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Started by ItsOver, July 08, 2016, 05:47:10 AM

They need to get this dude to do a show on a conservative channel in Grand Theft Auto.

*Points to the centerfield bleaches and knocks it out of the park*

mikuthing01

Quote from: (((The King of Kings))) on July 08, 2016, 04:12:46 PM
Fuck, was just about to turn it off.  Now I have to listen to the end.

He also yells at i think it's supposed to be his wife and his producer (sounds fake) but it's still funny because his producer sounds retarded the whole thing is just for show but its hilarious anyways. I get bored when he starts talking about investing and stock market because i don't follow it.

I_Speculate


Dude needs to take a bottle of valium with a vodka chaser.

Holy shit, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. This is insanity. I love it.

I_Speculate

His call in line is a 516 prefix

North American area code 516 is a telephone area code in the state of New York. 516 serves the Nassau County portion of Long Island.

Quote from: (((The King of Kings))) on July 08, 2016, 04:12:46 PM
Fuck, was just about to turn it off.  Now I have to listen to the end.

I'm in the same mode myself

I_Speculate


My new avatar is just as distracting as my old one but much much easier to look at.

Quote from: VoteQuimby on July 08, 2016, 04:19:42 PM
Holy shit, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. This is insanity. I love it.

A little bit will go along way but for right now this is a hoot!

I_Speculate

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 08, 2016, 04:23:55 PM
A little bit will go along way but for right now this is a hoot!

Ia anyone else going to his Rally next week?

"Christ, I need to take a sip of this beer" lol!

I can't determine if this guy is a put on or he is real.

Quote from: (((The King of Kings))) on July 08, 2016, 04:27:33 PM
I can't determine if this guy is a put on or he is real.

I was just thinking the same thing. It's masterful how he's going all over the place and injecting humor. They tell me this dude has been on for years so this is a refined radio act.

I_Speculate

Agents already have his location triangulated...

We are asking his listening audience to remain calm at this time.

starrmtn001

Quote from: Juan on July 08, 2016, 02:55:28 PM
You should be more respectful of the next Vice President. Fucking iPad and improper capitalization.
What's an iPad? ::)

It's not improper, in this case, it's deliberate.  I have a valid poetic driver's license. ;D ;)


@PoliticsGhost knows the term "Chi-raq." Hee hee!

mikuthing01

radio graffiti is funny

Quote from: mikuthing01 on July 08, 2016, 04:42:20 PM
radio graffiti is funny

I am excited. Oh man, crazy open lines. It's been tooooo long.

"I'm not trying to be one of them preppers"

hahaha this guy who hates black people is killing me

starrmtn001

Quote from: rekcuf on July 08, 2016, 04:13:49 PM
"I'm not an attention whore!" "I'm not an attention whore!"



This guy sounds like Chris Farley, especially when he starts yelling and getting worked up.

Plus, the "radio engineer"/producer sounds like Bud Dickman.

starrmtn001

Quote from: VoteQuimby on July 08, 2016, 04:19:42 PM
Holy shit, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. This is insanity. I love it.
Do you have the link?


Quote from: Humilia Lepus Foramen on July 08, 2016, 04:51:42 PM
This guy sounds like Chris Farley, especially when he starts yelling and getting worked up.

Plus, the "radio engineer"/producer sounds like Bud Dickman.

I do love me some Phil Hendrie.


bateman

First thing I hear is "squirting horse dildo". Alright.

GOD DAMN BRONYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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