail?  Sounds like Strieber smoking a blunt.   

Confirm?  Deny?  WTF?

I can't believe I contacted PEZ for you, asking them to consider putting your head on a dispenser.  Fuck MITD with a saguaro cactus.

Of course you know the ultimate PEZ would be John the Baptist!  Am I Right or Am I Right?!  (making note to contact PEZ about religious vectors)

Stop allowing Whit to screen your calls, man, you son of a bitch.  Why is he even there?  Just help me understand that.

Heard another rumor you will be seen at the Oscars.

Confirm?  Deny?  Who the blue fuck cares about more politics-contaminated awards?

I think you need to get out more and live.  Facebook isn't living, Art.

And you're not quite dead yet.

Tell Whit I said "hey."

Call me.


Oddly coherent.   


Lilith

Quote from: ItsOver on February 12, 2017, 11:40:12 PM
Yet strangely reassuring.

Bellgab lives forever!

Praise MV!

Jackstar

Quote from: HedgehogNorman on February 11, 2017, 12:05:10 AM
I messaged a girl on Tinder today about Art Bell... what is my life coming to?

http://haterdater.com/



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